Pics of my girl, nude.

[Stoppa]

You fucks are stupid, you know that? Like I'm really gonna' show you pics of her. But I'll tell you this, she doesn't have a serious case of "tank ass" like every woman any of you have ever drugged into letting you touch.


She's 5'8, 110 pounds, blonde hair, green eyes, long luscious legs, tan, no tan lines, hair to her her shoulder blades, and oh yeah, she deep throats.


Her name is Miranda. And yes, she's way too hot to ever speak to you.

Her mom's a hottie too. Sometimes 'randa has me fuck her mom, just so she doesn't feel left out and old.

Oh, before I forget, fuck all ya'll.

[Supafly345]

It probably sucks not being able to maintain an erection in that situation.




Oh yeah, ahem, my girlfriend is from south america so nomatter how tan and damaged your "woman's" skin gets, she will never have a better one. And she has much larger breasts than yours and is thin as a beanpole. Therefore I win this absurd little contest of super existing girlfriends.

[Esuohlim]

ARE YOU DONE, MR. MCMUSCLES? :lol

[Cap'n Crunch]

MY GIRLFIEND IS A 16 FOOT ROBOT FROM PLANET ZYGOAT 2000 AND MY PARENTS SAY I CAN'T HAVE RELATIONS WITH A ROBOT FROM A DIFFERENT COMPANY. SHE HAS LONG TITANIUM LEGS, AND SOMETIMES SHE LETS ME BLAST HER MOM WITH MY GAMMA RAY WHILE SHE WATCHES! HER NAME IS KFJFDJFKJFJKROBOT500000000000000000.

[Schimid]

my girlfriend used to post on the boards :I

[ScruU2wice]

LOVELINE FORUM >:

[Supafly345]

Oh yeah, ahem, my girlfriend is from south america so nomatter how tan and damaged your "woman's" skin gets, she will never have a better one. And she has much larger breasts than yours and is thin as a beanpole. Therefore I win this absurd little contest of super existing girlfriends.I lied.

[Tubesock]

Stoppa, admit it. You're not really a superhunk playboy with a drop-dead gorgeous girlfriend. You probably just decided to mimic one you saw in a poster while you were riding the bus to your Dugeons and Dragons meetings. In reality, no girlfriend (no matter how tanned she is nor how well she deep-throats) will let any boyfriend fuck their mother or post about the experience it in a shitty web-forum. Thus, you're either a 12 year old liar or a 12 year old fuckwit.

I'd make more fun of you, but it's wrong to make fun of retards.

[MisSFiT]

.....Thus, you're either a 12 year old liar or a 12 year old fuckwit.


I would have to say both.

[JesusFishSticks]

Stoppa, admit it. You're not really a superhunk playboy with a drop-dead gorgeous girlfriend.

shiiit, don't hate just cause you can't get any. Stoppa or whatever... is living the american dream.

[Esuohlim]

I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU GUYS BUT I THINK STOPPA IS TELLING THE TRUTH :picklehat

[JesusFishSticks]

I don't know about you guys, but I think milhouse is being sincere :(

[MisSFiT]

I don't think he is telling the truth at all. If he was, why would he come on here and type an essay about himself and his girlfriend? He should be driving his Porche 911, fucking his hot girlfriend, and working out at the gym.

[Cap'n Crunch]

TRUE, TRUE :posh

[choptop]

that commie quit posting in this thread because I threatened to tell everyone about his "gay chainsaw assrape fetish"

[Derangon]

Gasp... really- we're not allowed to perve at your sister then?

Darn.

[Ghost of Fraiser]

All my friend's girlfirends are hot but I am NOT :(

[MisSFiT]

And your point is.........

[Esuohlim]

God you suck, MisSFiT.

[MisSFiT]

You can say shit like that to everybody and their fucking mother but when I do it's "God you suck."

Why is that?

I was asking what the point of that post was because It didn't make sense.

Now what are you going to say? "You suck more now"
HAHAHAHAHAHA.
I can't stop fucking laughing you are hilarious!

[Derangon]

*gasp* I just saw another part of the post that I ignored before.

Fuck me? Why- are you so desperate for a decent root that you are turning to complete strangers for your perverted fantasies? Geez, your sister can't be that hot then.

