UM WTF?

[sexy]

Why the hell did you put that on my sig, DID I SAY YOU COULD?
no i did not! FFS will you people grow the hell up..

First you lock my thread's cuz you cant handle me, then you put on my sig that everything i post is completly useless.

Well i think a whole lot of you are completly useless and need to
get bent, fucked, screwed and bashed in the head. YOU WEAK fuckers..


Toodles..........

[Gurlugon]

internetslang wantsattention aforementionedslang angst

kthxbye..........

[sexy]

NOIDONTWANTATTENTIONJUSTWANTMYSHITTONOTBEFUCKEDWIT H

[drunkbrigade]

The only time your not useless is when your in an apron making me something and bringing me beer, so git to it and start servin'.

[Protoclown]

nerd

[sexy]

Drunk,

Get over here and do what you do best, being on your knee's begging me pretty please..

Clown who are you calling a nerd?

[Crimson Ghost]

geek

[sexy]

pencil neck.

[Protoclown]

Goat faced slattern.

[drunkbrigade]

Cock necks

[Professor Cool]

Valedictorian! :)

http://i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?t=7652

[Protoclown]

This thread is really great now.






Really.







Poopbreaths.

[McClain]

Alright, seriously sexy... Shut the fuck up already. You're starting to get annoying. I will ban your lame ass if you don't have anything to contribute.
I don't care if you're retarded or not... Trust me, there are plenty like you already registered on these boards. Just do something different other than atrophy these boards with your nonsense and name calling. Understood? All I'm looking for is a "yes" or "no".

[kellychaos]

I'm sick of da man gettin' all up in ma grill 'round heyah!! >:

[FLAMES]

"I'll ban you"...WAH WAH WAH...cry me a fucking river, build a bridge and get the fuck over it. Take some midol Mcclain.

[drunkbrigade]

Sexy, back to your post missy! My statuette need worshipping.
:worship :lol

[Gurlugon]

OMG I JUST GAWT ABNNED AH HELL IM TOO GOOD FOR IMOCKERY FORUMS ANYWAYS :/ :/ :/ :/ :/ :/

[sexy]

Lmfao BAN ME FOR WHAT?

drunken boy..

come here let me spank you..

Flamesy THIS IS JUST GAY. but entertaining..


fuckknuckle's

[McClain]

Ban you for being annoying. Got a problem with it?

[The Retro Kat]

then you put on my sig that everything i post is completly useless.


At least he's not lying.

[Rongi]

Waaaaaiit a secound

Now sexy is indeed useless and annoying, but she is far from the worst. Why stop at sexy? Why not ban Mad Max?






Please :(

[McClain]

Because I am on a power trip and sexy is the closest retard.

[sexy]

I think y'all are just sexest...

[Rongi]

Well I tried.

[James]

"The shrink charm doesn't affect what's inside, as you would have noticed. You have to be careful of this. Forgetting this could have disastrous results. On the other hand, this can also have some positive side effects. Imagine if I had shrunk Hagrid's head. His tongue would have remained as long as it is..." She didn't bother to finish her sentence and Harry noticed that most of the girls were now blushing and looking down very intently at their desks. At least half the class had one hand below their desks and what was that pink thing around Lavender Brown's ankles?

"Now," she said, regaining her composure and looking at Hagrid who was leaning back against the wall, looking exhausted. His erection had subsided. "I'll have to teach you something that I was planning to defer till next week. This spell is useful to bring back (or if the need occurs) bring up an erection. Erecthium!"

Hagrid gasped and pushed his head back against the wall as his cock started to rise again. Speaking directly to the girls Professor McGonagall said, "While this revives his cock, it does not refill his balls. That means that this time he'll last longer, much longer." All the girls giggled and looked down, pretending to write the spell on their pieces of parchment.

