Cosmo's Lunchtime

[Cosmo Electrolux]

SO, I drove over to Publix to pick up some lunch and after wandering around the store for 15 minutes, made my selections and proceeded to the nearest express lane to check out. The fat, greasy mongoloid at the register directed me to customer service so I wouldn't have to wait in line. I walked over to customer service and there was no one on that register. A young lady got my attention and said, " I can get you over here" I walked over to her register and noticed that she was about 3' tall and standing on a box. She was pretty cute, for a midget...she rang up my stuff. The total was $6.66. I wonder if this had anything to do with the fact I've been shopping in the church of satan's online gift store earlier today. It truely boggles the mind.

[Spooky]

maybe it has to do with SALES TAX .

[Spectre X]

I DON'T LIKE THIS THREAD!!! >: >: >:










love me please? :<

[DamnthatDavid]

That midget will proberly try to kill you later tonight.

[Rez]

I REALLY DONT LIKE THIS THREAD!!! >: >: >:

[Jixby Phillips]

SATAN

MIDGETS

BLAH BLAH BALH

THE DOOM GENERATION :lol

[Cosmo Electrolux]

[quote="Spectre X"]I DON'T LIKE THIS THREAD!!! >: >: >:




Your a fucking midget, aren't you......

[Krythor]

he's robably a fag

[Krythor]

*probably oops.

[Rez]

:lol

those comics are without doubt the funniest thing on the internet.

[kellychaos]

A young lady got my attention and said, " I can get you over here" I walked over to her register and noticed that she was about 3' tall and standing on a box.

That was the discount fellatio line ... it was half off. :lol :(

[Geggy]

as a hard core christian, this shows that you are a bad person, cosmo, and you are going to hell after you die. if you want to avoid from that happening, i would suggest you to come clean and admit your wrongdoings. remember, jesus always forgive.

[Command Prompt]

ALLAH PROTECTS

[Evil Robot]

JESUS SAVES

[Big Papa Goat]

Jesus was a talker
Out of place New Yorker
Hung out on the boulevard
Sellin' nickel candies
Saving all his quarters
Bought himself a cheap guitar
Started playing' bars
The kids came in their cars
You'd hear them shouting at the stage

[Chorus]

Jesus saves
Jesus saves

Jesus started changin'
Things got really strange
He saw his tee shirts everywhere
Started missing shows
The band came down to blows
But Jesus He no longer cared

Things got out of hand
And so he quit the band
But still the critics they would rave

Jesus saves
Jesus saves
Her him cut through the night
On your late night radio waves

So the dice were cast
Today became the past
And Jesus He just disappeared
Headed for New York
Or so his label thought
And there he gave away the years

Last seen drinking wine
Beneath a flashing sign
Promising salvation to strays

Jesus saves
Jesus saves
Her Him cut through the night
On your late night radio waves


:rock

[Evil Robot]

Dick head. You were s'posed to say "cuthulu thinks you'd make a great sandwich" you jerk. Thanks for nothing, you ruined it.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

A young lady got my attention and said, " I can get you over here" I walked over to her register and noticed that she was about 3' tall and standing on a box.

That was the discount fellatio line ... it was half off. :lol :(

:lol

[Anonymous]

Jesus lived his life in a cheap motel,
on the edge of Route 66, yeah.
He led a dark and a twisted life,
and he came right back just to do it again.

[Jixby Phillips]

Cosmo Electrolux laughs at things Kelly Chaos says :rolleyes

[Cosmo Electrolux]

If they're funny, yes.
Boogie Rules......:)

[Spooky]

BOOGIE DOESN'T RULE THE DOOM HOUSE

[Cosmo Electrolux]

whatever :rolleyes

[Geggy]

yeah, man, like, whatever, dude. haha. :rolleyes

[Crimson Ghost]

I don't believe in midgets.

[Anonymous]

BOOGIE DOESN'T RULE THE DOOM HOUSE

Don't even go there. To the Doom house. (http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=1665)