I got into a car wreck :(

[Sicktodeathmx]

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I got fucked up. But I got a new car today... Thank god for the fact I have had a job since I was 15... Savings are good :D

[Carnivore]

I've seen fucked up and that's not it. That car has moderate damage at best. People walk away from car wrecks like that nine times out of ten.

[AChimp]

I bet the airbags didn't even bother deploying. That's a pussy accident. >:

[Schimid]

You think that's fucked up?

My stepbrother died in a car crash a month ago, I think. His eye was popped out of socket, and he either died from drowning on his own blood, or suffocated when his chest caved in. His face looked like wood on a dining table.

The car was TOTALED. YOU HAVE OFFENDED ME, MADAM. >:=

[Sicktodeathmx]

This may be true to you, but that's the first wreck I have been in, and the radiator is fucked, so they are just going to give me the value of the car, $5000... I got a new car today though, so I am hap hap happy!

[Sicktodeathmx]

That's lovely Shmee... How's your dad?

[Sicktodeathmx]

BTW, at first I didn't say the car got fucked up... I was saying I did... Prick.

[Sicktodeathmx]

They did deploy... And it burns like fuck! That shit sucks balls.

[Geggy]

did you get hurt?

[Sicktodeathmx]

Burned my neck, few bruises on the side of my face and my arms... My wrist hurt for a while.

[Schimid]

I wasn't joking, you offensive marengue. :rolleyes

[Sicktodeathmx]

Fuck you Shmee... Tell your dad I wanna fuck him again.

[jin]

Was there anything that you said in 4 consecutive posts that you couldnt say in none?

And Schimid wasnt joking.

[Geggy]

what kind of a new car did you get?

[Sicktodeathmx]

A new Honda... It's pretty... And much better off than my old car was... That bastard was about to die anyways

[Geggy]

is it stick or auto?

[Geggy]

what color did you get?

[Geggy]

what kind of engine?

[Sicktodeathmx]

Auto, got another white one :D

[Schimid]

...Psst...PSST!...

[Sethomas]

I got rear-ended today. Lots of fun all around.

I think it's safe to call my August car wreck a totalled job, at least if you look at it from the front.

[Geggy]

what's the top speed?

[camacazio]

...Psst...PSST!...

Yes?

[Geggy]

can you fit your bike in it?

[Schimid]

:explode

[Brandon]

FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!

[Geggy]

does it got a moonroof?

[Geggy]

why didn't you get the honda si?

[Sicktodeathmx]

Am I supposed to fight some little kid? Whee... Yes, it has a moon roof.. Babe, it's so pretty... I will post pics soon

[McClain]

$5000? What the hell kinda' Honda was that? It looks like a 91 or 92 Accord. Even if it were an EX it still wouldn't be worth $5k unless it had like, 2 miles on it. What sucker paid you $5k for that wrecked car? No really, I want a name.

[Sicktodeathmx]

Insurance company.. The value was 4850.. i think...

[Command Prompt]

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DON'T BE A DINK! THINK BEFORE YOU DRINK!

[Mike P]

One time I got hit by a car. Broke the damned windsheild. HA!

[Professor Cool]

i got hit on the side by a drunk driver last month, totaled car, I have 5 deep cuts on my left arm and a deep gashes in both my legs, broke 3 fingers, and several, several bruises...

Oh and Mark said I died :lol :(

I got in a similar car crash 8 years ago, with another drunk driver, only he was suicidal, i was in my friends car, nobody died. But the other driver killed himself a week later.

[Sicktodeathmx]

Wow... I am sorry to hear all that Prof. This was my first car wreck, so it really freaked me out. Hearing about you experiences really makes me feel a bit better. Down here, a wreck like that is kinda a big deal, though.

[Snatchtastic]

There really is nothing more fucked up that getting into a head on collision at 40 mph two days after you purchase your car.

Some asshole kid decided not to yeild to me and made a left hand turn right as I was going through the intersection. The poor bastard wasn't wearing his seatbelt, on impact he ended up smashing his nose on the steering wheel and he got launched back into his seat which broke and launched him back into the windshield which gave him a 3 to 4 inch laceration on his forehead.

I walked away and took a few days from work off. The really funny thing is the police officer gave the dumbass who hit me a ticket in the ambulance before they took him to the hospital.

[Freaky Sheek]

I havent gotten in a wreck with my car, but I have been in wrecks with family members. I am suprised I havent gotten in a wreck yet because people here dont know what a "turn signal" is, or how to work them.

[Sicktodeathmx]

Yeah, the kids down here don't understand "turn signals" or "yielding". And too many parents let their 14-year-old kids drive their cars. That's not safe.

[O71394658]

The front of your car was f'd up. Did you hit somebody?

Learn how to fucking drive. >:

[Sicktodeathmx]

Collision... The guy who hit me was drunk... In my lane. I slammed my brakes, and he did the same, but my car kinda went under his truck.