Harry turned to crib about this partisan behavior of McGonagall's to Ron but he saw that Ron had shifted his desk forward and was looking rather intently at Hermione. Curious, Harry looked over at her and saw that where at the beginning of the class there had been a flat chest, Hermione now sported a decent pair of tits. At least 30, by the looks of them, he thought. To avoid tearing open her gown, she had loosened a couple of the top hooks. Being almost tit-less as a norm, she wore no bra beneath her gown. A nice cleavage was visible on her 14-year-old chest. She would have noticed Harry and Ron staring but she was too busy admiring her own perky tits. Looking as he was at her, Harry couldn't help looking beyond her at Parvati Patil and Lavender Brown. Now they were sitting on the same bench and their hands were at each other's cunts. Damn, he thought, I didn't think that that Lavender was a lesbian. None of other students seemed to have noticed the move. All were busy looking at Hagrid and McGonagall at the front of the class.

"So close contact does not do any harm," McGonagall was saying. "Even extreme contact between two charmed people doesn't do any harm."

She went to her knees again and tried to take Hagrid in her mouth. Being the size he was she could barely get his cock-head into her widely stretched mouth. Hagrid groaned and rolled his eyes upwards. You could see that he was desperately trying to control himself. Any lustful action now could easily break her jaw. The way he sucked in his stomach, Harry could imagine Hagrid almost willing himself smaller.

"Nothing happens," mumbled Professor McGonagall between sucks of Hagrid's cock. But instead of rising to her feet, she continued sucking. Between sucks she would push the cock down to her tits and collect a bit of the cum drying there on the cock-head. Then she would take the cock back in her mouth.

"She's drinking his cum like its butterbeer," whispered Ron in Harry's ear. Harry nodded and grinned at Ron.

"Listen," whispered Ron, "about Hermione..."

Hermione was good friends with both Ron and Harry. Harry could see that Ron was troubled by the thought that what he was thinking and hoping to do may mean the end of their friendship. Harry shook his head. "She's a friend, that's all. All the best to you. Now Lavender would be a different matter altogether."

"I'll help you and you help me," said Ron smiling.

"OK"

[McClain]

Actually, I think I'd rather ban FLAMES. Yeah, that seems better. Only 10 posts? Ah, no one will miss you!

[HickMan]

This thread was alot better when people only posted one word >:.

Dumbface.

[sexy]

Well hello james, what the hell does all of that have to do with this post lol..

[sexy]

toothless bastard

[FLAMES]

Sorry didnt bother to read the novel James.

But Umm Mcclain, I think its time to change your tampon.

[Gurlugon]

GO BACK TO THE THIRD GRADE AND GRADUATE THE THIRD GRADFE AND MAKE SURE TO GET YOUR THIRD GRADE DIPLOMA FLAMES

[McClain]

OMG Flames you are so witty. You are making me look bad. You are FLAMING me and I can't take it. Huh? Wha... I don't have to take it? Oh, okay!

Bye.

[MK IV]

McClain
I-Mockery Hero


True.

[FLAMES]

Gurl, dont recycle my lines.

And Mcclain, youre telling me bye...whys that...Im not going anywhere and if for some strange reason I do...well that only means victory to me on my behalf :)
http://images.animfactory.com/animations/objects/ribbons/god_bless_america_ribbon_swaying_md_clr.gif

[Marilyn666]

I think he was being sarcastic.

[McClain]

Are you trying to say that if I ban you, you're the winner? Okay. Well, you're about to win. YAY FOR YOU! YOU BEAT ME!

[HickMan]

DOUBLER LOO

[MK IV]

Its always amusing when moderator's flex there shiznit in oh-so-subtle ways.

[Marilyn666]

I see that it doesn't take much to amuse people.

[McClain]

Calm down you two Sandies... I'm not going to ban your purple and pink asses. As much as I'd like to, I think that people like you deserve just as much of a chance as normal people and for me to ban you based on the fact that I don't like you is hypocritical and shortsighted.

Hahahahahahahahahah!

[Gurlugon]

Hoohah, that gave my post count quite the jolt. Please pardon my prior replying-to-every-post-y behavior, all.

[sexy]

I think it's funny how all the ass kisseres follow the admin around..

[FLAMES]

I dont give a fuck if you ban me...you must not get that. It doesnt make a fuck to me you gimp. Not comprehending too well today are you Mcclain?

http://images.animfactory.com/animations/religious/biblical_characters/david_goliath_victory_md_clr.gif

[The Retro Kat]

Damn, now they get titles. :(

[Gurlugon]

Can I have a "McClain's Bitch" rank too? Okay, seriously, I'll shut the fuck up now.

