is it wrong

[Big McLargehuge]

to want to die? i dont want to kill myself, but when i lie in bed at night, i think how great it would be if i got hit by a car the next day.

[Rez]

pfah. i do that every once in awhile. no big thing. you wonder if a car hit you and that would be it.

oh well.

but theres no wish for it, it's just events to think of....

[Big McLargehuge]

yeah i it used to be that i just thought about what it would be like, now i find myself actually hoping for it. only for moments usually, i'll drive past a car wreck and the first thing that will come to mind is, "i wish that was me" seconds later i will realise that i love being alive, but these thoughts still haunt me.

[Sethomas]

I'm definitely the wrong person to ask about this. :(

[Comrade Rocket]

Look, we all are pissed about the Haunted Mansion, but suicide isnt the answer.

[Rez]

i think this entire board is the wrong place, really. only jeanette will give a shit and the rest will derail this topic worse than.... i dunno.

[Big McLargehuge]

let's all kill ourselves :)

To Jeanette: STAY THE FUCK OUT OF MY THREAD, YOU ARE THE LAST PERSON I WOULD TAKE ADVICE FROM. GO BACK TO MAKING ANIMAL THREADS, AT LEAST THOSE WERE SOMETHING I COULD STAND.

[Ninjavenom]

When did it become cool to hate her?

[Rongi]

I hated her before it was cool

[Big McLargehuge]

i dont hate her, she just sucks at identifying with people

[Big McLargehuge]

and she give bad advice, and she reminds me of my mom :(

so maybe i love her with hatred

[SuzyinFlorida]

to want to die? i dont want to kill myself, but when i lie in bed at night, i think how great it would be if i got hit by a car the next day.
THIS IS VERY WEIRD!!

Because I lie in bed at night, and I think how great it would be for me to RUN SOMEONE OVER WITH MY CAR!!

Luv, Suzy!!

[Big McLargehuge]

:LOL what would i do without you. :love

[MisSFiT]

If you wonder what it would be like to die try Astral Projection.

[Mike]

I love Jeanette. She makes me want to help deformed bear children and give macaroni pictures to retarded sea lions...oh baby. I know I won't get to see her in real life, but if she reads this I want her to know that it makes me care....that much.

[executioneer]

DEAR JERKS

SHUT UP

SIGNED

-willie

[ziggytrix]

sounds like you don't feel like you have anything to look forward to :(

you need to adjust the way you think about life at a fundamental level. don't worry so much about the things you can't control. work on the things that you can.

but none of that is probably anything new, so whatever.

and fuck, for all you know there IS an afterlife and it really SUCKS. so much that all you do is sit around listening to people bitch about how great life was and how much the afterlife just isn't as cool as life was.

damn, now i'm depressed. :fart

[Snatchtastic]

Wouldn't that suck the fatty if THIS was the afterlife and you found out you just have to live life all over again?

[Cosmo Electrolux]

hey...if you do kill yourself, can I give you a list of people to take with you? Most have posed in this thread....

[DamnthatDavid]

Damn, if you going to kill yourself, don't be a pussy and try to make the cops do it by threatening them with a weapon.
Be a man. Jump off a building. While falling, flap your arms in a comical fashion, and if you have time, try to take a shit.

[Big McLargehuge]

Read what i said you worthless morons. I want to die. I don't want to kill myself.

[Eternal_Champion]

How about you shut the fuck up
you're not going to kill yourself so stop trying to 'brag' about it

[Big McLargehuge]

My GOD, that was a dumb post. Jesus Christ I feel good now, thank you for showing me that no matter how bad it gets, i can always count on your idiocy to make me feel better about myself.



asshole

[Crimson Ghost]

I'll hit you with my car for $20 bucks and some pez. That way we both win, you'll be dead, and I'll have some pez. Plus $20 dollars for a car wash.
http://www.pez.com/

P.S.- Must include pez dispenser.

[Big McLargehuge]

THat would count as suicide :(

[Big McLargehuge]

I think it would anyways, let me ask the guys. HEY GUYS!!! If you pay somebody to hit you with a car, is it considered suicide?

[Crimson Ghost]

What if you just happened to have the money (and pez) in your pocket, and I were to rob you after I hit you. Then you wouldn't be paying me.

[Rez]

told you. not only has it been derailed, but some asshole still thinks pez is funny.

[Crimson Ghost]

dick, I just like pez. I bet you think you're funny.

[Rez]

WHAT IF I DID RUFFLE MAO I BET I DO!

>:

JERK.

[Big McLargehuge]

http://www.greenbayroute.com/gbw03.jpg

[Crimson Ghost]

Your ideas are intriguing and I wish to subscribe to your
newsletter.

[Eternal_Champion]

Well, You don't really know me, but thanks