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Spectre X
Nov 22nd, 2003, 02:08 PM
We broke one our inside doors' huge plate glass window. My parents are away for the weekend. Now just call them and tell them that everything is under controll, and propose to them to take part of the repair money from my allowance (25 bucks a month)
AChimp
Nov 22nd, 2003, 02:14 PM
Tell them some big kids did it. :(
Spectre X
Nov 22nd, 2003, 02:21 PM
no, I'm a pussy. It's gonna be hell on my consciounce.

I'm just gonna say that they should enjoy their weekend, that everything is under controll and that they can use part of my allowance to pay for it.
AChimp
Nov 22nd, 2003, 02:33 PM
Wimp.

When I lost my mitts, I told my mom that big kids stole them so I didn't get in trouble. >:
Spectre X
Nov 22nd, 2003, 05:14 PM
Just talked to my parents about it. Told them everything was under controll, which it is, and offered to pay for the damages. They weren't angry, just a bit surprised etc.

And that's the end of that chapter :)
Rez
Nov 22nd, 2003, 05:18 PM
now who wants strawberry ice cream?
Black Flag
Nov 22nd, 2003, 05:22 PM
you are not a real person
Spectre X
Nov 22nd, 2003, 05:22 PM
Thread hijacks ++

I do! :)
Rez
Nov 22nd, 2003, 05:26 PM
here you go. :)
Spectre X
Nov 22nd, 2003, 05:31 PM
hmmmm, ice-cream. :)
Anonymous
Nov 22nd, 2003, 06:04 PM
what the fuck is this "allowance" shit
I need to have some kids just so I can bring them up oldschool
Spectre X
Nov 22nd, 2003, 06:07 PM
the money I get? :(

Did I spell it wrong?
camacazio
Nov 22nd, 2003, 06:10 PM
what the fuck is this "allowance" shit
I need to have some kids just so I can bring them up oldschool

And beat them?
Anonymous
Nov 22nd, 2003, 06:12 PM
yes of course
Spectre X
Nov 22nd, 2003, 06:17 PM
I want kids, if only for the sole reason that I want to bring them up making them believe that Sinterklaas (the Dutch equivalent of Santa Clause) is real, and when they're about four, tell them that he isn't real in a very blunt manner. Then I'd tell them to say this to all their friends and the kids in their class. Then laugh in the other parents' faces as they complain to me.
Black Flag
Nov 22nd, 2003, 06:50 PM
you are NOT a real person
Spectre X
Nov 22nd, 2003, 06:54 PM
Why? :(
noob3
Nov 22nd, 2003, 07:51 PM
because your humour is so dry that the only logical explanation is that you have to be somone pretending to be so unfunny
Anonymous
Nov 22nd, 2003, 08:12 PM
hahahaha :D
george
Nov 22nd, 2003, 08:23 PM
beating kids is for sissies.

humiliation is much better. my daughter is in the firm belief (and she well should) that if she ever betrays my trust i will come to her school at lunch wih white slacks on.

and then shit my pants.

i am not going to have grand kids at 36. no way, no how.

OBEY!!.
Cap'n Crunch
Nov 22nd, 2003, 09:20 PM
MOM ALWAYS SAID, NO PLAYING BALL IN THE HOUSE!
Carnivore
Nov 23rd, 2003, 12:02 AM
I like George's take on parenting. Obedience through fear of immeasurable humiliation. Of course, if he was my father, I'd have run away as soon as I could run :/
payne
Nov 23rd, 2003, 01:36 AM
what a loser dont tell ur parents just say that kids were playing ball broke ur window and u threw the ball at them thats it that is all u have to do instaed u have to pay 25 bucks a month hahahahahahahhaahhahahahahahhahahhaahhaha
Schimid
Nov 23rd, 2003, 01:37 AM
Go away, Payne. We have Marilyn now.

I still miss BAPE. :(
Evil Robot
Nov 23rd, 2003, 02:38 AM
sphincter X = Bob Saget
Jixby Phillips
Nov 23rd, 2003, 03:37 AM
WHEN I HAVE KIDS, I"M GONT TO TELL THEM THAT THEY'RE SNAKES :lol
JesusFishSticks
Nov 23rd, 2003, 11:20 PM
If you're parents are away for the weekend, what the hell were you ont he internet for? Shouldn't you be having sex? Or at least letting kids cooler than you have sex at the crazy party at your house? waste