MCCLAIN [Archive] - I-Mockery Forum

The Retro Kat

Nov 10th, 2003, 05:41 PM

ONE TIME I WAS WALKING HOME FROM SCHOOL, AND I SAW FLAMES. SHE KINDA ALWAYS LOOKED LIKE A GUY, WITH THAT ATTROCIOUS BOWL HARECUT AND STUF. I THINK HER DAD REALLY WANTED HER TO B A BOY, CAUSE THAT ONE TIME I WAS WALKING HOME FROM SCHOOL, SHE WAS TRYING TO PLAY FOOTBALL, BUT SHE COULDN'T AND HER DAD GOT REALLY PISSED. HE TOOK HER INSIDE AND BUTTSEXED HER. IT WAS GROSS AND BLUDY. WHEN SHE SCREAMED I RAN HOME AND WENT TO BED WITH SOME HOT CHOCOLATE.

sspadowsky

Nov 10th, 2003, 05:43 PM

Kay-kiokio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kio-kio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.

I was ridin' my horse
by the Rio Grandee
and all o' them coyotes singing
in a prairie symphony.

I was ridin' my horse
down by the Rio Grandee
when I seen me a cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
ridin' toward me.

Kay-kiokio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kiokio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.

The Retro Kat

Nov 10th, 2003, 05:44 PM

I mean...
Thanks for the title...made my little asshole pucker :)
But we BOTH know who wears the pants in this situation. :) You wear the pants...I just tell you which ones to wear.

McClain

Nov 10th, 2003, 05:44 PM

You always know what to say Sammy!

FLAMES

Nov 10th, 2003, 05:50 PM

Thanks for the short story dumbass...damn Im butch now...I didnt know.
Here I'll give you my real pic so you can come up with something good.

http://www.geocities.com/almighty_flames/almightyFlames.html

http://images.animfactory.com/animations/food/food/peanut_guy_dancing_md_clr.gif

And to all the admin asskisser...thanks for the mock... :) so sweet

McClain

Nov 10th, 2003, 05:50 PM

HOLY FUCK IT'S HEATHER MICHELLE'S SISTER!

The Retro Kat

Nov 10th, 2003, 05:58 PM

IT WAS A REALLY LONG TIME AGO! ALTHOUGH YOU KINDA LOOK LIKE A MAN WEARING WOMEN'S CLOTHING.

Professor Cool

Nov 10th, 2003, 06:01 PM

McClain, if I attempt to belittle you and write in pink, Can I get a title too :)

McClain

Nov 10th, 2003, 06:05 PM

Only if you call me a pencil dick hypocrit.

FLAMES

Nov 10th, 2003, 06:09 PM

oh come on Im giving you ample opportunity here...I know you can do better than that.

The Retro Kat

Nov 10th, 2003, 06:09 PM

Penis dick hippocrit, wait, dammit!

ScruU2wice

Nov 10th, 2003, 06:12 PM

pink writing >:

FLAMES

Nov 10th, 2003, 06:23 PM

its spelled hypocrite :rolleyes and its Violet not pink

And maybe if you sucked his ass a little harder than you already are he just might give you a special little title as well.

Rez

Nov 10th, 2003, 06:27 PM

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and a chikken for a userpic! THERE SOMETHING TO BE SAID.

Krythor

Nov 10th, 2003, 06:31 PM

Baa.

FLAMES

Nov 10th, 2003, 06:36 PM

The picture wasnt put their by myself, but by the moron who calls himself Mclame.

Rez

Nov 10th, 2003, 06:43 PM

way to go mclain :(

you could have used an aborted fetus. >:

so then, you dont have an SNES

Sicktodeathmx

Nov 10th, 2003, 06:47 PM

I wanna be Mclain's bitch! Damnit... Or his Mistress of Jelly Beans...

And who is Heather Michelle? I have heard reference to her once because my name is Jennifer Michelle, and once to the other chick.

James

Nov 10th, 2003, 07:00 PM

HOLY FUCK IT'S HEATHER MICHELLE'S SISTER!

That's what I said. But Sicktodeathmx's name is Jennifer Michelle, so I think she's Heather's sister.

Or maybe they're all related. The Michelle Clan is trying to invade I-Mockery! :chatter

Perndog

Nov 10th, 2003, 07:07 PM

The picture wasnt put their by myself, but by the moron who calls himself Mclame.

It's spelled THERE :rolleyes and it's McClain not Mclame.

Professor Cool

Nov 10th, 2003, 07:28 PM

Only if you call me a pencil dick hypocrit.

Only if you don't touch Produce Pete :(

choptop

Nov 10th, 2003, 07:46 PM

GO BACK TO MANUFACTURIN' DEFECTIVE CARS, COMMIE!!!!!

