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Spectre X
Nov 15th, 2003, 02:48 PM
I'm Lobo.

http://images.quizilla.com/E/ednemo/1067424143_ureslobo01.jpg
You are Lobo. Lobo is an alien humanoid being from the planet Czarnia. Born in the Earth year 1599, Lobo is 6'4", 250 pounds, with red eyes and black hair. Lobo is the last surviving member of his race, because he killed almost every other Czarnian on a whim one day. Lobo's favorite color is Sepucher Black. He is a man of his word, who would rather kill the promisee than renege. He also loathes the following: square jaws, goody-goodies, democracy, flags, the philosophy that Good will always triumph over Evil, short hair, brown shoes, Equality for Women, Equality for Men, basic rights, and most everything else that is commonly considered decent

and the link: http://quizilla.com/users/ednemo/quizzes/What%20Gritty%20No%20Nonsense%20Comic%20Book%20Cha racter%20are%20You%3F/

The Retro Kat
Nov 15th, 2003, 02:52 PM
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You are John Constantine. John has a strong knowledge of the occult and at times he appears to wield strong magical powers but he has also become known as something of a con-man, more likely to talk himself out of trouble than pull a rabbit out of a hat.

GADZOOKS
Nov 15th, 2003, 02:55 PM
I am...

http://www.applejuice.org/images/quiz.gif

A Stupid Online Quiz!

You have no real use. You analyze people based on your creators stupid opinions. You have no mental worth, but are popular amongst idiots, who search for you in pilgrimages. You are the A.C. Slaters and Meccas of the Interuniverse.

Geggy
Nov 15th, 2003, 03:47 PM
punisher

Anonymous
Nov 15th, 2003, 04:05 PM
http://live.quizilla.com/user_images/E/ednemo/1067425838_uresmiddy3.jpg

The Midnighter?

You are The Midnighter. The Midnighter was a secret product of the labs of Henry Bendix, part of his Stormwatch "Academy" program, the members of whom were duped into becoming Bednix's personal Stormwatch team. One of many individuals given superpowers by that ruthless personage, he lost his original identity in the process. He was transformed into "Night's Bringer of War", a living weapon designed to "hit thing's until they don't work anymore. The Midnighter automatically analyses every situation he is in as a combat scenario, his computerised senses instantaneously checking out multiple battle strategies until he has located the best one to win the fight at minimal effort. To aid him in the actual fight he has heightened reflexes and strength, and a superb knowledge of most forms of combat.

starz
Nov 15th, 2003, 04:35 PM
http://live.quizilla.com/user_images/E/ednemo/1067424970_espreacher.jpg

You are Jesse Custer. Jesse is as tough as they come and always willing to prove it. He'll kick your ass for being a jackass. Or back you up if you prove that you're a man. An actual good guy, Jesse's word and honor is without reproach.[/img]

liquidstatik
Nov 15th, 2003, 05:17 PM
http://images.quizilla.com/E/ednemo/1067364876_nstantine3.JPGYou are John Constantine.
John has a strong knowledge of the occult and at times he appears to wield strong magical powers but he has also become known as something of a con-man, more likely to talk himself out of trouble than pull a rabbit out of a hat.

EDIT: oops loo

Sicktodeathmx
Nov 15th, 2003, 06:05 PM
http://live.quizilla.com/user_images/E/ednemo/1067424970_espreacher.jpg

You are Jesse Custer. Jesse is as tough as they come and always willing to prove it. He'll kick your funkagroovitalizer for being a jackass. Or back you up if you prove that you're a man. An actual good guy, Jesse's word and honor is without reproach.[/img]

Is that... Preacher?????

Rongi
Nov 15th, 2003, 06:08 PM
Yep, and that's the cover to Proud Americans.

Comrade Rocket
Nov 15th, 2003, 06:18 PM
http://www.paratime.ca/v_and_v/pics/starfire.gif

You are Starfire

Starfire can learn new languages at a mere touch. She can speak any new languages with native fluency. Starfire can draw nourishment directly from the sun (no need for food or water). She can go for 22 hours without the need for nourishment. This power also grants her Adaptation Defence at no power cost against Light Control attacks, and she can regenerate her healing rate when she is in direct sunlight.
[/list]

Mike P
Nov 15th, 2003, 06:40 PM
http://images.quizilla.com/E/ednemo/1067364876_nstantine3.JPG
You are John Constantine.

John has a strong knowledge of the occult and at times he appears to wield strong magical powers but he has also become known as something of a con-man, more likely to talk himself out of trouble than pull a rabbit out of a hat.

Rongi
Nov 15th, 2003, 06:46 PM
http://live.quizilla.com/user_images/E/ednemo/1067422293_1_250pw_q3.JPG

You are Spider Jerusalem. Spider is THE journalist of the future. He smokes, he does drugs, and he kicks ass. The drugs are going to eventually kill him but not before he gets his way. And his way is the demise of the failed American dream. Although full of hate, he cares about his city. All he wants to bring the world is truth. Spider Jerusalem, conscience of the City. Frightening thought, but he's the only one we've got.

I still have to read transmetropoliton

Mockery
Nov 15th, 2003, 06:50 PM
http://images.quizilla.com/E/ednemo/1067424970_espreacher.jpg
You are Jesse Custer.
Jesse is as tough as they come and always willing to prove it. He'll kick your ass for being a jackass. Or back you up if you prove that you're a man. An actual good guy, Jesse's word and honor is without reproach.

Ninjavenom
Nov 15th, 2003, 07:38 PM
Howcome there's a "Midnighter", but not a Punisher?

Krythor
Nov 15th, 2003, 07:41 PM
There is a Punisher result. I got it when I took the quiz a few hours ago.

george
Nov 15th, 2003, 07:58 PM
I GOT THAT BILLY IDOL LOOKING FELLOW. HOW GAY IS THIS CHARACTER SELECTION PROCESS.

