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Maverick Zero Unit
Nov 21st, 2003, 10:52 PM
Ok, I have a friend thats a girl, I always fool around with her (sexual or not) and I've asked her out once but she said no, but today we were hanging out and well, we weren't 'cuddling', but I felt her making her self comfortable on me and she was touching my leg which she knows drives me crazy, plus were always getting close to each other and now she seems to like me a bit. So the thing is should I:
A. Ask her out again, because now she seems to like me.
B. Not do anything, wait it out
Or C. I don't know anymore...
Can anyone give me some advice?
Schimid
Nov 22nd, 2003, 12:08 AM
Have sex.
camacazio
Nov 22nd, 2003, 12:18 AM
I've seen this before. She won't have sex with you, no matter how much you might think she wants to.
Schimid
Nov 22nd, 2003, 12:23 AM
So rape her.
camacazio
Nov 22nd, 2003, 12:24 AM
Isn't that what I said?
AChimp
Nov 22nd, 2003, 12:58 AM
Rape her, then KILL HER. >:
camacazio
Nov 22nd, 2003, 01:03 AM
KILL her? That's going overboard. Lock her in your closet.
Brandon
Nov 22nd, 2003, 01:47 AM
And then hold her for ransom.
James
Nov 22nd, 2003, 02:26 AM
Wait, so you fool around with your friend in a sexual sense, but she doesn't like you?

Ask yourself this: Is this the kind of girl you'd want to date. Because whatever she'll do to you without even liking you, she'll do with anyone else, even if you were dating her.

She's a slut, and you should label her as such by burning the word into her back.
Anonymous
Nov 22nd, 2003, 06:58 AM
Damn. He's right.
AChimp
Nov 22nd, 2003, 10:43 AM
Hmm... I am surprised as well. Jamesman's misogyny seems to have come through on this one. :)
Maverick Zero Unit
Nov 22nd, 2003, 11:21 AM
Why did I even bother coming here.... :melt
Cap'n Crunch
Nov 22nd, 2003, 12:18 PM
KILL HER, then rape her. >:
Jixby Phillips
Nov 22nd, 2003, 01:15 PM
I'm sorry, but those KILL HER RAPE HER jokes are making me crack up at work!! Everybody's looking at me all funny in my cubicle :lol
FartinMowler
Nov 22nd, 2003, 03:05 PM
Hmm... I am surprised as well. Jamesman's misogyny seems to have come through on this one.

I wonder if Monkey and James slap there "ham" slow then fast then slow then fast and finish with "did you get it?" while talking on the phone?
James
Nov 22nd, 2003, 04:29 PM
Why did I even bother coming here.... :melt

You come here looking for advice, and then you complain about the advice you get? Who DOES that?

I'm just saying, you need to put things into perspective. You may be attracted to her, and it may very well just be a sexual attraction. You're better off finding someone who is a little more "reserved," for lack of a better word.

If she's so sexually free, there's really no trust in that she's be faithful to you. So you'd either find out she cheated on you, and be angry and upset, or you'd be contantly suspicious of her and untrusting, which we both know is no good either.
wreckreation
Nov 22nd, 2003, 07:25 PM
:lol
Anonymous
Nov 22nd, 2003, 08:17 PM
Absolutely hilarious, James.:)
Skulhedface
Nov 22nd, 2003, 10:38 PM
Maybe you should just tell her to touch your leg again.

But wear a rubber, dude.
Geggy
Nov 23rd, 2003, 01:18 AM
ask her why she won't go out with you. if she won't answer, then rape her.
oktung
Nov 23rd, 2003, 01:08 PM
This girl sounds like a tease. :die
Professor Cool
Nov 23rd, 2003, 01:16 PM
I'm sorry Maverick, but robots don't have sex either/
Cap'n Crunch
Nov 23rd, 2003, 02:29 PM
IF SHE DOESN'T LIKE YOU, I SUGGEST EATING AIDS AND GOING TO KENYA WHERE ALL THE HONEYS ARE.
da blob
Nov 23rd, 2003, 04:16 PM
I believe she's just waiting for you to engage in some kind of simulation of various reproductive acts.
(In french - go ahead and fuck her)
Mr. Vagiclean
Nov 23rd, 2003, 04:21 PM
I see you live in New York.... that would suggest the teasing


I say get a .44, shave your head fuckin mohawk, go rescue a 12 year old prostitute, then tell her to touch your legs.

Then fuck her

:rock
Professor Cool
Nov 23rd, 2003, 04:57 PM
I believe she's just waiting for you to engage in some kind of simulation of various reproductive acts.
(In french - go ahead and fuck her)

Da Blob VERSUS Blue Suede Goo!
Maverick Zero Unit
Nov 23rd, 2003, 07:48 PM
Ok stop posting, I asked her out and she said yes. Alright bye.
James
Nov 23rd, 2003, 09:06 PM
She also said yes to the pizza man, her English teacher, and her uncle.

And me.
Cap'n Crunch
Nov 23rd, 2003, 09:30 PM
EAT THE AIDS. IT'S STILL OPEN. I KNOW A CRACKWHORE DOWNTOWN WITH IT ALL READY TO BE SHOT UP IN YOUR ARM IN A SYRINGE.
Skulhedface
Nov 24th, 2003, 07:24 PM
Dude if you're in New York it might explain why she never put out.

Because she's getting mugged by a black guy or something...

Yea. Ha ha ha. No, seriously. Not too many women suddenly feel like cramming fleshy birth vehicles into their poopers after an unscupulous black man already had it there 10 minutes prior.

Or maybe I'm just bored. I don't know. Slip her a roofie or something.
kellychaos
Nov 26th, 2003, 03:48 PM
The only dilemma I see here is in deciding which letter of the scarlet alphabet to use. :/