[Sam]

I got rear-ended today. Lots of fun all around.

I think it's safe to call my August car wreck a totalled job, at least if you look at it from the front.

Is that when you went into the bean field???

[Command Prompt]

Drunk people always drive Trucks. So THEY will be safer :lol :lol :lol

[ziggytrix]

one time in oregon my cousin and I totaled her car when we hit a bear.

i think we pretty much totaled the bear too, but he didn't have insurance. :(

[Cap'n Crunch]

Last week I saw a car wreck out side of Blockbuster. I was walking, and I was about 15 feet from the edge of the sidewalk. I hear a loud screech, and I see some guy run a red light. He smashes into a lady turning, and the sides of both cars are wrecked, the lady's falls off, and her windsheild is shattered. There was gas leaking out of his car too. Both cars were totaled, but the people were fine. The guy was trying to bullshit his way to get some money for his leg that he walked fine on until the police came and checked it out. The lady had blood all over her face, but she was fine. It looked cool.

[Jixby Phillips]

I SAW A CAR WRECK WITH BLOOD AND I SAID "BLOODY BLOODY :rolleyes" TO IT :lol

[Supafly345]

Am I supposed to fight some little kid? Whee... Yes, it has a moon roof.. Babe, it's so pretty... I will post pics soonAre you allowed to drive when you are 9? If not, a 16 year old could kick your ass. And isn't a kid compared to you.

"But I'm graduated from highschool! I am an adult! I can't be told what to do! Even giant 6'7 boys that are only a year younger than me are kids compared to me!"

Well I am 28 and I am still in highschool. What do you say to that?

"Well I remembered highschool a loooooooooooong time ago. Ooops! Nevermind, those last rounds of beatings from my hubby knocked those memories out of my head. It was so long ago I can't even remember it now!"

[executioneer]

THATS FUNNY JIXBY THE LAST TIME I SAW WRECK HE WASN'T A CAR :rolleyes

-willie

[Sicktodeathmx]

Am I supposed to fight some little kid? Whee... Yes, it has a moon roof.. Babe, it's so pretty... I will post pics soonAre you allowed to drive when you are 9? If not, a 16 year old could kick your ass. And isn't a kid compared to you.

"But I'm graduated from highschool! I am an adult! I can't be told what to do! Even giant 6'7 boys that are only a year younger than me are kids compared to me!"

Well I am 28 and I am still in highschool. What do you say to that?

"Well I remembered highschool a loooooooooooong time ago. Ooops! Nevermind, those last rounds of beatings from my hubby knocked those memories out of my head. It was so long ago I can't even remember it now!"

You sure do complain a lot. Now shut up and give me a rim job.

[Supafly345]

HAHAHAHA!!! RIM JOB!!! That is classic elemental comedy right there! I remember WAAAAAAY back when I was a kid ( had to be like 6 months ago at least ) when I first learned that term! I would laugh it up till the cows came home!!

[Sicktodeathmx]

No... Seriously... Lick my asshole. Please?

[Supafly345]

SERIOUSLY!!! OMG you are too much!!!
YOU CAN'T DO THAT ON THE INTERNET!!! BLOATY SMOKES!!!
Gay men totally creep me out hahaha :lol

[Sicktodeathmx]

Will you stick your penis in my ear?

[Zhukov]

Sticktodeatmmx: Your old avatar, it was better.

[Sicktodeathmx]

But my old avatar was a pic of me.. And it was offensive! People don't wanna see that shit!

Can someone give me a coathanger? I am desperate need of an abortion.

[Dole]

I think its a little late to abort yourself, but the sentiment is the right one.

[Sicktodeathmx]

I think its a little late to abort yourself, but the sentiment is the right one.
Sadly, yes.. But this god damn fetus belongs to a friend. She needs it back... I need my fetus back... So lonely without my fetus.

[Jixby Phillips]

man you are daaaaaaaark :lol

[Krythor]

my sister wuz pregnant once.. she had an baortion... i got blood all over myself heh. :fu :fu :die :goth :goth

[Spooky]

lol u guys have suxch racy ohffensive sences of humor cuz u say fetus lol trhaz gross

[Anonymous]

HEY MAN LOOK AT THE WORLD TONIGHT

[Johannas]

Will you stick your penis in my ear?

I will

[Sicktodeathmx]

YAY!

[Schimid]

dubble-de-you-cee-dubble-de-you

[glowbelly]

i totalled a car by flipping it over a median on a stretch of road called the shoreway. i was headed westbound on it, hit the 3 foot median and ended up on the eastbound side.

i was drunk. i had 2 people in my car. i didn't hit any other cars or seriously injure myself or the people in my car, thank goodness.

so there ya go.

[Sicktodeathmx]

Ick, thank god. So I guess they were wearing their seat belts?