Hypothetical Question

[Sam]

Suppose I stick my dick into a poophole, not all the way, but until only the head is covered. Then I just keep it there but it's still too much for me and I make sperm all over the place without doing anything. Am I still a virgin?

HURRY UP I NEED ANSWERS NOW :( :(

[MK IV]

Congratulations !
You can now hypotheticaly brag to your friends, your hypothetical dick was in a hypothetical ass , you have had teh hypothetical butt secks.

[Skulhedface]

Dear God, I certainly hope you're not talking about another man's poophole.

My question is, if you're going to use an "imaginative" word like POOPHOLE, why such a clunker like "dick"?

Couldn't you have said "Magical Meaty Love Wand" or something? Sheesh.