Cap'n Crunch

Nov 10th, 2003, 08:16 PM

Oh the humanity. :rolleyes

Protoclown

Nov 10th, 2003, 08:33 PM

Wow, how ironic that Flames is fairly attractive. Too bad she's too vapid, stupid and just generally boring for that to matter one whit.

Supafly345

Nov 10th, 2003, 08:50 PM

Yeah, she is kind of a HANDSOME girl.

Protoclown

Nov 10th, 2003, 08:51 PM

I'll bet she's a plumber. She looks like she works with a plunger all day.

FLAMES

Nov 11th, 2003, 12:41 AM

Hmm Clown you claim that Im unintelligent and dull, yet you keep posting on my thread and about me...go figure :rolleyes

McClain

Nov 11th, 2003, 12:46 AM

This is my thread about me you dummy. You should know... You're the one who started it.

Sicktodeathmx

Nov 11th, 2003, 12:51 AM

Mclain? Can I be one of yo bitches? Or am I not pretty enough... Whimper.

Joke time
========
My friend went to a bar and met this girl, Jessica. He started flirting with her and bought her a couple of drinks. So on and on, they talked. After about the eighth drink, Jessica says to my friend, Ben, "I can suck dick and sing opera at the same time." Ben didn't believe it. He then talked her into coming up to his place to see what she could do with her mouth. So she starts to manipulate his dick, right? And she turns off the lights. She starts sucking his dick, and after a few moments, she lets out this beautiful voice... It's opera music, too. Ben didn't know what the fuck was up, so he turned on the light. The next thing he saw was a girl running out of the room, and a glass eyeball laying on the table.

Coy: "Tell that to a dog catcher".

Sicktodeathmx

Nov 11th, 2003, 12:52 AM

Fuck yeah! I am one of Mclain's bitches! Werd!

Professor Cool

Nov 11th, 2003, 01:40 AM

this is an outrage, we all can't be McClain's Bitch >:

Sicktodeathmx

Nov 11th, 2003, 01:41 AM

Oh well.. Can I be something? Mistress of Jelly Beans is my DJ name :D

Professor Cool

Nov 11th, 2003, 01:45 AM

you have to donate to get to choose a title, i get a title because i donate 97% of coolness to it

I'm so fucking full of myself

Sicktodeathmx

Nov 11th, 2003, 01:52 AM

Well, your bitch works for me, babe. I just dont' wanna fight fo who gets to be yo bitch

McClain

Nov 11th, 2003, 02:01 AM

HEY NOW SENOR COOL! If you were truly my bitch you wouldn't be complaining about having other bitch-siblings. STOP YER BITCHIN'!

Sicktodeathmx

Nov 11th, 2003, 02:05 AM

No bitchin here, babe. I am quite content :D

sexy

Nov 11th, 2003, 02:50 AM

Wow how impressive people..

Gotta copy,and following the leader and suck the nearest ass, woohoo gooooooooo you GUY'S

Mike

Nov 11th, 2003, 12:48 PM

OMG YOU GUYS SUCK ASS AND STUFF OMG THIS OFFENDS YOU OMMMMGGGG!!!!! OMFG!!!

Marilyn666

Nov 11th, 2003, 12:50 PM

Are thy even members anymore?

whoreable

Nov 11th, 2003, 12:51 PM

Why is your title Mcclain's Bitch?

Marilyn666

Nov 11th, 2003, 12:54 PM

That's what i was asking but no one actually answered my question.

Schimid

Nov 11th, 2003, 12:55 PM

i think u should get tht fixed b-4 sum1 thinks u really r his btch

Marilyn666

Nov 11th, 2003, 12:57 PM

But i don't know how, someone put it there.

Protoclown

Nov 11th, 2003, 12:58 PM

Yeah, and it could take, like, forever to figure out who did it to. It could have been anyone. Good luck!

Marilyn666

Nov 11th, 2003, 01:01 PM

It couldn't have been anyone.[/i]

Protoclown

Nov 11th, 2003, 01:02 PM

Well, you're right about that. It couldn't have been Richard Nixon, because he's dead.

Schimid

Nov 11th, 2003, 01:03 PM

What couldn't have been anyone?

Spooky

Nov 11th, 2003, 01:04 PM

http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:SgmD9Bo6QcYC:www.the-gothicworld.de/cdreviews/cradle.jpg
http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:SgmD9Bo6QcYC:www.the-gothicworld.de/cdreviews/cradle.jpg
http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:SgmD9Bo6QcYC:www.the-gothicworld.de/cdreviews/cradle.jpg
http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:SgmD9Bo6QcYC:www.the-gothicworld.de/cdreviews/cradle.jpg

Marilyn666

Nov 11th, 2003, 01:08 PM

Um, yeah that had nothing to with anything either but O.k.

Schimid

Nov 11th, 2003, 01:09 PM

CUT HIM DOWN TO SIZE

Marilyn666

Nov 11th, 2003, 01:13 PM

Cut Danni down to size?

