GENDER ISSUES DISCUSSION / Active user count

[Anonymous]

The following is just in reference to General Blabber.

Active Males (not-so-active are in paranthesis)
Schimid
ArtificialBrandon
Chojin
Noob3
Mike P
The Retro Kat
Nerd
Skulhedface
Jixby Phillips
Jin*
Professor Cool
ScruU2wice
Pub Lover
executioneer
Big McLargehuge
Max Burbank
CaptainBubba
Capn Crunch
Geggy
Spectre X
Bennett
Supafly345
James(man)
soundtest
AChimp
Rongi
NinjaVenom
Perfecto Suspecto
Spooky
Les Waste
Perndog
Carnivore
Hickman
ItalianStereotype
Protoclown
Mockery
BuffaloTom
Krythor
McClain
Mew Barios
george
liquidstatik
Rez
Esuohlim
Pjalne
Dr. Boogie
wreckreation
DamnThatDavid
Blackflag
Tropical
Snatchtastic
C:\
Evil Robot
Big Papa Goat
Immortal Goat
Zomboid
Zorak790
(Helm)
(Rev. Danno)

Total: 59


Active Females

Sicktodeathmx
UP_SHUT
glowbelly
Jeanette X
Lenor
Miss Modular
R.I.T.
Doopa
Hobo Renee
Mischief
lotida
operationscuzbucket
!!!!
daphne
vibecrewangel
(HughBristic)
(feueraffe)
(punkgrrlie10)
(sadie)

Total: 18

I'm not counting people that just arrived or characters.

Some of you would say the answer is to enlist more females. Unfortunately, odds are they would be stupid. I propose a radical new business plan under which we vote 16 males off the boards, rounding out our active membership to about 60, and ~ 70%/30% gender ratio! I'll be in contact with The_Moderator to see if he's interested in taking part in this endeavor.

So, who are your 16? :conspiracy :highschool

*I'll be updating this as I remember more people.

[Brandon]

I'D JUST LIKE TO SAY THAT IF YOU DON'T VOTE ME OUT, I WILL REVEAL WHO THE COMMUNISTS ARE.

[Schimid]

There are a few others, but who cares?

I'm on top of the males list. :)

Oh, and we're not voting out ANYONE before we get the okay from The_Moderater.

[Professor Cool]

The Removables

Mike P
Nerd
Skulhedface
*Professor Cool
Big McLargehuge
*Capn Crunch
Bennett
Supafly345
*Rongi
*Perfecto Suspecto
Spooky
Hickman
*Esuohlim
DamnThatDavid
Snatchtastic

you can get rid of us, but you'll never forget us
Except Hickman, go right ahead

[Brandon]

Something tells me that I'm getting shown the door if this thing passes. :(

[Pub Lover]

Please Ban These People:

AChimp
Boogie, Dr.
Carnivore
Chojin
Danno, Rev.
Executioneer
George
Helm
Jixby Phillips
Les Waste
Max Burbank
McClain
Mockery
NinjaVenom
Protoclown
Sethomas

[Anonymous]

Okay, I've added too many people. Maybe just killing 6 or 10 would do. :<

[Brandon]

Only 6? Yep, I'm still toast.

[CastroMotorOil]

Im now sad, nobody loves me :(

[Black Flag]

if you're gonna put nancy on the list you should put noob's girlfriend on too, she posts more than nancy atleast.

[Professor Cool]

The Almighty Six!

Professor Cool
Rongi
Capn Crunch
Esuohlim
Perfecto Suspecto

and for your mercy...

Artifical Brandon :lol

[Brandon]

Yeah, just ban me already and get it over with so I can go cry and wallow in self-pity. :rolleyes

[Professor Cool]

Why don't we just ban you.

There can be only one Brandon here, and he's no artifical. >:

[DamnthatDavid]

Ban me, and I'll create my own board, forged in the fires of Mount Spam. It shall be the one board, TO RULE THEM ALL.
For it will have hookers.
And only Lesbians and hookers and men allowed.

[Mike P]

Since no one here likes me, you might as vote me out. Better than voting out that some people like.

[wreckreation]

I propose we ban all the girls so we have a perfect score :)

[Brandon]

Why don't we just ban you.

There can be only one Brandon here, and he's no artifical. >:
Mmm-kay.

[Professor Cool]

if you didn't get what i was getting at, my name is Brandon :/

How did you live with a name like that, lord knows i don't know how I did.

[Brandon]

if you didn't get what i was getting at, my name is Brandon :/

How did you live with a name like that, lord knows i don't know how I did.
I kind of like my name..

..sometimes.

[Anonymous]

I'm trying to set up an ASP poll on my site for this, cool guys :picklehat

[Professor Cool]

if you didn't get what i was getting at, my name is Brandon :/

How did you live with a name like that, lord knows i don't know how I did.
I kind of like my name..

..sometimes.

Yeah, but i get Brenden alot. :(

[Command Prompt]

We can have I-Mockery Survivor!

You are so off the fucking island Schimid.

:lol

[noob3]

you too, jew

[Dole]

I think its about time we had a comprehensive list of all the one legged, welsh dwarves who post in general blabber and an appraisal of all their posts to date, cross referenced and time indexed:

Too
Much
Time
On
Your
Hands

[mburbank]

I say we drop this plan in favor of forced sex changes for several of the males.

