Where all of our college tuition goes.

[dellsucks4me]

After spending tens of thousands of dollars on college tuition this is the first and only upgrade to our bathrooms-

http://www.lvdiscount.com/pics/dist/shitpiss.jpg

HERE IS A CLOSEUP-

http://www.lvdiscount.com/pics/dist/shitpissclose.jpg

[dellsucks4me]

Oh yea. It was also approved by housing so it's not just a prank.

[Schimid]

raise your hand if you care!!!

[MisSFiT]

Wow for a "college guy" you sure do have alot of time on your hands to take pictures of the signs on the bathroom door.

:/

[Jixby Phillips]

Holy shit misfit you must have a lot of time on your hands to judge wheaters or not people have too much time on their hands :lol

[Command Prompt]

Man, talk about your wacky college pranks! :lol :lol :lol

That must of taken some of the starch out of that stuffed shirt of a Dean. :lol :lol :lol

[MisSFiT]

Jixiby wrote:

Holy shit misfit you must have a lot of time on your hands to judge wheaters or not people have too much time on their hands

I'm confused cause that doesn't make sense. I'm not judging anybody, trust me I have ALOT of time on my hands right now and I don't know anybody in Phoenix except this lovely Hewlett Packard.
I need a job, and I need to go to school and I need you to be my friend. :(
Don't judge me, I'm just a needy person.

[Les Waste]

SPEAKING OF WHICH

http://at.mio.uwosh.edu/story.asp?issue=10908&story=478

OH AND DON'T FORGET ABOUT

http://at.mio.uwosh.edu/story.asp?issue=10906&story=430

:hat

[Anonymous]

Thank god for amusing pictures. Otherwise, the internet would be nothing but spam and porn.

[dellsucks4me]

Wow for a "college guy" you sure do have alot of time on your hands to take pictures of the signs on the bathroom door.

:/

Wow. It took all of 5 minutes to make. I just thought it was funny as fuck and I had my digital on me so I took a photo.



I thought it was just someone fucking around but it turned out to be official. It's not a prank. The signs are here to stay.

[Mike]

Some signs like this appeared in my floor's bathroom too. They lasted for about 5 minutes.

[Skulhedface]

Oh YEA? My bathroom has a sign that says "Employees Must Wash Hands Before Returning To Work."

I thought it was a prank, but it's official.

[Sicktodeathmx]

The sign at my work's bathroom says "Do not flush tampons".

I have always wondered if it says that in the men's bathroom too...

[Anonymous]

no

[Big McLargehuge]

oh yeah, my dorm bathroom has a shit only a piss only and a puke only stall. And every one in college is a moron.

[Skulhedface]

One of these days when I feel really spontaneous and mischievous, I'm gonna shit in the piss stall.

SHH DUN TELL NO ONE

[DamnthatDavid]

Luckly, if you run out of toliet paper, those signs will make do in a pinch.

Don't forget to hang them up again after usage.

[Supafly345]

Dude. It cost the student body's tuition money to purchase those two peices of paper!?! Somewhere there is oooone happy Kinko's employee.

[Freaky Sheek]

well, it would be interesting if you found this on the inside.

Sorry if this has been posted before.
http://www.jeffgoldblumiswatchingyoupoop.com/pages/flyers.html

[Schimid]

ROBOT HOOOOOOOOUSE!

[Brandon]

I WAS TOLD THIS THREAD WAS REALLY COOL.

[goatwoodward]

At least your school didn't waste $124 million on making their website uglier & less functional. Now I want to claim to be "designer" so I can charge millions for puking & calling it a template... http://www.uvm.edu

[Skulhedface]

I'ma print out the last coupla replies to this thread and take 'em into the shit stall with me.

[the_dudefather]

im in college and we always get into all kinds of hilarious jams. this one time we used the fire escape door as a shortcut. the dean was spittin mad that day!

the thing that really annoys me about the halls i live in that the fire alarm tends to go off on weekly basis (not connected to the fire escape btw), at 3am. its fun to be woken up by the high pitched screeching then having to wait outside in the frezzing cold for the firemen to check out the place.

[dellsucks4me]

im in college and we always get into all kinds of hilarious jams. this one time we used the fire escape door as a shortcut. the dean was spittin mad that day!

the thing that really annoys me about the halls i live in that the fire alarm tends to go off on weekly basis (not connected to the fire escape btw), at 3am. its fun to be woken up by the high pitched screeching then having to wait outside in the frezzing cold for the firemen to check out the place.

Yea. Some asshole is setting off the alarms every fucking WEEK so I posted a sign on every floor-



http://www.lvdiscount.com/pics/dist/firealarmdumbass.gif

[Anonymous]

A machete isn't good for quick jabs, though. You'd need to knock him down and just chop his balls off.

[Protoclown]

Wow, what a dorky sign. I hope nobody saw you putting those up.

[the_dudefather]

there will be cheers of joy when the bastard is stoped. but the best i got is a safeway box cutting hook/knife, which you cant scrach someone with.

[dellsucks4me]

I got a sweet machete from the army store so I'm ready for the fucker.

[Evil Robot]

Your not gonna stab ANYBODY you weakling piece of shit. You'd just wind up getting the shit kicked out of you by the black guy thats been setting the alarm. Jerk.

[Spooky]

ROBOT HOOOOOOOOUSE!

YOU MOCK THE MURDER HOUSE DOOM HOUSE?

[dellsucks4me]

Your not gonna stab ANYBODY you weakling piece of shit. You'd just wind up getting the shit kicked out of you by the black guy thats been setting the alarm. Jerk.

There's no black people here so the joke's on you.

[Professor Cool]

No black people, i think this is more than bathroom segregation here.

http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-10/424040/ssssdddd.jpg

[the_dudefather]

forget the fire alarm guy, one of these days im gonna go postal on the lasy fuckers in the flat community room. they never clean the george foreman grill tray, i have to clean the thing 2 inches thick of solidified fat and grease. its like cleaning out fat abbots arteries.

its hard to eat sausages after doing that...

[Anonymous]

Yeah, when you're finished with him it'll be the bent community area!

[the_dudefather]

Yeah, when you're finished with him it'll be the bent community area!

huh?