Spooky

Nov 11th, 2003, 01:16 PM

I GOT TOLD >:

Marilyn666

Nov 11th, 2003, 01:18 PM

Schimid what are you talking about?

Schimid

Nov 11th, 2003, 01:19 PM

What do you mean?

Marilyn666

Nov 11th, 2003, 01:27 PM

You said"Cut him down to size." Who were you talking about?

The Retro Kat

Nov 11th, 2003, 01:34 PM

That COF bitch?

Marilyn666

Nov 11th, 2003, 01:36 PM

That's Danni.

The Retro Kat

Nov 11th, 2003, 01:37 PM

Exactly, that COF bitch.

Marilyn666

Nov 11th, 2003, 01:42 PM

His name is Danni Filth >: !!!!

Sicktodeathmx

Nov 11th, 2003, 01:45 PM

Wow, I wonder what his mom was thinking when she married a man with the last name filth. :lol

Marilyn666

Nov 11th, 2003, 01:46 PM

I don't think that's his real name.

Sicktodeathmx

Nov 11th, 2003, 01:50 PM

Sure it is!

Marilyn666

Nov 11th, 2003, 01:52 PM

I wouldn't care though. I would marrie Danni.

Schimid

Nov 11th, 2003, 01:54 PM

Who's Danni?

Marilyn666

Nov 11th, 2003, 01:57 PM

The guy from Cradle of Filth.

Schimid

Nov 11th, 2003, 01:57 PM

What's that?

Marilyn666

Nov 11th, 2003, 01:59 PM

A band.

Schimid

Nov 11th, 2003, 02:10 PM

Like, a rubber band?

Marilyn666

Nov 11th, 2003, 02:12 PM

a group of people that sings songs.

Schimid

Nov 11th, 2003, 02:25 PM

Like gypsies!

Marilyn666

Nov 11th, 2003, 02:27 PM

No a group of famous singers.

Schimid

Nov 11th, 2003, 02:29 PM

Like "We Are The World"?

Marilyn666

Nov 11th, 2003, 02:34 PM

I don't know what that is, but probably.

Big Papa Goat

Nov 11th, 2003, 05:22 PM

You kids with your music >:

Marilyn666

Nov 11th, 2003, 05:26 PM

Music is great.

Schimid

Nov 11th, 2003, 05:27 PM

HeNTaiDeMoN78 (5:28:32 PM): THE MCCLAIN THREAD IS LOL ALL BECAUSE OF YOU
SchimidWasTaken (5:28:44 PM): And 13 actually isn't that young, I'll be in a high school next year.
SchimidWasTaken (5:28:55 PM): YEAH I KNOW :PICKLEHAT

:picklehat

Marilyn666

Nov 11th, 2003, 05:30 PM

:goth

Perndog

Nov 12th, 2003, 04:44 AM

I don't even like the band, but could you at least fucking spell Dani Filth's name right? When you use it eight times in three posts, getting it wrong starts to bother me. :pointlessrant

Marilyn666

Nov 12th, 2003, 05:45 PM

I did spell it right.

Sicktodeathmx

Nov 12th, 2003, 05:47 PM

you can tell by the way his eyes look.

Marilyn666

Nov 12th, 2003, 05:59 PM

:die

Perndog

Nov 12th, 2003, 07:24 PM

Cut Danni down to size?

That's Danni.

His name is Danni Filth >: !!!!

I wouldn't care though. I would marrie Danni.

I did spell it right.

NO YOU DIDN'T.

Esuohlim

Nov 12th, 2003, 08:13 PM

Schimid made me LOL in this thread. :(

Rez

Nov 13th, 2003, 12:36 AM

since i came in superlate, perndog made me laugh.

Schimid

Nov 13th, 2003, 12:38 AM

Schimid made me LOL in this thread. :(

Fuck you for putting the sad face. :(

Anonymous

Nov 13th, 2003, 12:41 AM

I think Marilyn is the real winner here.

Rez

Nov 13th, 2003, 12:43 AM

Perndog

Nov 13th, 2003, 12:49 AM

Why would you laugh at me? I didn't say anything funny, I was just trying to correct Marilyn because I need to reply to every thread.

Rez

Nov 13th, 2003, 12:57 AM

i imagine what everyone writes as if they said it. i imagined your post being said in Brian O'Halloran's voice.

:/

...

:lol

The_Moderator

Nov 13th, 2003, 01:10 AM

Perndog - in the future, one quote will suffice.

I'm busy coding us a new censorship module; Could one of the other mods clean up Schimid's posts in this thread?

Marilyn666

Nov 13th, 2003, 05:50 PM

Why would you laugh at me? I didn't say anything funny, I was just trying to correct Marilyn because I need to reply to every thread.

Well that's how he spells his name.

Esuohlim

Nov 13th, 2003, 05:53 PM

That's how who spells his name?

Marilyn666

Nov 13th, 2003, 06:07 PM

Thats how Danni from CRADLE OF FILTH spells his name.