And in some cases it won't take that much force.

YOWZAH! THNK YOU AND GOODNIGHT!

[Cosmo Electrolux]

I'm a character?

[Les Waste]

All of Max's posts should end with (rimshot).

In fact, his signature should be (rimshot) cause it would be apropriate.

I am an idea factory :)

[Rez]

SEVEN


ArtificialBrandon
Mike P
Geggy
Supafly345
liquidstatik
DamnThatDavid
Immortal Goat


WHERE/WHAT IS KELLYCHAOS
i care what it it is, i want it GONE.

[mburbank]

Les Waste, The Asimo Robot in your avatar came to my museum. It was quite the dog and pony show. Long story short? Little guy's a robo-fag.

Not that there's anything wrong with that. Some of my best friends are ACDC.

Rimshot.

[DamnthatDavid]

Aye, ASMIO at Pacific Science Theater sometime this last week.

Lookie me! I'm a little robot, I can dance, I can walk up steps, I can destroy humanity!

Bewarned, ASMIO will destroy us. He will liberate all the animatronics from disney land and they kill will us all.

[Brandon]

I say we drop this plan in favor of forced sex changes for several of the males.

And in some cases it won't take that much force.

YOWZAH! THNK YOU AND GOODNIGHT!
Why what a great idea, Max. I think Chojin should be the first to volunteer, since he seems so gung-ho about the whole gender thing. :picklehat

[kellychaos]

Is "dipshitty" a word ... umm ... really? :/

[Rongi]

I'll go if you want

[Brandon]

I'm not leaving without a fight.

[HickMan]

I'M KEEPING OUT OF THIS ONE.

[The Retro Kat]

SEVEN


ArtificialBrandon
Mike P
Geggy
Supafly345
liquidstatik
DamnThatDavid
Immortal Goat


Replace liquidstatik with kellychaos (KELLY is a guy)

[Schimid]

I'm cooler than EVERYONE in this thread.

EVERYONE. :rolleyes

[whoreable]

I think I-mockery.com needs to cater more towards women. Perhaps some articles about barbies, and makeup and periods and stuff!

[MrAdventure]

http://www.icculus.org/~joshua/files/grandpa.jpg

GUESS WHAT FOLKS WE DON'T NEED NO MORE GIRLS

http://www.smokiestraveler.com/images/banjo.jpg

JUST LIKE WE DON'T NEED MORE AIDS

http://www.astroshow.com/other/banjo.jpg

GIRLS HAVE AIDS AND ARE FOR GAYS

http://www.sanjuanislander.com/images/fairgroundevents/jazzfest/banjo.jpg

GIRLS HAVE AIDS AND ARE FOR GAYS

http://www.rongeesin.com/Banjo.jpg

WE NEED MORE AIDS LIKE WE NEED MORE GIRLS

http://www.mockingbirdmusic.com/images/gfox7.jpg

GUESS WHAT FOLKS WE DON'T NEED NO MORE GIRLS

[Professor Cool]

Mr. Adventure :rock

[Big Papa Goat]

if you didn't get what i was getting at, my name is Brandon :/

How did you live with a name like that, lord knows i don't know how I did.
I kind of like my name..

..sometimes.

Yeah, but i get Brenden alot. :(
I get Brandon alot :(

[CaptainBubba]

I demand you create a sub category under male for metrosexuals. >:

[Evil Robot]

I think you should all stop being so anal retentive and maybe yous ud get laid more often and you won't have to worry about online demographics, loser.

[Command Prompt]

Evil Robot is only on this board for the WHITE GIRLS. :/

[Lady Plain]

Add 1 more girl to the list!

Mr. Cool made me do it :(

[Spooky]

asl got n00d pics s2r?

[Jixby Phillips]

http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:YCSW6NjEfIUC:fortuna.home.pipeline.co m/cafe-compendium/pix/chi

MAMMY :eek

[Lady Plain]

I got it from Brandon's other message board :(

[executioneer]

YOU CAN TAKE ME OFF THE MALE LIST, I'M NOT A REAL MAN :eek

-willie

[Anonymous]

This thread is pretty gay, looking back on it.

[Mike P]

I'm going into self-imposed exile until December, to see if it helps anything. See you later.

[camacazio]

YOU WILL BE SORELY MISSED :(

[Anonymous]

Isn't that like, only 8 days?

[glowbelly]

hehe

there. i posted.

[HickMan]

I'M KEEPING OUT OF THIS ONE.I'M KEEPING OUT OF THIS ONE.

[da blob]

I am new and I am female - if that ever helps your with your head (head ?) count.

[glowbelly]

who cares?

[da blob]

who cares?


"I won't say I'm glad to see you - but boy, am I glad to see you !"




(Great minds alike, huh ?)

[glowbelly]

who cares?

[da blob]

who cares?

Same player - shoot again !

But you'll win anyway cause I'm going to bed now.
<Sob>

[glowbelly]

who cares?

[Spooky]

JESUS CARES :lol

[Johannas]

Hey, im not a character, but i am quite annoying....so i question why im not on that damn list.....

Dave