Want to submit a Visionary Darkness article

[Brandon]

Any channels I'd have to go through to submit something for the Visionary Darkness page?

[Esuohlim]

I SENT ONE ONCE. HERE'S A SYNOPSIS:

"And what is the deal with the telephone? I mean, come on. People are trying to call me all the time and for WHAT?! TO TALK! And I'm all like "I don't want to talk to people. I HATE people! Why would I wanna talk to people when I hate people? I mean, come on! If I liked ya, maybe I would consider talking to you, but not unless I can actually see you! And even then, I probably wouldn't want to look at your ugly mug for longer than a few seconds, do you know what I'm saying? And what is the deal with CALLER ID...?!?

[Brandon]

I SENT ONE ONCE. HERE'S A SYNOPSIS:

"And what is the deal with the telephone? I mean, come on. People are trying to call me all the time and for WHAT?! TO TALK! And I'm all like "I don't [i]want to talk to people. I HATE people! Why would I wanna talk to people when I hate people? I mean, come on! If I liked ya, maybe I would consider talking to you, but not unless I can actually see you! And even then, I probably wouldn't want to look at your ugly mug for longer than a few seconds, do you know what I'm saying? And what is the deal with CALLER ID...?!?
HOLY SHIT. THAT IS WAY BETTER THAN MINE. :eek

[Brandon]

Okie doke. Guess I'm not gettin an answer on this one. :(

[ScruU2wice]

maybe you should pm rog, instead of asking us :rolleyes

[Brandon]

Just crazy enough to work.

[Protoclown]

Send it to Rog. I know he's got a lot of shit submitted all the time though, so he might take a while to get back to ya.

[Derangon]

I SENT ONE ONCE. HERE'S A SYNOPSIS:

"And what is the deal with the telephone? I mean, come on. People are trying to call me all the time and for WHAT?! TO TALK! And I'm all like "I don't want to talk to people. I HATE people! Why would I wanna talk to people when I hate people? I mean, come on! If I liked ya, maybe I would consider talking to you, but not unless I can actually see you! And even then, I probably wouldn't want to look at your ugly mug for longer than a few seconds, do you know what I'm saying? And what is the deal with CALLER ID...?!?

Perhaps that would be more suitable on an angsty preteen site... or a middle-aged crossdresser site. I found it really funny, though. Imagine it in a Jerry Seinfield voice.

[Schimid]

SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP!