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CaptainBubba
Nov 26th, 2003, 01:16 AM
All 9 of them. And I like hanging out with and talking to them all.

And I'm only attracted to one of them.

EXPLAIN THAT LADDER THEORISTS. EXPLAIN THAT. >:
Big Papa Goat
Nov 26th, 2003, 01:17 AM
UR A FAG LOL
CaptainBubba
Nov 26th, 2003, 01:19 AM
0_o
James
Nov 26th, 2003, 01:19 AM
Either you're so shallow, than you can't look past how ugly the other 8 are, or you're so attracted to the one, that no other girl matters.

Or they have secret penises.
CaptainBubba
Nov 26th, 2003, 01:21 AM
or you're so attracted to the one, that no other girl matters.

:(

Why do I give the other ones the time of day though? Huh? Huh?

(I KNOW WHY. LOL. I JUST LIKE ASKING)

Or they have secret penises.

WE ARE TRUE FRIENDS. WE DO NOT KEEP SECERETS. WHEN I HAVE A BONER I SAY"EXCUSE ME" AND I MOVE IT OUT OF HARM'S WAY. :D
Perndog
Nov 26th, 2003, 01:52 AM
Only ugly people think that you're shallow if you're not into ugly women.
soundtest
Nov 26th, 2003, 02:16 AM
HEY I KNOW YOU DIDN'T YOU USED TO SPEAK NORMAL BEFORE
Supafly345
Nov 26th, 2003, 02:21 AM
I am shallow. :|
Dole
Nov 26th, 2003, 04:26 AM
blokes are rubbish
O71394658
Nov 26th, 2003, 08:30 AM
Well, it's simple. They aren't high enough on your ladder in the sense that you would want to sleep with them.
jin
Nov 26th, 2003, 08:53 AM
I think i was drunk with one of the girls in your avatar, numbers guy.
kellychaos
Nov 26th, 2003, 03:44 PM
The prettier a girl is, the more ugly girls are required to prop her up and tell her how pretty she is ... a mathematical principle is at work here.
HickMan
Nov 26th, 2003, 03:59 PM
GANGBANG!
Esuohlim
Nov 26th, 2003, 07:07 PM
My best friend is a girl, and even though I'm not really that attracted to her I want to get married because we would be the perfect couple. :picklehat

'Cause when your best friend is a girl, you can say stuff like "What's it like having a large, ugly stab wound between your legs that bleeds for 45 years and never heals?" :picklehat