new life

[cherry]

so i told my boss i was leaving and it was pretty fucking funny.
I didn't realise what i big wimp the guy was.
I told him i wanted to move to Brighton and he starts offering me all sorts of incentives to stay. when I told him it wasnt about them oney I could almost hear his brian saying 'does not compute'. and then i had to tell him why i was not happy with the company which i did in a fairly diplomatic manner. Then he asks 'is it me?'. To which i replied, look James I am not breaking up with you.' which i thought was funny but he did not.
but the up shot of it all is i am now on paid leave for 3 weeks, which sounds great but is actualy quite nasty of them as it means i cant start my new job till that time is up.

anyway its good to be out of that corporate life.
I am off to take a bath and refelct on my good fortune- i suggest you all do the same.

[Zomboid]

Good luck :bow :posh

[FartinMowler]

Well, good for you Cherry!!! I hope you let out a small fart for me when you have your bath and reflect on the fact that you are unemployed and have no writing skills.

Fartinmowler

[cherry]

well, I had my bath and felt good about life.
And then I thought I would check in on my old pals at mockery. And what do I find? Some newbie cretin having a pop.
You may think you are funny with your clever little Eastender's gag but I assure you it is going to take more than your insignifant presence to blight my life right now.

but you probably wont reply to this just yet as you are probably working nights as a jizz monkey in a peep show.

[FartinMowler]

So when you farted did something float to the top? Are you on crack or what? YOur old friends? You have 14 posts!!! I think you better just go get a paper and look for a job instead of playing on the computer. Where did you go to school? Sisters of the Virgin Hoop?

[FS]

Awww. You should've beaten yourself up in his office and dragged thousands of... pounds out of him.

[Les Waste]

MartinFowler doesn't know there used to be an ezboard :(

And yes that is your real name >:

[Protoclown]

:love Cherry :love

I am glad that you've made your choice and stuck with it, Gemma!

[cherry]

I hate to break it to some of you but the number of posts you make does not make you
1. wise
2. clever
3.popular
4. part of the elite
5. good in bed

sorry.

blah blah, ez board, blah blah, winky's blah blah

do you home work before accusing me of being a newbie.

[FartinMowler]

Good job sherlock!!! Oh and I did see the EZ boards boring

[Les Waste]

Fartin sucks >:

[Mockery]

Rock on Cherry. Hopefully we'll be seeing more of you online now that you are "done" with "the man" and "packing" your "bags" to move to "Brighton".

[FartinMowler]

Ya I suck!!!!

[cherry]

I wont be moving my stuff down until we get a new place sorted so i wont be on that much until the end of march.
plus of course I will no longe live alone and that geek with the funny hair that i am off to live with can be kind of distracting.
but you know me, i will post when i can.

[mburbank]

"Mockery" is "Stealing" my on-line "Schtick".

"Congatulations" Cherry, particularly on your "Bath".

[FartinMowler]

I just want to appologize for the fact that I find Cherry's post boring. They have this wonderful invention called Msn for sending personal messages.
:domosleep

[Les Waste]

YA WTF POSTS ON A MESSAGE BOARD ARE SOOOOOOOO BORING PEOPLE SHOULDN'T TALK ABOUT THEYRE PERSONAL LIVES THATS WHAT MSN MESSANGER IS FOR ;) ;)

MESSAGE BOARD DISCUSSION SHUD BE ABOUT RANDOM STUFF THAT IS FUNNY AND VIDEO GAMES GET IT RIGHT NEXT TIME N00BS LOL J/K ;)

[Carnivore]

STFU, Fartin. The I-Mockery Elite are trying to congratulate one of their own on her life-altering decision. Go sit in the corner with the other posters of absolutely no significance.

Gemma, I wish you the very best. Although we are all quite disappointed on this side of the Atlantic that we won't be able to see you as frequently as a result, it just gives us all the more incentive to get our asses over there. I-Mockery Summer Convention 2003 is moved to Brighton!