[Emu]

you people are geniuses

[Stoppa]

I don't think he is telling the truth at all. If he was, why would he come on here and type an essay about himself and his girlfriend? He should be driving his Porche 911, fucking his hot girlfriend, and working out at the gym.


Fuck you bitch. That shit happened. That shit is common in my life. You pay me enough, I'll even let YOU suck it. Well...maybe not. But I'll let you lick it a lil'.

[ScruU2wice]

are you a robot, stoppa :confused

[MisSFiT]

Fuck you bitch. That shit happened. That shit is common in my life. You pay me enough, I'll even let YOU suck it. Well...maybe not. But I'll let you lick it a lil'.

I don't need to pay ANYONE any amount of money for sexual favors.
I work out six day a week. >:

[Tubesock]

Fuck you bitch.
:rolleyes

That shit happened.
And Milli Vanilla said they could really sing.

That shit is common in my life.
Yes, I'm sure posting crap on forums is a very common part of your life.

You pay me enough, I'll even let YOU suck it.
How about if I pay you enough, you let me kick it? Oh, I forgot. You're a superstud whose testicles are magically impervious to any attacks. And look! There's a leprechaun humping the Toothfairy.

Well...maybe not. But I'll let you lick it a lil'.
Who do you think I am? Only Michael Jackson does that shit to 12 year olds.

I don't need to tell you how retarded you are, nor does anyone else. That's why I'm going to spend my time redirecting everyone's attention to this cool website about monkeys:

http://www.ape-o-naut.org/

Monkey have heaps of sex and they throw shit at people. That makes them a million times cooler than anything Stoppa posts.

[Stoppa]

Fuck you bitch. That shit happened. That shit is common in my life. You pay me enough, I'll even let YOU suck it. Well...maybe not. But I'll let you lick it a lil'.

I don't need to pay ANYONE any amount of money for sexual favors.
I work out six day a week. >:



The bitch wants me!! And you didn't have to bring up all that "I work out obsessively 'cause I'm a fat whore who's trying to lose a ton or 2" shit. All you had to was say, "Stoppa, would you cram that big ol' sausage inside me for 6 days solid? I know you got da' stamina!" I'd have gotten the pic.

[MisSFiT]

Monkey, monkey
I love you.
Monkey, monkey
You are true.
I'll love the monkey all day long.
That is why I wrote this song.



I LOVE MONKEYS
EDIT: That sucked-sorry :(

[MisSFiT]

"I work out obsessively 'cause I'm a fat whore who's trying to lose a ton or 2"

:lol :lol :lol

[Esuohlim]

REALLY WORTHY OF 3 LOL EMOTICONS

[MisSFiT]

No, actually it wasn't worth any.
I was just trying to make him feel better because he's retarded.

[mischief]

my boyfriend is like SOOOO jealous of stoopa

isn't my b/f sexy?!
http://www.iamlost.com/features/pdoll/inflate.gif :love


http://www.iamlost.com/features/pdoll/love_you_father.jpg

he's got a good <3, look at him giving little chloe her first breast exam :love

i'll never leave you baby we're 4eva

[MisSFiT]

That is the largest penis I've ever seen.
I'm impressed.
Can I borrow him.

[CaptainBubba]

HEY GUYS. WHO HERE WANTS SECKS? :picklehat

I'M BUYIN. :picklehat

[MisSFiT]

Secks sounds fun.

Can I play too!

[Esuohlim]

REALLY WORTHY OF A MISSFIT POST >:

[MisSFiT]

I guess it was cause you posted too. >:

[Stoppa]

Well..this place is really jumping.

You people NEED me and my 16 inch hoagie of love.

I won't stick it in your fat ass, MissFit, but I'll squirt a lil' mustard on your face, for your enjoyment.

Hey, I'm a thoughtful guy.

[Maverick Zero Unit]

...You people NEED me and my 16 inch hoagie of love...
...but I'll squirt a lil' mustard on your face, for your enjoyment...


Sounds like you wanna share a 7-11 big bite with him. But either way it sounds disgusting, and messy.

