PROOF THAT DANI IS A BIG FUCKING LIAR [Archive]

Rongi

Nov 15th, 2003, 03:21 PM

Original Eye Color:
I'm actually blind! I get around by smell alone, that's how come i always know where the rest of the band are from one minute to another! Really, my eyes are greyish blue. Sometimes with a touch of green

Well Tiny Tim how do you explain THIS!!?

Movies:
I'd have to totally surprise everyone and say the horror genre would have to be my absolute favourite- classic movies like the Roger Corman-directed Edgar Allen Poe adaptations starring the terminally brilliant (but dead) Vincent Price.Also "The Nightmare Before Christmas" and anything else involving the legendary Tim Burton and Danny Elfman partnership; Most Hammer Horror movies, especially the Dracula series featuring Christopher Lee... ; the original Star Wars trilogy; Merlin; Evil Dead; Night of the Demon: A Company Of Wolves, etc, etc...

Tell me Marilyn, how the fuck can he have so many favorite movies if he's BLIND?

Geggy

Nov 15th, 2003, 03:33 PM

maybe he meant that he was blind in a different sense, cuz that would make a lot more sense to me. i hope i'm making sense.

Spectre X

Nov 15th, 2003, 03:45 PM

You're making sense and that was also a thing I was thinking.

For the record now, Rongi is totally awesome.

Geggy

Nov 15th, 2003, 05:38 PM

this is nothing new. bands pull this type of gimmicks all the time. they'd make up shit about themselves as a marketing ploy. the more bullshit you spew, the more you sell. shockery has alway been the secret and the best tool to selling bullshit. people love to be shocked and they want more of it. that's why marilyn manson was one of the biggest success, cuz 99 percent of him is total bullshit.

EverythingWillSuck

Nov 15th, 2003, 08:52 PM

IT'S LIKE MANOWAR

ONLY LESS OF A BROTHERS OF METAL THIG

Schimid

Nov 15th, 2003, 08:55 PM

HE IS BLIND TO ALL THAT IS GOOD.

HE IS PURE EEEEEEEEEVIL. :lol

WAIT MAYBE HE'S LIKE DAREDEVIL AND CAN SMELL MOVIES

:eek

Rongi

Nov 15th, 2003, 08:57 PM

WAIT MAYBE HE'S LIKE DAREDEVIL AND CAN SMELL MOVIES

SUPAR LOO :lol

Schimid

Nov 15th, 2003, 09:07 PM

Seriously, she's probably going to say that he just listens to the dialogue and loves it like that.

But horror movies are 60% visual, 40% sound and music >:=

Cap'n Crunch

Nov 15th, 2003, 09:55 PM

Maybe they make horror movies in braile. :lol

Schimid

Nov 15th, 2003, 10:50 PM

MOVIE FUROM

Sicktodeathmx

Nov 16th, 2003, 11:27 PM

It's pretty sad when celebrities try to make up rumors about themselves, only to fuck themselves over by admidting the truth indirectly.

Marilyn666

Nov 18th, 2003, 06:06 PM

Leave Danni alone, and you still don't have real proof that he's not blind.

Rongi

Nov 18th, 2003, 08:36 PM

Dani you sweltering cunt

Spectre X

Nov 19th, 2003, 09:29 AM

Leave Danni alone, and you still don't have real proof that he's not blind.

Yes we do. HE WATCHES MOVIES! HE CAN'T WATCH MOVIES IF HE'S BLIND! AND EVEN IF HE WOULD BE BLiND HE WOULDN'T EBJOY THEM NEARLY AS MUCH AS HE DOES YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE.

Professor Cool

Nov 19th, 2003, 10:29 AM

Fuck you guys, Ray Charles loved Wild Wild West :lol

Ninjavenom

Nov 19th, 2003, 02:48 PM

I guess some people really do need "j/k" after a joke to be in on it. This just proves that i'm better off without faith in humanity.

Marilyn666

Nov 19th, 2003, 05:49 PM

Well I'm not part of humanity. And he could still enjoy movies, You don't have true proof.

HickMan

Nov 19th, 2003, 08:28 PM

YOU'RE A FUCKING HUMAN AREN'T YOU? JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU WANNABE OUTCAST. DO YOU WANT TO TAKE THIS TO THE MOCK WARS, LADY? JUST SAY THE MAGIC WORD AND WE'RE THERE >:.

Jeanette X

Nov 19th, 2003, 10:06 PM

Hickman, I'm with you. Mock wars!

Rongi

Nov 20th, 2003, 03:18 PM

I swear to god, I've got almost all of you fooled. Schimid is the only one who knows.