[roonTing]

I hope you didn't just destroy your entire life. :(

YAY CARNIE! A NEW DEATH!!!! It took long enough. >:

[Carnivore]

I'd rather have kept waiting for someone older to die :(

[Cybernetico]

Since when did bosses want people to stay

G'damn good for nothing nickelodeon giving me false ideas

[sadie]

did you do a little cleansing routine, cherry? you should definitely burn something. :P

[slavemason]

How about a Church? Sorry, I'm a closet arsonist. :)

[mburbank]

FARTIN MOWLER ROCKS, MAN! That post was as insightful as his user name is hillarious! WAY TO BE MAN!!! WAY... TO... BE!!! OH! OH! I THINK I'M GETTING A CHUBBY! I AM! I AM GETTING A CHUBBY! FROM FARTIN MOWLER!! WHOOOOOOOOOO!! WHOOOOOOOO!!!


YAY FARTIN MOWLER! BEST I-MOCKER EVER! WHAT A NUMB TIT!

[Les Waste]

Max rules >:

[FartinMowler]

Elite? Can you elaborate on the significance of you status?

[mburbank]

Websters Collegiatte defines "Elite" as ONE BIG NOTCH BELLOW FARTIN MOWLER!! FARTIN MOWLER RULES!!! OH YEAH! OH YEAH! HEY, FARTIN! ITS YOUR BIRTHDAY! GO FARTIN! GO FARTIN!



Seriously now, with a user name as intensley droll as "Fartin Mowler" you pretty much know right off the bat he's going to be good. PROBING QUESTION, FARTIN! YOU ARE ONE BIG NUMB TIT FOR SURE!

[FartinMowler]

Mburbank I find you nurturing and I am just a sycophant. I bow to your supreme intellect.

[cherry]

oh look its back. goodie. lets see what it will say next. i bet you some scouring pads it is bllody hilarious. come on mowler, dont let me down.

[mburbank]

Cherry, Please! How could someone who came up with the rib tickling user name Fartin Mowler dissapoint in any way?

[FartinMowler]

Thats the point asswipe. Some dink in highschool used to call me this and I thought it was appropriate that I use this name. Could have come up with something clever like Les WAste or Jamesman. Wow Cherry is fucking brilliant name!!! Shut the fuck up. My next post will be " I had a shower" then " I ate a bowl of cereal" then " I walked the fucking dog"

[slavemason]

Some one could slip him some BEANO.

[James]

How the fuck did I get involved here? Stupid Martin. And for the record, my name is very boring and original, seeing as I've stated my distaste for "wacky" and "zany" user names. So your insult is as weak as your little girl legs.

Martin, your problem is you think this place is supposed to be "on" all the time. If it's not a joke, it's not supposed to be here. You fail to realize that not everyone is a friendless dipshit like you, and some of us have strong ties to others on here. Therefore, certain information, such as Cherry's new career, is very interesting to a number of people on here. To try to contact each indivisual person on an instant messenger would be just as stupid as, well, some retarded newbie named FartinMowler trying to pick fights with random people because he has no fucking clue what's going on.

Like I said before, you already failed your initiation for these boards. You shouldn't even be allowed to post right now.

[James]

Oh, and good luck, cherry.

[mburbank]

Geeze. Fartin. I'm really sorry, man. I totally missjudged you. Here I thought 'Fartin Mowler' was your idea of a joke and I was razzing you and everything, and it turns out some guys who picked on you called you that, and now it's like, you Nom de Guere, which is jaunty and turns the tables on your oppressors. Sort of like the way the Founding Fathers took Yankee Doodle as a nicname, or Ben Affleck took on Daredevil. I guess I had you pegged all wrong.

See, I thought the Fartin Mowler joke was what made you a numb tit, and all along it was the way you jumped in to something you know nothing about, bit off more than you could chew and made yourself look like a complete idiot before your stupid ass body had even followed your foot through the door.

My bad.

[FartinMowler]

Msn is where I talk to my friends. Its a public forum and if you can't handle a noobie like me poking fun then I will leave. Team Elite

[slavemason]

I think you really hurt him that time Max.
It's been so long I forgot, Cherry aren't you waiting around to open a book store or something?
Whatever you did, three weeks off sounds like a good time for a bender.