[MisSFiT]

Sorry Stoppa but I'm not fat, and I don't like mustard, and I don't like you.
We all know you are covering up for your tiny penis, your fat girlfriend and your acne covered face.
Oh and your parents whom I can guess are raging alcoholics because they are ashamed that they regretfully produced someone like you!!!

:) HAVE A GOOD DAY :)

[Schimid]

Oh my god, shut up.

[Rongi]

you shut up

[Schimid]

thats it rongi

or should i say "ron-gay" :lol :lol :lol

[Rongi]

no you shut up

[MisSFiT]

Rongi-I love your avatar.
That's Zorak right?

Schmid-Why do have to be so gad damn mean >:

[camacazio]

NO IT IS A GRASSHOPPER ON ACID DUH >:

[Rongi]

shut up

[MisSFiT]

No, it's a praying mantis DUH >:

[Rongi]

no you shut up

[Rongi]

shut the fuck up

[Schimid]

hey rongay why you gotta be somean huh??

ur lucky i dont know who you are or else id beat you up with a psork (:lol spork)

[Rongi]

shut up

[Schimid]

>:

[MisSFiT]

You talking to me?
You talking to ME?

Sporks are the greatest invention god ever made.

[HickMan]

Sporks are completly useless >:

[MisSFiT]

Kinda like me. :(


There I said it before anyone else did.
HA-
I showed you bastards.

[Stoppa]

I have a use for you.

Bend over, stick your chin out, close your eyes, and get a big goofy fuckin' grin on your face, bitch.

You get to be my cum-sponge of the day.

[MisSFiT]

First
I want to see a picture of your "OH SO HOT BODY"
And then I'll make my decision.
Because if you are as hot as you say you are you should have at least 100 pictures of yourself.
And I'm not talking one of those cut and paste deals that you can find off of a bisexual porn site.

[Drew Katsikas]

Hey, Misfit, shut the fuck up. Why do you insist on answering this guy. Your posts suck worse than his do.

[mischief]

this from the guy that rips off maddox for av's
:rolleyes

[MisSFiT]

Hey Drew, you shut the fuck up.
I'll answer this guy if I damn well please.

He's not callig you a fucking bitch and a whore, so I have the right to defend myself.

BTW your posts are so fucking genius...could you teach me how to be as cool as you.
PLEASE. :rolleyes

[executioneer]

LOVELINE FORUM :lol

-willie

[Tubesock]

FUCK YOU ALL FOR LETTING THIS THREAD GET THIS FAR!

YOU'RE ALL PRICKS, ESPECIALLY STOPPA -- YOU'RE RETARDED AND A CUM GUZZLING GUTTER SLUT! I HATE YOU! GO AWAY AND DIE, FAG!

[Drew Katsikas]

Hey Drew, you shut the fuck up.
I'll answer this guy if I damn well please.

He's not callig you a fucking bitch and a whore, so I have the right to defend myself.

BTW your posts are so fucking genius...could you teach me how to be as cool as you.
PLEASE. :rolleyes

I just don't understand why you have to defend yourself from the ramblings of a ten year old.

[MisSFiT]

I don't know why either. :(

[Big Papa Goat]

I suppose it hasn't occured to you that it is because your a fucking moron?

[MisSFiT]

No that hasn't occured to me.
But it sure explains alot. :)

[rainbowbrite]

I don't think he is telling the truth at all. If he was, why would he come on here and type an essay about himself and his girlfriend? He should be driving his Porche 911, fucking his hot girlfriend, and working out at the gym.

i drive a porsche...not a 911 though...its a 924turbo(but its old and about to die)...i also work out...but i dont have a playboy girlfriend :(
its spelled porsche...not porche!!!

[Sajuuk]

is it me or does Rog completly ignore this forum?

[executioneer]

I'd ignore it too if I were him :lol

I practically DO in fact :eek

the only forum I read less is philosophy :lol

-willie

[MEATMAN]

Any chance of shit-for-brains ever showing his ugly mug around here again anytime soon? I think he misses the abuse.

[ArrowX]

Stoppa, admit it. You're not really a superhunk playboy with a drop-dead gorgeous girlfriend.

shiiit, don't hate just cause you can't get any. Stoppa or whatever... is living the american dream.

