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Mockery
Feb 18th, 2003, 02:30 AM
Here's a big new piece we spent much of the icy weekend working on. As kids, we often had to come up with ways to entertain ourselves. Some kids tortured bugs, some built nukes, and some got really creative and made... PILLOW & SHEET FORTS!

Relive your youth as we take you into the heart of a vicious fort war. The battle took place inside our townhome on two floors. Who would win? The North? The South? You'll have to read to find out!

PILLOW & SHEET FORT WARS!
http://www.I-Mockery.com/minimocks/Forts

Enjoy!

-RoG-

Cybernetico
Feb 18th, 2003, 02:35 AM
Hilarious stuff, love the ninja guards and bubblewap alarms. You people act so childish.....

Misinformation Man
Feb 18th, 2003, 02:57 AM
DID YOU KNOW:

The word "fort" comes from Germanic tongue. "Forte," in German, means "four," which is reference the four walls that make up a fort in the English language.

Ninjavenom
Feb 18th, 2003, 03:34 AM
Cubby Hole Assassin! :faint

I am Mexican Jewish
Feb 18th, 2003, 03:44 AM
Haha. I love Domo-Kun! :)

FS
Feb 18th, 2003, 06:17 AM
:rock

Filecards :love wouldn't those be a good idea for the Staff page? ;)

AChimp
Feb 18th, 2003, 10:23 AM
Hey! Andromeda is actually kinda cool. Most of the time. >:

Mockery
Feb 18th, 2003, 10:29 AM
Filecards :love wouldn't those be a good idea for the Staff page? ;)

Hehe, now that you mention it, it's something I've talked about doing in the past. Never got around to it though... perhaps someday.

Cubby Hole Assassin!

You're damn right! >:

James
Feb 18th, 2003, 11:05 AM
Bah, why don't you pick on someone your own size, Doopa? >:

ItalianStereotype
Feb 18th, 2003, 11:06 AM
one of your better peices, excellent job :)

Anonymous
Feb 18th, 2003, 12:56 PM
it was really actually fun making it cuz they really did "attack" each other and they had all the lights turned out so it was pitch black and I couldn't even see what I was aiming the camera at .

I know it doesn't look like that though cuz of the flash :/

Protoclown
Feb 18th, 2003, 12:58 PM
Yeah, she's right. It was totally dark. All I know is I felt SOMETHING poking me when Mockery had his arms around me, and I don't think it was a plastic sword, if you know what I'm saying.

Blackjack
Feb 18th, 2003, 02:48 PM
That was really, really, REALLY stupid.

When I was a kid me and my brother would make pillow 'n sheet forts and hurl soft toys, cushions and other odds and ends at each other.

I always won. :(

Bennett
Feb 18th, 2003, 03:58 PM
There should be a laser tag war

Cybernetico
Feb 18th, 2003, 04:17 PM
:die

WAR

Kunio
Feb 18th, 2003, 05:05 PM
I must say, this is truely a masterpiece. Mike Yeaarghher was one of the best.

Pub Lover
Feb 18th, 2003, 08:03 PM
Hey! Andromeda is actually kinda cool. Most of the time. >:

You would say that, it's funded by Canada.

Cybernetico
Feb 18th, 2003, 10:08 PM
http://i-mockery.com/minimocks/forts/17.jpg

Damn, I'm off to the patent office

I can see it now, CYBERNETICO'S HOME ALARM

It will sell good to the homeless, get it? THEY HAVE NO HOMES AHAHAHAHAHA. I should write that one down *wipes a tear from his eye*

Carnivore
Feb 19th, 2003, 01:30 AM
Damn, I wish I was in on that war. I used to build forts like that all the f'in' time when I was younger.

Too bad you all live... well... you know.

sadie
Feb 19th, 2003, 02:09 AM
you people make me feel cheated my friends and i are so unimaginative in practice. :(

Anonymous
Feb 19th, 2003, 02:53 AM
blame the pot

sadie
Feb 19th, 2003, 04:12 AM
everyone needs an ample supply of excuses.

