Second Fiddle

[Command Prompt]

Some girl wants to take me as her date to a social tommorow but only if the guy she is already going with ditches her, wich I hear he might.

Any suggestions on how to ensure this, as well as making him look like a complete ass?

Here is my plan so far: Wait until I see said girl and guy talking to each other and walk up to them:

Girl - Blah Blah Blah!
Guy - Blah Blah Blah!
Me - So, (to guy)... have you told her yet?
Guy - Huh?
Girl - Tell me what?
Me - Guy here is a registered sex offender and is required by law to inform girls he talks to of this.
Guy - Shit!
Girl - What the hell? You creep! (slaps Guy)

[camacazio]

I see no possible way this plan could ever fail.

Seriously, though, try to find a way to get him to ditch her, like birbery or violence or something, and then circulate the rumor that he was too busy doing heroin.

Edit: bribery

[Command Prompt]

bribery you say? does that work well for you when it comes to matters of the heart?

[camacazio]

Of the HEART? Never mind then.