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Mockery
Nov 26th, 2003, 05:47 PM
Gobblestone.

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Drev
Nov 26th, 2003, 05:47 PM
:lol
Professor Cool
Nov 26th, 2003, 05:55 PM
:lol :lol :lol

Why does a pilgrim's pants always fall down?

Because they wear their belt buckle on their hat!!!

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Spooky
Nov 26th, 2003, 07:28 PM
Thanksgiving day was approaching and the family had received a Thanksgiving card with a painting of a pilgrim family on their way to church. Grandma showed the card to her small grandchildren, observing: "The Pilgrim children liked to go to church with their mothers and fathers."

"Oh yeah?" her young grandson replied, "so why is their dad carrying that rifle?" :rolleyes
noob3
Nov 26th, 2003, 07:34 PM
mashed potatoes?

EXPLODED
Cap'n Crunch
Nov 26th, 2003, 07:43 PM
WHY DIDN'T ANYONE EAT THE TURKEY?




BECAUSE UNCLE JACK ATE IT AND HE DIED OF FOOD POISONING! :lol
noob3
Nov 26th, 2003, 07:50 PM
that's just a shittier version of my joke you ass
pissed off salesman
Nov 26th, 2003, 08:02 PM
HAHAHAHAH! I PUT MY SCROTUM IN THAT PUDDING AN HOUR AGO!!!! :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol
Schimid
Nov 26th, 2003, 08:12 PM
theres a bomb in the lasagna
Spooky
Nov 26th, 2003, 08:23 PM
stop ruining the thread >:
Schimid
Nov 26th, 2003, 08:24 PM
THERE'S A BOMB IN THE LASAGNA :ear wiggle

>:
JesusFishSticks
Nov 27th, 2003, 12:32 PM
OMG! now my date will think that my family is dumb, I hate you Doug :ShakespeareQuote
Snatchtastic
Nov 27th, 2003, 01:50 PM
Whats black and blue and stuck at the top of the stairs?



Superman in a wheelchair.


Why was he black?


The bomb exploded.
dj bastard
Nov 27th, 2003, 04:51 PM
its feet !!
Jixby Phillips
Nov 28th, 2003, 02:46 AM
HOW DID THE PILGRIM LOSE HIS JOB
Schimid
Nov 28th, 2003, 02:49 AM
:confused
Jixby Phillips
Nov 28th, 2003, 02:57 AM
I DSON"T KNOW