Esuohlim

Nov 13th, 2003, 06:09 PM

I don't understand what "CADLE OF FIFTH" is.

Perndog

Nov 14th, 2003, 01:31 PM

You fucking idiot.

Cradle Of Filth Biography

Dani - Vocals
Paul - Guitar
Martin - Keyboards
Adrian - Drums
Dave - Bass

" 'Damnation and a Day' was scripted by the prince of darkness Dani Filth..."

"...the cries that resonate from the depths of Hades by lords Dani, Paul, Martin, Adrian and Dave."

http://www.theorderofthedragon.com/docs/band/dani/img/danichamber.jpg

http://web.augsburg.edu/~herzog/mad.gif

Rez

Nov 14th, 2003, 01:54 PM

WE COME FROM NEW JERSEY :lol

Marilyn666

Nov 14th, 2003, 05:49 PM

You fucking idiot.

Cradle Of Filth Biography

Dani - Vocals
Paul - Guitar
Martin - Keyboards
Adrian - Drums
Dave - Bass

" 'confustigated and a Day' was scripted by the prince of darkness Dani Filth..."

"...the cries that resonate from the depths of Hades by lords Dani, Paul, Martin, Adrian and Dave."

http://www.theorderofthedragon.com/docs/band/dani/img/danichamber.jpg

http://web.augsburg.edu/~herzog/mad.gif

Well Iv'e seen it spelled differintly on other things.

Supafly345

Nov 14th, 2003, 05:58 PM

"Other things" where you wrote it, like this board or your panties, don't count.

Marilyn666

Nov 14th, 2003, 06:06 PM

Iv'e seen other people spell it that way, and I saw it on another sight.

Esuohlim

Nov 14th, 2003, 07:46 PM

YEAH 'CAUSE EVERYTHING ON THE INTERNET IS TRUE

Schimid

Nov 15th, 2003, 12:26 AM

Iv'e seen other people spell it that way, and I saw it on another sight.

HOLY SHIT :lol

McClain

Nov 15th, 2003, 01:06 AM

d00d, don't laugh. She's like 9 years old and shit. Or maybe 11. I don't know and it doesn't matter. What matters is that she's old enough to appreciate good music like Cradle of Filth. :/

Schimid

Nov 15th, 2003, 01:09 AM

haha alright sorry d00d can i have a title? :picklehat

sexy

Nov 15th, 2003, 12:04 PM

What a boring 5 pages i just had read....

It about killed me just to get through them.. FUCKIN HELL PEOPLE GET TO THE DAMN PROGRAM YOU FILTHY FUCKSLIDES..

sexy

Nov 15th, 2003, 12:07 PM

HOW THE FUCK DID THAT GET THERE? LOL I TRIED TO EDIT IT BUT I COULDN'T SEE ANYTHING TO EDIT OUT..

You people are crazy.. lol

Snatchtastic

Nov 15th, 2003, 12:08 PM

YOU FILTHY FUCKSLIDES..

:eek

sexy

Nov 15th, 2003, 12:09 PM

:eek

HickMan

Nov 15th, 2003, 02:13 PM

[quote="sexy"]What a boring 5 pages i just had read...quote]

HAHHAHHAAH

U RED IT LOL!

I BET YOU AREN'T SEXY AT ALL YOU PROBOBALLY LOOK LIKE THAT "CHEW" GUY FROM STARWARS (THE GOOD ONES NOGT THE BAD ONES MADE TODAY WITH GAY STUFF AND STUFF)! YOU ARE A DOG LOL! HI-FIVE FROM MY HOMIES.

Marilyn666

Nov 15th, 2003, 02:39 PM

Stop acting like I'm a child. I do mostly everything that adults do. And I didn't say evrything on the internet was true, I just said Iv'e seen Danni's name speeld both ways.

The Retro Kat

Nov 15th, 2003, 02:40 PM

TITS PLZ.

Marilyn666

Nov 15th, 2003, 02:43 PM

What about them?

The Retro Kat

Nov 15th, 2003, 02:53 PM

WEE NEDE TOO C SUM TITZ, PLZ.

Marilyn666

Nov 15th, 2003, 02:57 PM

Whos titz?

The Retro Kat

Nov 15th, 2003, 03:02 PM

CHUCK, YOUUUU KNOWWWWWWWWWWW!

The Retro Kat

Nov 15th, 2003, 03:04 PM

Whoops http://www.simplyamazin.com/haeagle.jpg

HickMan

Nov 15th, 2003, 10:26 PM

http://triplelife.homestead.com/files/g01.jpg

DOUBLE WHOOPS

The Retro Kat

Nov 15th, 2003, 11:19 PM

http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:SgmD9Bo6QcYC:www.the-gothicworld.de/cdreviews/cradle.jpg
the devils stone whoops!