[McClain]

Shut up. You're now my bitch. You're my Siegfried, you queer Austrian freak. NOW DANCE, WHORE!

[FLAMES]

Aww so you just threaten it...Well for future reference...its not a threat to me at all.

Sorry Im a yank, not an aussie. And Its more like YOURE MY BITCH. Deal with it. Get on your knees and repent.
http://images.animfactory.com/animations/religious/judaism/happy_hanukkah_md_clr.gif

[MK IV]

:lol Comic gold

[sexy]

First of all im an american

Second of all im no one's bitch YOU FUCK HEAD

Thirdly, Im not a whore, but i will be your pimp and you can me my trick, so get on that corner and start making my dayum money!


NOWWWWWWWWW

[McClain]

No, you are my bitch. Read your title.

[The Retro Kat]

Can I be "McClain's Super Bitch"?

[sexy]

So what it dont mean a fuck and a shit. just means you think im your bitch but really your the one whos the bitch wishing we would be your bitch..

[McClain]

Certainly, but we don't need titles for that sweetheart. :love

[Krythor]

hey sexy what color is your hair? kust curious. *twiddles thumbs*

[sexy]

Hmmm blondish brown....

what colour is yours? GREY?

[Krythor]

hehehhe maaaaaybbeee :)

[Perndog]

Hmmm blondish brown....

what colour is yours? GREY?

I thought Americans had GRAY COLORED hair. Move back to Australia or learn to write.

[HickMan]

WAY OVER DOUBLE LOO

[Spooky]

I wish I was at "McClain's Bitch" status. It would beat not having a title at all.

[ScruU2wice]

epiphany...

[Marilyn666]

This is wrong!!! This is Terrible!!!!!

[Spooky]

There's two kinds of McClain's bitches.

Our posse has the hipsters with their fingers on the pulse.

Then the posse has people like you.

You're not deserving of being a bitch. Bitch. :(

[Supafly345]

I want to be McClain's... just McClain's. OR BETTER YET, McClain's Female Dog.

[Marilyn666]

Why does it say "McClains Bitch" under my name?

[The Retro Kat]

It is caused by problems with your avator.

[Protoclown]

Yeah, pick a new aviator and it'll go away.

[Spooky]

HEY HIS AVATOR IS FINE LEAVE HIS AVATER ALONE

MARILYN666 CAN HAVE ANY AVATOR HE WANTS

[Marilyn666]

Their's nothing wong with it though.

[Spooky]

MAYBE THEIR'S SOMETHING WONG ON THE AVATOR

[Marilyn666]

I like my avator.

[Sicktodeathmx]

:lol Dear god...

I agree, I like his avator.

[Marilyn666]

I'm a chick.

[Spooky]

Your names Chuck? :lol

[Sicktodeathmx]

I like the monkeys avator!

[Marilyn666]

Chick, female, same thing.

[Spooky]

Who would name a female Chuck?

Be glad your parents had you and not a girl.

A girl named Chuck would've gotten picked on.

[Marilyn666]

My name isn't chuck, and I am a female.

[Spooky]

OH I GET IT, NOW YOU'RE JOKING

good one, chuck.

[Marilyn666]

I'm not chuck, I'm Marilyn.

[Protoclown]

Marilyn Manson is a guy. :rolleyes

[Marilyn666]

But I'm not Marilyn Manson, I'm just marilyn. Besides my real name is Chamera Ishizu Luong not chuck.

[Spooky]

But I'm not Marilyn Manson, I'm just marilyn. Besides my real name is CHUCK.

[Protoclown]

So you're named after that beast from greek mythology with three heads and like a snake coming out of its ass?

[Spooky]

There was a "Chuck" in greek mythology?

[Protoclown]

Yeah, I think Zeus fucked him or something.

[Marilyn666]

But i'm not chuck.

[Schimid]

But I'm not Marilyn Manson, I'm just marilyn. Besides my real name is CHUCK.

Don't go back on it.

[Snatchtastic]

Maybe his name is CHUCK MARYLIN.

[Spooky]

thats his name! GOOD LOOKING OUT!

[Marilyn666]

Atleast my name isn't Nathan.

[Carnivore]

For the record, the mythological creature is Chimera or Chimaera.

