COLLEGE

[Jixby Phillips]

COLLEGE CAN GO SOAK ITS HEAD

[Mike P]

College is quite overrated.

[Jixby Phillips]

I am probably going to san fransisco for college next fall :(

[Mike P]

I'm currently enrolled at Mercyhurst North East in Pennsylvania. :(

For some reason, I was under the impression that you were already in (or done with) college, uh... Jixby Phillips (Sorry, I have no idea what to call you). Shows what I know...

But for all of you aspiring college-goers, college is not all that it's cracked up to be. And to all you aspiring fratboys, please, kill yourself with alchohol poisoning now so that the poor sods at your college of choice don't have to put up with you. Thank you.

[Freaky Sheek]

yeah, I am not to happy with my college, the STD thing is out of control. No one should go to Eastern New Mexico University... :( I was asked to join a fraternity, but I thought, why pay for friends.

[Drev]

I am probably going to san fransisco for college next fall :(

PLEASE DON'T TURN INTO THE GHEY, JIXBY! :(

I'm going to college next year too.

[Skulhedface]

Yep. Damn ghey San Franfaggots with their college music.

Fuckin' beatniks.

[Perndog]

I'm sick of college. I feel like I'm developing senior apathy already, and I still have two and a half more years. :/

Now to return to my all-night cram session for tomorrow's music history test and Thursday's psych presentation. :(

[Supafly345]

College is quite overrated.Yeah. Did you know that college graduates make less than people with a GED?? I was as suprised as you!!

Personally I am enjoying college alot. It took me a year to get used to not having my mom constantly tell me to do my homework though. She calls me now.

[Mike P]

I honestly wouldn't mind college so much if I wasn't so freaking bored and if it didn't mess up my sleep cycle so much. Oh, and if my roommate's friends weren't such assholes. God, I hate them.

[Supafly345]

Leave your dorm every once in a while. It will solve both those problems.

[whoreable]

I AM DONE WITH COLLEGE FAGGOTS

[Mike P]

Leave your dorm every once in a while. It will solve both those problems.

Leaving my dorm is kind of pointless, because there's absolutely nothing to do in town because the town is about five miles across. However, I guess I could take a book or my GBA and sit somewhere away from my room...

[KevinTheOmnivore]

I was sick of college, too. Now, this year, I'm working 10 hours a day, 50+ hours per week. I'm filling out grad. school applications FAST....

[Sicktodeathmx]

I only have two classes today... And I don't think I am going. I really need sleep.

[Mike P]

I found out today that I failed two of my classes because I didn't go to enough of them, and it's all because of sleep. What's weird about this is that sometimes I would go without sleep for a night or two just so I would be able to go class. I am so screwed up...

[!!!!]

I'VE RUINED MY LIFE :lol

[FeuerAffe]

I'm graduating early to save money. It's pointless to sit there doing nothing in class and still make an A. I hate college. :(

[Black Flag]

I'm currently enrolled at Mercyhurst North East in Pennsylvania. :(

only fags go to mercyhurst

[MisSFiT]

I was going to The Art Intstitute of Pittsburgh, now that school is definitly overrated. Basically a bunch of posers that think they are so opressed and dysfunctional.
I'm not happy with them cause I moved to Phoenix and was going to continue my education with the Art Institute here but they won't transfer my credits cause I owe them money in Pgh.
Now I have $9,000 dollars worth of credits that will get me nowhere except straight to the friers at McDonalds!

Anyway, enough bitching.
College is cool! :party and fun!

[Brandon]

I was going to The Art Intstitute of Pittsburgh, now that school is definitly overrated. Basically a bunch of posers that think they are so opressed and dysfunctional.
Good call on the AIP.

EDIT: Removed the part about "whiners" because someone I know who goes there bitched me out.

[Rez]

i happen to like college. so far.