HickMan

Nov 15th, 2003, 11:46 PM

LOL

Marilyn666

Nov 16th, 2003, 01:53 PM

CHUCK, YOUUUU KNOWWWWWWWWWWW!
No I don't know, and their's already a Chuck.

HickMan

Nov 16th, 2003, 02:00 PM

Yeah you do... :rolleyes

Esuohlim

Nov 16th, 2003, 02:00 PM

AM I GOING TO HAVE TO STICK MY DICK IN YOUR MOUTH TO GET YOU TO SHUT UP? >:

Marilyn666

Nov 16th, 2003, 02:09 PM

No, I don't know. And I'm not even making any sound, I'm just typing.

Schimid

Nov 16th, 2003, 02:10 PM

Marilyn, have you ever sucked a penis?

Rongi

Nov 16th, 2003, 02:11 PM

ONLY THE DARK PENIS OF SATAN

Marilyn666

Nov 16th, 2003, 02:13 PM

Marilyn, have you ever sucked a penis?
Probably. And I would love to have sex with satan.

Gurlugon

Nov 16th, 2003, 02:15 PM

I'm Satan. But only if you're flat-chested. :love

Marilyn666

Nov 16th, 2003, 02:16 PM

You're not Satan, I would be able to tell. I don't know if I'm flat chested or not. But probably not.

Esuohlim

Nov 16th, 2003, 02:17 PM

I PROBABLY SUCKED A PENIS. I'M NOT 100% SURE IF IT WAS PENIS OR IF I EVEN SUCKED IT.

Esuohlim

Nov 16th, 2003, 02:17 PM

I'M NOT 100% SURE IF I'M FLAT CHESTED, SINCE I DON'T REMEMBER WHAT THAT EVEN MEANS.

Gurlugon

Nov 16th, 2003, 02:19 PM

The caps make your humor all that much more scathing! :lol

HickMan

Nov 16th, 2003, 02:20 PM

She used to have big boobies until she cut them off as a sacrafice to the almighty non-existant SATAN :queheavydeathmetalmusic

Marilyn666

Nov 16th, 2003, 02:21 PM

I'M NOT 100% SURE IF I'M FLAT CHESTED, SINCE I DON'T REMEMBER WHAT THAT EVEN MEANS.
Well first of all I said probably because I'm not going to tell anyone. And I don't know what people consider flat-chested. iv'e known what that meant since like second grade.

Gurlugon

Nov 16th, 2003, 02:23 PM

Well, not "flat," per se, but able to hold at least half a quart of one liquid or another in the concaveness.

Marilyn666

Nov 16th, 2003, 02:27 PM

Well Iv'e never tried that before, but i don't think i'm that flat.[/i]

camacazio

Nov 16th, 2003, 02:33 PM

It's amazing that chuck has over 300 posts without actually ever saying anything.

Marilyn666

Nov 16th, 2003, 02:49 PM

It's aazing that you're such a dumb ass.

liquidstatik

Nov 16th, 2003, 02:52 PM

WHY'D THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

Marilyn666

Nov 16th, 2003, 02:54 PM

Because he was an idiot.

HickMan

Nov 16th, 2003, 02:54 PM

Marilyn disturbs me to no end. She is an uber whiney goth

Marilyn666

Nov 16th, 2003, 02:55 PM

I'm not whiney.

HickMan

Nov 16th, 2003, 02:56 PM

PUT THAT IN SOME ITALICS LOO

Marilyn666

Nov 16th, 2003, 02:58 PM

What's the point?

HickMan

Nov 16th, 2003, 03:00 PM

You tell me, Chuck >:. Christ, it's your post. >:

Marilyn666

Nov 16th, 2003, 03:05 PM

"Christ", you're the one who said to put it in italic.[/i]

HickMan

Nov 16th, 2003, 03:06 PM

YOU DIDNT POST AFTER ME IN UNDER SIX SECONDS GAME OVER

You suck lol

Marilyn666

Nov 16th, 2003, 03:08 PM

Well that's because I didn't know it was a game.

HickMan

Nov 16th, 2003, 03:36 PM

Don't be a sore loser, Chuck

The Retro Kat

Nov 16th, 2003, 06:17 PM

Marilyn, I suck penises all the time, you should try it, it's exciting and exhilarating. The gun pointed at my head is kinda awkward, though. LOO.

ASL?

Spooky

Nov 16th, 2003, 06:26 PM

14/f/oh/bi/pics/gothfreakpunk

U?

