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Brandon
Nov 14th, 2003, 08:39 PM
My brother, sick with something or other that enlarged his spleen, was eating a grape popiscle today. After he finished, he casually tossed the stick in the bathroom sink for me to discover later. On it was the following:

Q. Why did the book join the police?

...

GIVE UP?

A. Because he wanted to work "undercover!"
Rongi
Nov 14th, 2003, 08:40 PM
Knock knock
Brandon
Nov 14th, 2003, 08:40 PM
WHO'S THERE?
Rongi
Nov 14th, 2003, 08:44 PM
Banana
noob3
Nov 14th, 2003, 08:45 PM
lol!
Rongi
Nov 14th, 2003, 08:47 PM
I didn't even get to the punchline yet :(
Brandon
Nov 14th, 2003, 08:47 PM
BANANA WHO?
Rongi
Nov 14th, 2003, 08:47 PM
Knock knock
Brandon
Nov 14th, 2003, 08:49 PM
WHO'S THERE?
Rongi
Nov 14th, 2003, 08:49 PM
Banana
Brandon
Nov 14th, 2003, 08:50 PM
BANANA WHO?
Rongi
Nov 14th, 2003, 08:51 PM
Knock Knock
Brandon
Nov 14th, 2003, 08:52 PM
...WHO'S THERE?
Rongi
Nov 14th, 2003, 08:52 PM
ORANGE
Brandon
Nov 14th, 2003, 08:52 PM
ORANGE WHO?
Rongi
Nov 14th, 2003, 08:54 PM
Oraaaannngge you glad I didn't say banana ;)
Brandon
Nov 14th, 2003, 08:56 PM
I DON'T GET IT!! :confused
Esuohlim
Nov 14th, 2003, 09:13 PM
PAUL LYNDE, STEPHEN HAWKING, AND KEVIN SPACEY ARE IN THIS THREAD. (AND NOOB3 :()
Rongi
Nov 14th, 2003, 09:14 PM
THAT'S JOE STRUMMER AND THE MESCALEROES YOU CUNT, NOT KEVIN SPACEY :rolleyes
Esuohlim
Nov 14th, 2003, 09:18 PM
LOL ;)

CHANGE YOUR AVATAR TO KEVIN SPACEY >:
Rongi
Nov 14th, 2003, 09:21 PM
CHANGE YOURS TO CHRISTOPHER REEVES

FAG
Cap'n Crunch
Nov 14th, 2003, 09:33 PM
HEY GUYS, WHAT ABOUT SNAGGLEPUSS? :(
Brandon
Nov 14th, 2003, 10:26 PM
HEY GUYS, WHAT ABOUT SNAGGLEPUSS? :(
YOU KNOW THE RULES: NO HANNA-BARBERA CHARACTERS! >:
The Retro Kat
Nov 14th, 2003, 11:29 PM
Q: Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
The Retro Kat
Nov 14th, 2003, 11:42 PM
Because he was feeling crumby! LOLOLOLOLO!!!OL!!!!!!11
liquidstatik
Nov 14th, 2003, 11:59 PM
HOW'S IT GOING THERE, BUDDY?
The Retro Kat
Nov 15th, 2003, 12:01 AM
Peachy keen and honky dorry, you?
liquidstatik
Nov 15th, 2003, 12:06 AM
THANKS FOR CARING:
Well... it's been a lazy day today, so im feeling a little tired, but im in a pretty good mood.
The Retro Kat
Nov 15th, 2003, 12:12 AM
At least you've got that going for you...buy a kilt.
Schimid
Nov 15th, 2003, 12:15 AM
"DON'T LOOK NOW, BUT SOMEONE'S EATEN ALL YOUR POPSICLES!"

:jaysherman >:
Brandon
Nov 15th, 2003, 12:40 AM
Q: Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
HEYYYY... Wasn't that in one of Burbank's articles?
The Retro Kat
Nov 15th, 2003, 12:41 AM
I DON'T KNOW, I CAN'T READ! LOL, MAYBE! BUT PROLLY NOT THE ONE IM THINKING OF. WHAT?
Brandon
Nov 15th, 2003, 12:41 AM
I DON'T KNOW, I CAN'T READ! LOL, MAYBE! BUT PROLLY NOT THE ONE IM THINKING OF. WHAT?
THIEF! :eek
The Retro Kat
Nov 15th, 2003, 12:59 AM
Actually, I heard it at work the other day. Along with...


Q: What did Bruce Lee order at Burger King?


A: WHAAAAAAAAAAper.




Q:What does Snoop Dawg use to wash his clothes?



A: Bli-ach.
Sicktodeathmx
Nov 15th, 2003, 01:17 PM
Knock Knock...
Mike P
Nov 15th, 2003, 01:19 PM
Ooh! Ooh! Who's there?
Sicktodeathmx
Nov 15th, 2003, 01:26 PM
Brittney
Mike P
Nov 15th, 2003, 01:29 PM
Brittney who?
Sicktodeathmx
Nov 15th, 2003, 01:32 PM
Knock Knock...



Oops! I did it again!

Gay... I know.
Mike P
Nov 15th, 2003, 01:34 PM
Whaaa wha wha....

That was supposed to be that weird trombone thing when a bad joke is heard...

It was kind of funny, though.
GADZOOKS
Nov 15th, 2003, 01:36 PM
LOL ;)

CHANGE YOUR AVATAR TO KEVIN SPACEY >:

AH HA!

Living proof that Milhouse is my alter ego, remember that Kevin Spacey avatar day thread i made up.

http://i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?t=2929

You Lose again Esuohlim!
Zhukov
Nov 15th, 2003, 01:42 PM
GADZOOKS YOU SHOULD BE BANNED
GADZOOKS
Nov 15th, 2003, 01:44 PM
Fine, but don't forget to ban esuohlim too, Fartin Mowler. :rolleyes
Brandon
Nov 15th, 2003, 03:47 PM
FRESH FROM AN ACTUAL POPSICLE STICK, FOLKS:

Q. Why did the driver throw some change on the street?

...

GIVE UP?

A. She wanted to STOP ON A DIME!