A KNOCK KNOCK JOKE BY VINTH

[mburbank]

Knock knock?

Who's there?

Liberals.

Liberal's who?


YOUR MOM IS BLOWING MY BIG COCK!

[mburbank]

Q: How many Scoialists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: TELL YOUR MOM TO STOP FUCKING ME! SHE IS SUCH A WHORE BECUASE SHE ALWAYS IS FUCKING ME WHILE YOU GET FUCKED BY A GUY AND THEY GET A JIZZUM ALL OVER YOUR FACE.

Dumbass.

[mburbank]

So a Jew, a Baptist and a Muslim walk into a bar and YOUR MOM HAS HER HAND IN MY PANTS TO JACK ME OFF BUT MY COCK IS TOO BIG FOR HER! WHY IS YOUR MOM SUCH A WHORE WITH HER HAND IN MY PANTS? OH WELL, I GUESS YOUR DAD WILL FUCK YOU IN THE ASS!

[Immortal Goat]

The only thing that is making me doubt that that is really from Vinth is the fact that it has a coherent sentence structure.

Now if it had been put more like THIS...

Knock, konkc

who'se there?

Librels.

Liberals who?


YOOR MOM IS BLOEING BY BG CKOC!

...I would have believed it a bit more.

[mburbank]

WHAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF YOUR DAD BANGING YOU IN THE BUTT WHILE YOUR MOM BEGS ME TO HAVE SEX WITH HER AGAIN! GET IT?! YOUR MOM?!

[pjalne]

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Jew.

Jew who?

Max.

[kellychaos]

Well, you don't have to cry about it. Dumb ass.