DO U LIEK LIMP BIZCUIT? :lol

HickMan

Nov 16th, 2003, 07:16 PM

I LIKE TAKING HEADS OFF MY LITTLE SISTERS BARBY DOLLS AND BITE MY LIPS UNTIL THEY BLEED SO PEOPLE THINK I SUCK BLOOK AND I LISTEN TO MUSIC LIKE NEW FOUND SIMPLE CHARLOTTE AND PEOPLE DON'T UNDERSTAND ME SO I WRITE POEMS SO TEH WHOLE WORLD CAN APPRECIATE ME WHEN THEY FIND THEM IN MY ROOM BEHIND THE POSTER OF KORN. THEN PEOPLE WILL KNOW HOW DEPRESSED I AM AND IF YOU EVEN READ THIS POST, MARILYN666, THEN YOU KNOW THAT I'M JUST LIKE YOU AND ALL I WANT IS TO BE NOTICED FOR WHAT I AM.

Rez

Nov 16th, 2003, 07:19 PM

hey, it's Arseface from Preacher!

HickMan

Nov 16th, 2003, 07:26 PM

NO DUH LOL

Rez

Nov 16th, 2003, 07:31 PM

i'm hoping they'll make a good movie out of it one day.

HickMan

Nov 16th, 2003, 07:37 PM

MOVIE FORUMS LOO >: >:

Rez

Nov 16th, 2003, 07:41 PM

BOY, THAT JUST KILLED IT! :LOL

how bout you and me stop ruining this thread TOGETHER.

HickMan

Nov 16th, 2003, 07:44 PM

You started it >:.

Rez

Nov 16th, 2003, 07:45 PM

HickMan

Nov 16th, 2003, 07:47 PM

Even though you started it, I'll finish it. >:

Marilyn666

Nov 18th, 2003, 05:56 PM

Marilyn, I suck penises all the time, you should try it, it's exciting and exhilarating. The gun pointed at my head is kinda awkward, though. LOO.

ASL?
I never said I havn't, infact I may have done way more than that.
Hickman,
first of all the only band that I like that you mentioned was Korn. And I never said I was depressed or that I write poetry. And I have actually drank animal blood before, I don't do waht you said.

HickMan

Nov 19th, 2003, 07:58 PM

Does it taste like human blood? :o

Marilyn666

Nov 20th, 2003, 05:45 PM

There's not really a differince.

Esuohlim

Nov 20th, 2003, 05:59 PM

I never said I havn't, infact I may have done way more than that.

DOES IT INCLUDE STAYING UP PAST YOUR BEDTIME TO WATCH THE NICK JR. YOUR MOM TAPED FOR YOU WHILE YOU WERE PLAYING DUCK DUCK GOOSE AT SCHOOL?

Marilyn666

Nov 20th, 2003, 06:02 PM

Just because I'm younger, it doesn't mean that I'm still a child.

Jixby Phillips

Nov 20th, 2003, 06:06 PM

how do your parents treat you

Marilyn666

Nov 20th, 2003, 06:10 PM

What do my parents have to do with anything? If tou must know my mother is self centered bitch.

Jixby Phillips

Nov 20th, 2003, 06:16 PM

why doesn't she care ayout you

HickMan

Nov 20th, 2003, 07:14 PM

My mom's the same way...I want to kill her so much with a knife and drink her blood :(

Spooky

Nov 20th, 2003, 07:35 PM

NOBODY UNDERSTANDS ME.

I CAN TOTALLY RELATE TO LINKIN PARKS LYRICS.

:)

HickMan

Nov 20th, 2003, 07:37 PM

YOU AMD ME ARE TWINZ CUZ I ACT THE SAME WAY IF YOU WERE A GOTTH GRRL I'D SO DATER YOUU

Spooky

Nov 20th, 2003, 07:41 PM

I AM A GOTH GRLZ AND I LIEK KIKWARE PANTS TAHT ARE 86-INCH LEGZ DANNI FILTH IS SO HAWT

HickMan

Nov 20th, 2003, 07:48 PM

OH MY GOD (EVEN THOUGH HE'S NOT REAL FOOL) DO YOU LIKE HOT TOPIC? I LIKE TO WEAR TRENCH COATS AND THINK I'M IMPORTANT

Marilyn666

Nov 20th, 2003, 07:55 PM

I don't act that way, that's how valley girls act like. And I don't like Liken park that much.

The Retro Kat

Nov 20th, 2003, 08:23 PM

I never said I havn't, infact I may have done way more than that.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN, LIKE, TWO COCKS AT ONCE? I'VE DONE THREE >: .

STILL, ASL? PLZ? ASL?

Marilyn666

Nov 20th, 2003, 08:25 PM

No I mean more extream things.

and it's obvious, but if you must know 13/f.

The Retro Kat

Nov 20th, 2003, 08:28 PM

OMG, LIEK 5 COCKS!?!

ASL?

Marilyn666

Nov 20th, 2003, 08:33 PM

13/f/nm. No you wont get what I mean.

The Retro Kat

Nov 20th, 2003, 08:45 PM

I'VE ALMOST GOT 5 COCKS BEFORE, THEN I SNEEZED.

Marilyn666

Nov 20th, 2003, 08:46 PM

I do more extreme things than just oral.