Would someone please clarify to me this so called "American Dream" cus to me it usially involves a right hand and a PlayBoy mag ooh yeah an pork rhynes

[jin]

You are all boring. >:

[Zetnar]

Is this forum modded anymore or completly ignored?

[executioneer]

what do YOU think >:

-willie

[MEATMAN]

I think Stoppa's dead. He was last seen on his own website a week ago. I feel as though I should be worried.







But for some reason, I don't. In fact.............................












I FEEL FUCKING GREAT!!!

[Sajuuk]

what do YOU think >:

-willie

After seeing the large number of retarded treads, my answer is yes.

[BAPE]

if you actually read the rules and guidelines for this board you would know that nobody is allowed to post pornography so that means no nude pictures of your sister ha ha burn right guys no newbie is gonna mess with one of us mockers on our turf take that and thanks for coming out




i know he said girlfriend but what im getting at is that he is too much of a newbie even at sex to ever have a girlfriend so he takes nude pictures of his sister and posts them online and tells people thats his girlfriend

[Big McLargehuge]

BAPE sucks. You can stop now >:

[executioneer]

no he doesn't :(

-willie

[Big McLargehuge]

YEAH HE DOES >:



and i should know :(

[AChimp]

BAPE IS A FUNNY GUY :lol

RIGHT PEOPLE?

[Big McLargehuge]

I am just mad cause i will never be an i-mockery vet :(

[HickMan]

wtf is going on peepz! :lol

[Bulletproof_Kennedy]

wtf is going on peepz!

http://www.geocities.com/tetramaster12000/stfu.txt

:rolleyes

[The Retro Kat]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOOO!!!!!!! LIEK, KEN BABE, DID YOU LIEK MAKE THAT URSELF, DATS RILLLY RILLLY ORIGINAL AND FUNNY AND WITTY, LOLOLOLOLOL!!11!!!

[Big Papa Goat]

k, it was obnveious that he wats juokering retero atk :*(

[The Retro Kat]

You've really got to stop sucking...shape up, boyo! >:

[Doomsday]

*bump*

[Esuohlim]

THIS THREAD REMINDS ME OF MISSFIT AND HOW GLAD I AM SHE DOESN'T POST ANYMORE.

SHE'S TOO FAT TO FIT ON THE INTERNET IT SEEMS.

[payne]

it all makes sense stoppa is a 10 yr old bull shit artist hell he sounds like an old porno movie he acddentally watched when he waz trying to watch pokemon or somthin

[Mr. Vagiclean]

AHAHA SHUT UP :lol

[The Retro Kat]

THANKS FOR YOUR IMPUT, MISTAR.

[payne]

yes i am the mastar

[The Retro Kat]

SHUT THE FUCK UP PENIS BREATH :rolleyes

[mubert]

HEY MILHOUSE DID YOU HATE MISSFIT MORE THAN ARROWX WITTY AND ME?! once you think about that, just remember the good old days when people sucked, but not as bad. :/

[Anonymous]

Milhouse is dead. :lol

[mubert]

Hm...I guess I'm gonna sit here for a while and wait for him to come and make a witty response. Someone put on some music. DAAA NAAA DANDNANAANANA DA NA... :/

[ThisIsWitty]

HEY MILHOUSE DID YOU HATE MISSFIT MORE THAN ARROWX WITTY AND ME?!

He doesn't hate me, you fucking dullard. We're lovers and I have every right to let everyone know that sad but true fact.

In fact, I hate you >:

[Anonymous]

Hm...I guess I'm gonna sit here for a while and wait for him to come and make a witty response. Someone put on some music. DAAA NAAA DANDNANAANANA DA NA... :/

You're gonna be waiting a LONG time then, even more now that he's dead. :lol

We're lovers and I have every right to let everyone know that sad but true fact.

Good God man, you're fucking a corpse! That's sick! :lol

[ThisIsWitty]

Good God man, you're fucking a corpse! That's sick!

But the love is still there. :)

[payne]

dont call me penis breath u loser!!! aha!! top that

[The Retro Kat]

UR A CUM GUZZLING BEER SLUT

FAGET