Mockery
Feb 19th, 2003, 03:42 PM
Damn, I wish I was in on that war. I used to build forts like that all the f'in' time when I was younger.

Yeah, building a pillow & sheet fort for the first time in like 15 years (ok... 15 days) really brought back a lot of memories. I just don't recall my prisoner trying to fondle me. Damned Proto...

Protoclown
Feb 19th, 2003, 05:31 PM
I just don't recall my prisoner trying to fondle me. Damned Proto...

blame the pot

James
Feb 19th, 2003, 05:37 PM
I see that becoming a catch phrase for this site.

I-Mockery.com: Blame the Pot

But not like weed (sorry Jerseyboy). But just, a big pot, like the natives would try to cook Gilligan in.

Oh, and you guys should have a rematch now that there's all this snow. SNOW FORTS BOYEE.

pjalne
Feb 19th, 2003, 06:35 PM
Pillowforts are fucking awesome. I worked in a kindergarden last year, and I built them all the time. And I got paid to do it. Eat your hearts out.

http://i-mockery.com/minimocks/forts/17.jpg

What font did you use?

Kunio
Feb 20th, 2003, 01:08 PM
The FARK comments. (http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=446235) Some people there need a club in the face.
And I think the lettering used there is "Letteromatic".

James
Feb 20th, 2003, 01:42 PM
WHY is Fark even being associated with what I-Mockery does? Did I miss some sort of partnership here?

Mockery
Feb 20th, 2003, 03:10 PM
Don't confuse Fark's readers with Fark itself. Fark is a good site, and Drew is a damned nice guy. We've been affiliates for quite a long time and I can't complain about the extra exposure they've given to I-Mockery.

But yeah, reading their user comments is always a blast.

Anonymous
Feb 20th, 2003, 03:14 PM
"blast" is the wrong word I think

Kunio
Feb 20th, 2003, 04:34 PM
It was the same with HomestarRunner, but without a fat troll with a head shaped like a phallus.

Protoclown
Feb 20th, 2003, 05:54 PM
"blast" is the wrong word I think

I don't know!! I think they blasted us pretty well!

I'm not surprised though, every single article of mine that Roger has ever posted to Fark has had about 90% negative "this guy is a fucking loser" type comments.

I don't care if the vast majority of people hate me or what I write though. I'm having fun, and my voice is being heard, and that's all that matters. Everyone wants to be a critic, but I'll wager that most of them have never done anything creative in their lives.

James
Feb 20th, 2003, 06:06 PM
Just remember. Fark's community rivals that of Gamefaqs. :(

We still love you, Proto. Sometimes, more than we should.

Protoclown
Feb 20th, 2003, 06:12 PM
Yeah, I'm fully aware that the Fark community on the whole is pretty lacking in things like taste and intelligence.

I accepted a long time ago that the majority of people who read my stuff hate it, but you know, I don't give a fuck. In fact, that pleases me, because they keep coming back and reading it (evidently), so if I can keep pissing them off with it, then that makes me happy.

Mockery
Feb 20th, 2003, 07:04 PM
Read the thread completely though, looks like there's a bunch of Fort supporters on FARK after all hahah. :P

Ninjavenom
Feb 20th, 2003, 07:07 PM
Heh, those comments made me laugh. They say we're the socially repressed ones. ;)

Anonymous
Feb 20th, 2003, 08:09 PM
One of the better minimocks ;>

Proto and Jaeger are great in pretty much any story, though. You guys should consider acting. :(

Protoclown
Feb 21st, 2003, 12:16 AM
The thing is...we're not acting. We really are FLAMING GAY DORKS in real life. :(

Geggy
Feb 21st, 2003, 12:20 AM
Only if some modeling agencies hire geek models. You'd be a hit. :gay

Mockery
Feb 21st, 2003, 01:32 AM
We really are FLAMING GAY DORKS

:love

Kunio
Feb 21st, 2003, 07:24 AM
I loved them all. If the end theme for Parodius 3 played in the end... :/
BUT I MUST SAY THAT I WUV JEAGER.