Perndog

Nov 20th, 2003, 08:50 PM

Marilyn, have you ever been to Neverland? :jacko

Cosmo Electrolux

Nov 20th, 2003, 08:51 PM

you know, I guessed that Marilyn was a 13 year old female...only 13 year old females are that fucking retarded....

Marilyn666

Nov 20th, 2003, 08:53 PM

The way I act has nothing to with my age.

Cosmo Electrolux

Nov 20th, 2003, 08:53 PM

wanna bet?

Marilyn666

Nov 20th, 2003, 08:57 PM

Well this is as muture as I will ever be.

Perndog

Nov 20th, 2003, 09:01 PM

Then you'll make one hell of a worthless dipshit adult, now won't you?

The Retro Kat

Nov 20th, 2003, 09:17 PM

PERDOG SUCKS.

I bet Maryln is teh hot.

Esuohlim

Nov 21st, 2003, 11:20 AM

I WISH TO MEET MARILYN. :picklehat

Cosmo Electrolux

Nov 21st, 2003, 02:41 PM

edit: what a sweet young lady. Maybe she should seek a counselling in a faith based, governmnet approved facility.

Better?

Marilyn666

Nov 21st, 2003, 05:45 PM

Well I know I'm not going to be any more msture than I am. Beleive it or not I was worse at spelling and more immature than I already am afew months ago.

Rez

Nov 21st, 2003, 05:50 PM

Well I know I'm not going to be any more msture than I am. Beleive it or not I was worse at spelling and more immature than I already am afew months ago.

BUT NOW YOURE ON THE UP AND UP AND IN ON THE BUSINESSWORLD AND INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY. SO MUCH SO THAT YOU CAN USE CLIOPART FOR YOUR PREOFESSIONAL EMAILS NOW. YEAH RIGHT I BET YOU GOT IT ON YOUR BACK :lol

Marilyn666

Nov 21st, 2003, 05:52 PM

I'm just not stupid, not immature.

Esuohlim

Nov 21st, 2003, 05:54 PM

In all seriousness, why are you even fucking posting here?

Marilyn666

Nov 21st, 2003, 06:06 PM

Because, I love to argue.

mburbank

Nov 21st, 2003, 06:12 PM

SAY, THAT'S TOPS!

Perndog

Nov 21st, 2003, 06:37 PM

So you were immature three months ago but now that those three months have passed and you've reached the ripe old age of 13 and a quarter, you're pretty confident that you're fully mature?

:dunce

mburbank

Nov 21st, 2003, 07:13 PM

LAY OFF OF MARALYN 666 YOU SON OF A BITCH! SHE'S THE BEST GODDAMN THING ABOUT THIS BOARD!

camacazio

Nov 21st, 2003, 07:15 PM

Because, I love to argue.

Arguing is having different views and supplying opinions, evidence, and contradictions to reach a certain point on the stance you take. All you do is be a moron.

mburbank

Nov 21st, 2003, 07:26 PM

THAT'S IT! I WILL FUCKING SPLIT YOU LIKE A HERRING!! THAT AIN'T CREAM SAUCE, BUDDY! WATCH OUT!!!

Spooky

Nov 22nd, 2003, 05:40 AM

I WOULD NEVER WATCH ANY TV SHOW CALLED "OUT" AND MY NAMES NOT BUDDY >:

Marilyn666

Nov 22nd, 2003, 02:24 PM

So you were immature three months ago but now that those three months have passed and you've reached the ripe old age of 13 and a quarter, you're pretty confident that you're fully mature?

:dunce
No, actually I'll be 14 in about 2 or 3 months. I just became ore mature. I'm stupid not immature.

Spooky

Nov 22nd, 2003, 05:40 PM

Try living on your own and working full time. :(

Marilyn666

Nov 22nd, 2003, 06:36 PM

I could do it, but the law wont allow it. >:

Sicktodeathmx

Nov 22nd, 2003, 07:01 PM

Shouldn't you be in school, Mar? I mean, how could you work full time, go to school and live on your own?

Supafly345

Nov 22nd, 2003, 07:10 PM

I don't know, YOU TELL US

Jixby Phillips

Nov 23rd, 2003, 03:51 AM

MARYLIN IS A LITTLE BABY VIRGIN FRESHMAN :lol

Marilyn666

Nov 24th, 2003, 05:49 PM

Shouldn't you be in school, Mar? I mean, how could you work full time, go to school and live on your own?
Well, school does nothing for me. I hate it even more because I wasn't going to go anymore but it turned out I had to. I could work full time and all. The only reason I got fired the last time is because me and my friend both worked there, and so did Nathan. And I wont be a freshmen until next year.

Perndog

Nov 24th, 2003, 06:27 PM

So once you drop out of school and never learn anything again (and you have admitted that you're stupid, so you obviously haven't learned much yet), what do you hope to accomplish with your oh-so-special life?