Spectre X

Nov 20th, 2003, 03:33 PM

You made Chuck up didn't you :(

Schimid

Nov 20th, 2003, 03:38 PM

:picklehat

:posh

Marilyn666

Nov 20th, 2003, 05:48 PM

I swear to god, I've got almost all of you fooled. Schimid is the only one who knows.

What the fuck are you talking about.

Big Papa Goat

Nov 21st, 2003, 02:35 AM

I had an inkling. :(

Perndog

Nov 21st, 2003, 03:23 AM

She has her own Yu-Gi-Oh site and stuff though, she can't be a character..

Protoclown

Nov 21st, 2003, 01:02 PM

Hard to tell really, because she has a dynamic IP. But I know which characters are Rongi's and she doesn't seem to be one of them. ;)

Marilyn666

Nov 21st, 2003, 05:58 PM

Well I know I'm not a character?

camacazio

Nov 21st, 2003, 07:24 PM

No one could possibly pretend to act that stupid.

Edit: if it is a character, you sir should enter the acting industry.

Big Papa Goat

Nov 21st, 2003, 10:12 PM

And what about the original Marilyn?

Marilyn666

Nov 22nd, 2003, 02:32 PM

I forgot the password, but Marilyn777 was a character who didn't do a very good job.

Perndog

Nov 22nd, 2003, 05:57 PM

At least she knows what a character is now.

Marilyn666

Nov 22nd, 2003, 06:43 PM

Well how was I supposed to know what that was before when I had never even heard that term?

Cap'n Crunch

Nov 23rd, 2003, 08:48 PM

I put a definition in for Danni at Urban Dictionary!

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=danni&f=1

Spectre X

Nov 24th, 2003, 02:30 AM

It's funny 'cause it's true! :lol

Marilyn666

Nov 24th, 2003, 05:39 PM

No, that isn't true at all.

Cap'n Crunch

Nov 24th, 2003, 05:43 PM

Urban Dictionary says it is true. :rolleyes

Marilyn666

Nov 24th, 2003, 05:52 PM

Well you can never trust the urban dictionary.

Pyorrhea

Dec 14th, 2003, 04:43 AM

just leaVE it at that cradle of filth sucks and dark funeral could kill them if they were stuck in an epic black metal strife war thing...

executioneer

Dec 14th, 2003, 07:19 AM

I don't know who Dani is you jerks >:

-willie

Marilyn666

Dec 14th, 2003, 11:50 AM

Danni can't even see his tea at tea time and you're calling him a liar? This is wrong!!! This is terrable!!!! Tea time will never be the same any more.

Mad Melvin

Dec 14th, 2003, 12:32 PM

what in the holy fuck are you talking about?

Jeanette X

Dec 14th, 2003, 02:44 PM

Danni can't even see his tea at tea time and you're calling him a liar? This is wrong!!! This is terrable!!!! Tea time will never be the same any more.

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/forumfun/misc15.jpg

Krythor

Dec 14th, 2003, 02:46 PM

is.. lol.. is that a pankcae??

Marilyn666

Dec 14th, 2003, 03:12 PM

Great now the bunny is going to die. Pan cakes kill bunnies.

liquidstatik

Dec 14th, 2003, 03:24 PM

No. :o

Marilyn666

Dec 14th, 2003, 03:30 PM

what in the holy fuck are you talking about?
What's there to explain? People like Danni, and Bakura, and junior Senior always drink tea.

Mad Melvin

Dec 14th, 2003, 03:56 PM

Im sorry. Im still having a bit of trouble understanding WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?! What does drinking tea have to do with ANYTHING?! HUH?!

Perndog

Dec 14th, 2003, 08:52 PM

Marilyn, you do realize that YOU'RE STILL FUCKING SPELLING DANI FILTH'S NAME WRONG, right?

Big Papa Goat

Dec 14th, 2003, 10:45 PM

GOOD ONE! :lol

Marilyn666

Dec 15th, 2003, 05:55 PM

Im sorry. Im still having a bit of trouble understanding WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?! What does drinking tea have to do with ANYTHING?! HUH?!
Because people like Danni drink tea all the time. And yes I know I'm spelling DanNi the right way.

