I can't get my chicken to carmalize properly

[Supafly345]

And I used a spatula and everything. What am I doing wrong?

[camacazio]

Hmmm.... have you tried turning on the stove?

[MEATMAN]

"Doesn't look done to me."
"It's done, it's damn done. (hand reaches out of pot and grabs spoon) Hey! You give that back or I'll kill you!"
(small, furry critter) "Here ya go, chief. Listen, next time you might want to turn the oven on, uh, just a thought."

[Bennett]

GREAT STORY.

[MEATMAN]

I got a million of them. (well, actually 974,813)

[Bennett]

fascinating

[MEATMAN]

I'd tell more, but my bird is picking the lock on my safe of illegal weapons. http://www.manor.org/~butcher/images/hk_40mm_grenade_MG.jpg