[Schimid]

HeNTaiDeMoN78 (5:59:14 PM): SCHIMID IS THE FUNNIEST PERSON ON THE BOARDS EVER.
SchimidWasTaken (5:59:22 PM): LOL IM GOING TO QUOTE THAT

[Protoclown]

Ssshh. Carni, we know that.

[Marilyn666]

It was organily spelled "Chamira" but i didn't like it spelled that way so I changed it.

[Evil Robot]

Hallo marylin666! It is my belief that you could improve your lifestyle by introducing your face to a tatoo of something occult related. This way, when you grow out of your "stupid" phase it will make getting a job that much easier!

[Sicktodeathmx]

I think Spooky and Shmee are quite funny :D

[sexy]

How much i'd hate to say it, but i find clown verry funny..

And mclain i seen you pissing on a cheese burger, your verry deranged..

Marilyn

I would say your funny but your simply not, i find you at times to be verry annoying.. no pun attended just an observation..

[Sicktodeathmx]

Well, it's not so much that I dislike Proto's sense of humor, but it's just not very original. However, he is quite good for laughs and whatnot... Kinda like fart jokes.

[Ninjavenom]

fuck off, Daisyhead

[Sicktodeathmx]

You would be funny if you were fucking original.. Daisyhead... I like that... Hey, you aren't so bad.. Will you be my bloody Valentine?

[Big McLargehuge]

Marilyn

I would say your funny but your simply not, i find you at times to be verry annoying.. no pun attended just an observation..


I have read this seven times and can't find where there might be a pun.

[HickMan]

Marilyn Manson is a guy. :rolleyes

You sure about that?

READ IT EIGHT TIMES

[sexy]

Maybe you just had to many cum shot's in the eye..

[Schimid]

I would say your funny but your simply not, i find you at times to be verry annoying.. no pun attended just an observation..

WE HAVE 3,264 PUNS IN ATTENDANCE TONIGHT, FOLKS :lol

[glowbelly]

Marik Ishtar:Marik is 16 years old his birthday is june. Marik has been brought up on the anscient inscriptures his whole life. Mariks mom deied when he was a little kid. His older sister Isheezu who now has the mullenium necklace tryed to raise him kind of how Seto raised Mokuba but it wasn't the same.

When Marik got the mullenium rod Yami Marik took over and killed Mariks father. Marik didn't know and he blames the pharoh for it. Marik wen't his own way and gained 2 of the god cards but lost one to Yami in a battle. Now Marik uses his mullenium rod to get mindslaves to do his bidding when he isn't at the same place the person he want's to battle is. Mariks goal is to get rid of yugi,Win back slypher the sky dragon and the mullenium puzzle, and take over the world. Marik has all of the knowledge of the anscient ways and he evan got the anscient inscriptions carved into his back when he was 15.The mullenium rod is part of the resion hes already evil without being Yami Marik. The mullenium rod can also be used as a dagger.Yodeon always has to be near Marik to balance out his two spirits. Marik is also the leader of the rare hunters. His sister plans to go to battle city to try and save Marik from his yami self. - Chamera Luong

(http://www.pojo.com/yu-gi-oh/cartoon/Bios/Malik.shtml)

[Zhukov]

How embarrssing.

How old is Marliyn? What is Pojo? I don't think We have yugioh in my country.

[HickMan]

YU-GI-OH? WHAT'S YU-GI-OH?

YU-GAY-OH IS MORE LIKE IT

[Protoclown]

Well, it's not so much that I dislike Proto's sense of humor, but it's just not very original. However, he is quite good for laughs and whatnot... Kinda like fart jokes.\

HELLO POT, MEET KETTLE :rolleyes

[Skulhedface]

Does that mean she's black?

[Marilyn666]

Yu-Gi-Oh is an anime show, and that's my old information about Marik. And sexy you're quite annoying your self.

[Sicktodeathmx]

you can tell by the way his eyes look.

[Marilyn666]

Yes, but that has nothing to do with Marik.

[Skulhedface]

What the fuck has THAT got to do with anything?

[ScruU2wice]

now that everyone is McClain's Bitch i wanna be Protoclown's bitch or Dr. Boogie's or some other mods' :(