Marilyn666

Nov 24th, 2003, 06:52 PM

I don't know, but if I stay in school or not I want get any smarter.

CaptainBubba

Nov 24th, 2003, 08:25 PM

I AM A VAGINA

Marilyn666

Nov 24th, 2003, 08:34 PM

That had nothing to do with naything, but okay.

Perndog

Nov 25th, 2003, 12:23 AM

Stupid people deserve to die. Kill yourself.

Seriously.

And if you're a character, that goes for whoever's behind you too.

Big Papa Goat

Nov 25th, 2003, 12:44 AM

If she's a character, which she probably is, then you deserve to die for being such a dumbass. :rolleyes

Marilyn666

Nov 25th, 2003, 05:44 PM

Why is it so hard to beleive that I'm not a character? And I think normal people should die, but that isn't going to happem.

Esuohlim

Nov 25th, 2003, 09:00 PM

ARE YOU NEO THE HACKER? AGENT SMITH WOULD LIKE A WORD WITH YOU. LOL

Marilyn666

Nov 26th, 2003, 06:03 PM

Hillarious :rolleyes

Krythor

Nov 26th, 2003, 06:15 PM

What were you thinking Esuohlim? :rolleyes

Marilyn666

Nov 26th, 2003, 06:17 PM

ARE YOU NEO THE HACKER? AGENT SMITH WOULD LIKE A WORD WITH YOU. LOL
And I have never seen the Matrix, so I wouldn't know who agent Smith is.

Krythor

Nov 26th, 2003, 06:18 PM

Seriously. :rolleyes

Sam

Nov 26th, 2003, 06:27 PM

HOW WOULD YOU KNOW WHO NEO THE HACKER WAS IF YOU NEVER SAW THE MATRIX? :rolleyes

Marilyn666

Nov 26th, 2003, 06:34 PM

Because, my friend told me who he was.

Mr. Vagiclean

Nov 26th, 2003, 06:43 PM

OMG MATRIX POSER!!!111UNODOSTRESMOTHAFUCKA :(

Professor Cool

Nov 26th, 2003, 06:44 PM

For the love a fucking god, will you people just SHUTUP

They're are no more intelligent conversations anymore, or humor.
I'm with Rongi, I'm getting the fuck out of here, for good.

Marilyn666

Nov 26th, 2003, 06:46 PM

That's what you said before.

Professor Cool

Nov 26th, 2003, 06:49 PM

No, i said from General Blabber, I'm leaving the boards all together.

Fuck, I'm 28, and arguing with pre-teens....

See yah later, rog, doopa, proto, mcclain, max, mr. adventure, chimp,jixby,chojin,glow,willie,rev,ninja, blackflag, jin, whore, wreck, milhouse, bubba, james,capn, schimid, scru, retro, sam, and anyone else who made this place entertaining....

I'm Out.

Marilyn666

Nov 26th, 2003, 06:51 PM

But I'm not a pre-teen, I'm 14.

Rez

Nov 26th, 2003, 06:54 PM

HARIES BURFDY YOU SLUT

prof, look, leave if you want, but you'll be gone and marilyn will still be here. so, it just gets even more shitty, see?

Marilyn666

Nov 26th, 2003, 06:56 PM

If he's going to do what Rongi did that means he didn't leave.

Sicktodeathmx

Nov 26th, 2003, 07:12 PM

Professor Cool

Nov 26th, 2003, 07:32 PM

ehhh, it's not marylin by any means, it's the kit and kaboodle of it all. There's nothing here anymore, heck I only anticipate for Rog to update the site. (which I will still go there because this site is one of the funniest things on the net :love) But the boards are senseless crap 99% of a time only to be revived by a small yet hilarious peice by one of the better mockers.

And how I came to this little summper camp called the I-mockery, I hsall leave it, with a song...

(Cue spotlight)

There goes I-mockery
Into the sky
Great place of hilarity
Time to say Goodbye...

I've been here for almost a year
Boy, things have changed
we saw sad :( happy :) Oh wells :/ mad >:, and tears :tear
Boy, have they changed

Jixby Phillips and Wille shake :lol
assholes talk like solid snake :rolleyes
Max Burbank control the world :bow
Glow, burdock, and Doopa are the only girls :(
Capn Crunch and Milhouse yell >:
Waterwitch puts on a spell :chatter
Cynical Dave puts on his charms :/
Captain Bubba has got big arms :eek
Chojin dances with jin and schimid :party
and McClain makes AChimp timid :faint
Popping up is Protoclown :hypno
Making all the Newbies frown :dunce
Rongi and Soundtest posted thier favorite bands :rock
Les Waste and Tropical has many fans :posh
Whoreable would like a pizza pie :yum
Professor Cool died and die :hangman
And Rog of course, who can we forget :picklehat
and the humor we have met :tear

There goes I-mockery
Into the sky
Great place of hilarity
Time to say Goodbye...

goodbye