Professor Cool
Nov 10th, 2003, 04:44 PM
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You will happy to know that you have Graduated, yes that's right graduated from I-mockery, us old farts just can't keep up with your chipper antics and you have proven yourself worthy of higher boarding.
You all ACED Professor Kellychaos's "Dumbing it down" Courses
And you all did stellar in Doctor Burbank's "Old Fashion Cynics 101"
You even passed Protoclown's "Means of Endurance" classes with infallibility, not even myself has seen in the many years I have been at this institution.
While others like young Rongi have yet to make the grade, I and I speak for the rest of the Board Officials here, congratulate you whole-hearted and with aspiration for your young ,bright, long, and profitable futures.
As for now, you all must take your seperate ways, we will never forget you, no matter how hard we could try.
Now please direct yourself to
www.delphiforums.com/ and we will see you at the Alumni Reunion July 21st, 2027!
-Professor Jonathan "Cool" Powers
We will now have Class President Esuohlim sing the school's Fight Song.
You will happy to know that you have Graduated, yes that's right graduated from I-mockery, us old farts just can't keep up with your chipper antics and you have proven yourself worthy of higher boarding.
You all ACED Professor Kellychaos's "Dumbing it down" Courses
And you all did stellar in Doctor Burbank's "Old Fashion Cynics 101"
You even passed Protoclown's "Means of Endurance" classes with infallibility, not even myself has seen in the many years I have been at this institution.
While others like young Rongi have yet to make the grade, I and I speak for the rest of the Board Officials here, congratulate you whole-hearted and with aspiration for your young ,bright, long, and profitable futures.
As for now, you all must take your seperate ways, we will never forget you, no matter how hard we could try.
Now please direct yourself to
www.delphiforums.com/ and we will see you at the Alumni Reunion July 21st, 2027!
-Professor Jonathan "Cool" Powers
We will now have Class President Esuohlim sing the school's Fight Song.