Perndog

Dec 15th, 2003, 06:58 PM

WELL I GUESS EVERY SINGLE WEB PAGE ABOUT THE BAND IS GETTING IT WRONG, THEN.. WHOOPS! I FEEL DUMB NOW! :rolleyes

EVEN GOOGLE'S DIRECTORY HAS THE WRONG NAME, YOU BETTER WRITE THEM AND SET THEM STRAIGHT! :rolleyes

http://directory.google.com/Top/Arts/Music/Bands_and_Artists/C/Cradle_of_Filth/Filth,_Dani/?tc=1

http://www.bandhunt.com/artist_site/band.php/cr002/

http://www.tartareandesire.com/bands/cof.html

http://www.theiceberg.com/artist/22511/cradle_of_filth.html

http://users.freenet.am/~cradle/bio.htm

http://www.geocities.com/tomboffilth/cofbiography.html

http://pwp.netcabo.pt/princeofdarknes/Biography.htm

http://www.sonymusic.nl/cradleoffilth/biography.php

http://www.angelfire.com/fl3/cradlebio/

http://www.eng.buffalo.edu/~ag28/CRADBIO.HTM

Big Papa Goat

Dec 16th, 2003, 12:12 AM

I don't get it :/

Mad Melvin

Dec 16th, 2003, 09:20 AM

Spectre X

Dec 16th, 2003, 11:00 AM

Correction, they drink tea all the time and SUCK! >:

Marilyn666

Dec 16th, 2003, 06:01 PM

Because people like Danni drink tea all the time.

so what you are saying is, that people who wear leather, shitty makeover and pretend they are blind, drink tea all the time. Well that makes perfect sense to me.
Fisr of all if you isult their make up, you're insulting my make up. And he's British and so is Bakyra, and Junior Senior.

liquidstatik

Dec 16th, 2003, 06:22 PM

FISR OF ALL WEE CAN ISULT DANNNI AL WE WNAT >:

Marilyn666

Dec 16th, 2003, 09:06 PM

Are you insulting British people?

Sicktodeathmx

Dec 16th, 2003, 10:02 PM

SILLY GIRL, ONLY BRITISH PEOPLE CAN FLY!

Follow the red balloon.

Yep. Another thread that has been alive since I went on vacation about three weeks ago.

Marilyn666

Dec 17th, 2003, 05:39 PM

Well actually this thread was dead for a while, but someone brought it back to life.

Lye

Dec 17th, 2003, 05:46 PM

brittish people suck because they call garbage rubish and flashlights tourches, and they are all ugly

Marilyn666

Dec 17th, 2003, 05:59 PM

That is rubbish.

Rongi

Dec 17th, 2003, 06:01 PM

I bet Lye has a hairy back and a small penis

Jeanette X

Dec 17th, 2003, 07:15 PM

Are you insulting British people?

If you are fond of the British or have British ancestry, yes. :)

Lye

Dec 17th, 2003, 08:29 PM

I bet Lye has a hairy back and a small penis
ouch!

Flatulor

Dec 17th, 2003, 09:14 PM

And he's British and so is Bakyra, and Junior Senior.

junior senior arent british... theyre danish, you invalid...

Marilyn666

Dec 18th, 2003, 05:46 PM

Are you insulting British people?

If you are fond of the British or have British ancestry, yes. :)
Actaully I'm not. But they're funny, just like Bakura from school.

Jeanette X

Dec 18th, 2003, 10:31 PM

Dammit! There goes all my limey insults. Dammit.

Marilyn666

Dec 19th, 2003, 08:00 PM

But, Bakura from school is so adorable you just want to throw him against the wall.

Perndog

Dec 19th, 2003, 08:47 PM

Who the fuck is Bakura? >:

Marilyn666

Dec 19th, 2003, 09:17 PM

http://www.lelola.net/yu-gi-oh/gallery/special/special287.jpg Yami Bakura [/img]http://www.freewebs.com/yamis_temple/bakura47.jpg[img] Bakura from school.

Gurlugon

Dec 19th, 2003, 10:07 PM

Wow.

executioneer

Dec 20th, 2003, 03:04 AM

okay you guys are OFFICIALLY using too many references I don't get >: BANNED >:

-willie

Marilyn666

Dec 20th, 2003, 12:44 PM

But that isn't Bakura form school, that's Yami Bakura.

Mad Melvin

Dec 20th, 2003, 12:53 PM

I have no idea who the fuck bakura from school is and I dont wanna know. So just shut up cunt and stop posting to this thread! and dont bother replying about who bakura is, because I really REALLY dont give a rats ass. >:

Marilyn666

Dec 20th, 2003, 01:20 PM

Well first of all Melvin, I wasn't even talking to you. And Second of all this thread is insulting Danni so of coarse I'm going to say something.[/i]

Mad Melvin

Dec 20th, 2003, 01:56 PM

whose DANNI? Cradle of Shits singer is DANI. Try get that trough your thick skull. And I know you wasnt talking to me. Its just annoying that you keep talking about some fucking bakura, who has propably NOTHING to do with the topic at hand.

ziggytrix

Dec 20th, 2003, 06:17 PM

you realize you're arguing with a retarded 13-yr-old, right?

Schimid

Dec 20th, 2003, 06:20 PM

NEVER,OND

Marilyn666

Dec 20th, 2003, 10:10 PM