[Jixby Phillips]

WHY DON'T YOU GO BE THE MAYOR OF SHUT UP

[Rez]

BECAUSE I HATE YOU JIXBY!!
LETS GET IN A CAR ACCIDENT TOGETHER AND TRADE INSURANCE DETAILS

:) I GET MORE OUT OF YOUR POSTS THAN YOU DO FROM MINE :)

[Sethomas]

I was getting bored of college, but then shit happened and I've had creative disputes with the dean about when I should be able to return to college. Believe me, staying at home and working sucks far worse than college does.

[Freaky Sheek]

so far, I have slept through one class. I have skipped about four classes though. Besides the STD's college is good, except the town sucks.

[glowbelly]

holy shit i can't believe you are in portales :eek

that town is practically dry and there are like a zillion churches. be careful.

anyways, i love college. it's waaaaaaaaaay better than working for a living.

and jixby...what happened to going up to portland? :(

[Jixby Phillips]

Wreck doesn't want to move because he's too close to graduating. :(

San Fransico is gonna be easier living, but like, I totally hate it there :lol

Really I just don't like it because my friends don't live there :( But whatever :( I'll have my own room (probably) and I'll be away from my parents (nice and generous people, but I'm tired of living with them).

At first I was releived that I wasn't going to be moving to Portland, because it would be hard as fuck, way harder living than I'm used to. But ever since I got home from there I just wished I could go back (even though we spent most of our time in Seattle on my trip).

Another good thing I can think of moving to San Fransisco, is that It'll be easier for me to take off and visit Portland when the oppertunity arrises (despite the fact that it's 3 more hours driving than it is from Redding), just because I won't be living with parents to make me feel guilty. The freedom will be good. I think I figured out that if I moved to Portland I would only have time to work, go to classes, maybe sleep, and worry about work and classes.

And another good thing is that being surrounded by crappiness and being negative makes me much more creative. Read any of my movie reviews on I-mockery.com from late summer and you'll see that's true.

Wreck you should move to san fransisco :( and leah :(

And another thing, that school I was going to go to in portland really was a crappy school :lol

[DamnthatDavid]

Well, speaking for those going for a AAT Degree, Tech college is not that bad. True, we have a lack of females in our department, but the building right next to ours hosts the cosmotology classes, and their situation is reversed. But going into a tech school right after high school graduation kinda puts you on the young side of the school age group of 22-28.
And missing out on College Parties.

[Freaky Sheek]

holy shit i can't believe you are in portales :eek

that town is practically dry and there are like a zillion churches. be careful.



Yep, Portales sucks. The college is alright though. LOL, how do you know about Portales?

[bartman]

Leave your dorm every once in a while. It will solve both those problems.

Leaving my dorm is kind of pointless, because there's absolutely nothing to do in town because the town is about five miles across. However, I guess I could take a book or my GBA and sit somewhere away from my room...

alcohol: the cause and solution of all of life's problems. go party, get laid, attack the dean's home, etc.

[HickMan]

I HAVE NO IDEA WHAATS GOING ON IN THIS THREAD, GUYS.

[Cap'n Crunch]

EVERYBODY IF YOU CAN DO THE BARTMAN
SHAKE YOUR BODY TURN IT OUT IF YOU'RE BAD MAN
FRONT TO BACK TO THE SIDE YES YOU CAN, CAN
EVERYBODY IN THE HOUSE DO THE BARTMAN
EVERYBODY IF YOU CAN DO THE BARTMAN
SHAKE YOUR BODY TURN IT OUT IF YOU'RE BAD MAN
FRONT TO BACK TO THE SIDE YES YOU CAN, CAN
EVERYBODY IN THE HOUSE DO THE BARTMAN

[Schimid]

HOLY SHIT I HAVE THAT TAPE.

[Cap'n Crunch]

I have the record. :hat

EDIT: :(

[Ninjavenom]

Read any of my movie reviews on I-mockery.com from late summer and you'll see that's true.

Pure gold! :O

[Command Prompt]

FUCK COLLEGE

SCHOOL IS FOR CHUMPS

I CAN MAKE JUST AS MUCH MONEY BEING A SUPERVISOR AT SUBWAY