dwarf tossing now banned.

[Rez]

the GOOD PEOPLE IN ONTARIO have their priorities straight...

http://www.ontla.on.ca/documents/Bills/37_Parliament/Session4/b097_e.htm

Bill 97 2003
An Act to ban
dwarf tossing

Her Majesty, by and with the advice and consent of the Legislative Assembly of the Province of Ontario, enacts as follows:

Dwarf tossing banned

1. (1) No person shall organize a dwarf tossing event or engage in dwarf tossing.

Offence

(2) A person who contravenes subsection (1) is guilty of an offence and on conviction is liable to a fine of not more than $5,000 or to imprisonment for a term of not more than six months, or to both.

Commencement

2. This Act comes into force on the day it receives Royal Assent.

Short title

3. The short title of this Act is the Dwarf Tossing Ban Act, 2003.

EXPLANATORY NOTE

The Bill bans dwarf tossing in Ontario and makes it an offence to engage in dwarf tossing.

[kahljorn]

Is that like throwing midgits or something?

[mburbank]

See, I thought Dwarf tossing was something completely different.


And a lot more private.

[soundtest]

I showed this to my roommate who is the news guy at a radio station here and he said that apparently some dwarves are pretty pissed because being 'tossed' was how they earned their livelihood.

I miss Ontario. Well Toronto anyway.

[mburbank]

See, I understand about paying the dwarf.

[Zebra 3]

>: - That's what we need is the government telling what consenting adults should, or shouldn't do.

>: - Now I have to go to on the Quebec side to get in a couple of rounds of good ol' fashion dwarf tossing for fuck sakes!

[pjalne]

The politically correct term is "little person tossing" >:

[mburbank]

I'm pretty sure "Little Person Tossing" is the reason I have a court order forbidding me to be a scoutmaster.