Anonymous
Nov 15th, 2003, 07:59 PM
I got Lobo

george
Nov 15th, 2003, 08:01 PM
I FIND IT SCARY WE POSTED AT THE SAME TME.

CREEPY.

Anonymous
Nov 15th, 2003, 08:46 PM
Howcome there's a "Midnighter", but not a Punisher?

Nevermind that, who the hell is he?

Zomboid
Nov 16th, 2003, 12:03 AM
Spider Jerusalem.

HickMan
Nov 16th, 2003, 12:23 AM
Jesse Custer.

I LIKE THIS GUY. >:

Anonymous
Nov 16th, 2003, 12:28 AM
Answer my question, nerds!

Rongi
Nov 16th, 2003, 12:31 AM
Hickman, I demand you get rid of that arseface avatar for 3 reasons

1. You don't even know who the fuck that is
2. You've never even read Preacher

and 3. The sight of that avatar reminds me that there's going to be a preacher movie >:

mburbank
Nov 17th, 2003, 10:01 AM
http://www.cale.com/images/flaming_carrot.jpg
You are... FLAMING CARROT!
Watch out. Birds wearing dresses.

Buffalo Tom
Nov 17th, 2003, 10:19 AM
http://images.quizilla.com/E/ednemo/1067424970_espreacher.jpg

You are Jesse Custer. Jesse is as tough as they come and always willing to prove it. He'll kick your ass for being a jackass. Or back you up if you prove that you're a man. An actual good guy, Jesse's word and honor is without reproach.

:rock

Buffalo Tom
Nov 17th, 2003, 10:26 AM
Answer my question, nerds!

The Midnighter was a member of Stormwatch and one of the founding members of the Authority. He was built to be the ultimate living weapon, with a computer brain that can analyze any combat situation in mere moments and provide him with the best way to eliminate his opponents, scientifically-enahanced physical abilities, and the knowledge of every known form of combat.

Oh, and he's married to his male life-partner, Apollo, the most powerful human-being on the Earth.

the_dudefather
Nov 17th, 2003, 10:27 AM
im the blad smoking guy. yay for me. i have no idea who he is.

Protoclown
Nov 17th, 2003, 12:32 PM
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You are John Constantine.

John has a strong knowledge of the occult and at times he appears to wield strong magical powers but he has also become known as something of a con-man, more likely to talk himself out of trouble than pull a rabbit out of a hat.

I gotta say though it's entirely inacurate about John Constantine being "no nonsense". Whenever he's involved, there is going to be plenty of nonsense.

Dr. Boogie, this quiz means you're gay.

Rongi, I keep telling you, you have GOT to read Transmetropolitan. I guarantee you will LOVE it.

Rez
Nov 17th, 2003, 12:46 PM
You are Spider Jerusalem. Spider is THE journalist of the future. He smokes, he does drugs, and he kicks ass. The drugs are going to eventually kill him but not before he gets his way. And his way is the demise of the failed American dream. Although full of hate, he cares about his city. All he wants to bring the world is truth. Spider Jerusalem, conscience of the City. Frightening thought, but he's the only one we've got.

TRANSMETROPOLITAN IS THE BEST COMIC BOOK SERIES EVER CREATED. period.

Anonymous
Nov 17th, 2003, 03:11 PM
Great, so I wind up associated with some generic club-wielding "superhero" whose only defining characteristic is that he's gay. I might as well have gotten Protoclown as my result.

Rongi
Nov 17th, 2003, 03:44 PM
http://gorobotgo.com/aquaman.jpg

You are Aquaman. You are the most useless superhero ever. Fag

:(

Rongi
Nov 17th, 2003, 03:46 PM
Rongi, I keep telling you, you have GOT to read Transmetropolitan. I guarantee you will LOVE it.

I keep meaning to, but I'm so addicted to Preacher and Sandman I usually don't have enough for Transmetropolitan :(

Rez
Nov 17th, 2003, 03:58 PM
Preacher is great too, but seriously, transmet. get to it.

sandman...well, whatever.

Rongi
Nov 17th, 2003, 04:11 PM
Sandman is one of the most brilliant, witty, and beautiful things I've ever read >:

Protoclown
Nov 17th, 2003, 04:42 PM
Rongi, perfectly understandable. But it's something to think about putting on your "must read" list.

Definitely finish Preacher and Sandman first. Preacher is my favorite comic, but Sandman is easily the best comic ever written. And if anyone says otherwise, they're wrong.

Immortal Goat
Nov 17th, 2003, 06:00 PM
Lobo. :rock

ItalianStereotype
Nov 17th, 2003, 09:01 PM
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You are The Punisher. Frank Castle was a career U.S. Marine, who served five years in Vietnam, and worked as a special forces trainer in upstate New York. While picnicking in Central Park, Frank's wife and children were caught and killed in the crossfire between two warring factions of drug dealers. On that day, Frank vowed to use his skills and experience to wage a one-man war on crime. He set out to punish all criminals, and more often than not, that punishment takes a very lethal form indeed.

it's too bad all the rest of you suck too much to get the Punisher.

Carnivore
Nov 17th, 2003, 10:40 PM
You weren't the first to get Punisher, Italian. Nor were you the last. I got him too.

The_Rorschach
Nov 17th, 2003, 11:35 PM
So did I, but I was hoping for Rorschach :(

Schimid
Nov 17th, 2003, 11:38 PM
Holy shit, I got Punisher too. :eek

Snatchtastic
Nov 18th, 2003, 11:33 AM
I am the Punisher, whores.

Spectre X
Nov 18th, 2003, 01:01 PM
Punisher looks like Christopher Walken in that pic! :eek