What was the coolest thing you've ever thrown up?

[JesusFishSticks]

I threw up fruit cocktail a long time ago, but that wasn't as cool as when I threw up Macoroni on my schools NEW CARPET! It was awsome, but please share your own interesting vomit stories.

[Snatchtastic]

Earlier in September I drank a boatload of beer and yeager and then ate half a loaf of garlic bread. I passed out and woke up in my own vomit.

And when I saw Short Cicuit 2 in the theatre I ate alot of redvines and popcorn and pueked on my pillow in the middle of the night.

Then there was the other day when I pueked on a cash machine right outside of the bar. Some lady walked up to the machine and I told her not to use it, she said, GET OUT O F MY WAY, so I did. I heard her say eeeeeeeeeeew and I laughed.

[executioneer]

2 hot dogs with salsa and sour cream, plus about 15 shots of 100 proof peppermint schnapps.

Nicest smelling puke I ever did.

-willie

[Jeanette X]

I once threw up bright pink. I was really little and I don't even remember what I ate... :(

[ScruU2wice]

my diharea medicine :eek

[Buddha]

one morning after a crazy night of drinking, i went to class & then had to leave to go throw up but i didnt have anything in my system so i dry heaved for like 20 min. When i looked in the mirror, my eyes were blood red. The amazing pressure of dry heaving was so powerful it popped a bunch of blodd vessels in my eyes & i had gross bloddy eyes for like 2 weeks after & wanted to vomit every time i saw my eyes.

[camacazio]

All 6 feet of bubble tape.

[Perndog]

one morning after a crazy night of drinking, i went to class & then had to leave to go throw up but i didnt have anything in my system so i dry heaved for like 20 min. When i looked in the mirror, my eyes were blood red. The amazing pressure of dry heaving was so powerful it popped a bunch of blodd vessels in my eyes & i had gross bloddy eyes for like 2 weeks after & wanted to vomit every time i saw my eyes.

I actually know several people who have done this (ahh, college). The singer in my band messed up his eyes just this weekend and still looks like that (and around one eye, too...he actually got a shiner just from vomiting).

[Big Papa Goat]

Whats a shiner?

[executioneer]

A BLACK EYE

-willie

[Studio8]

Poo Poo.

[HickMan]

I don't know what it was, but it looked like chili. And I was about four at the time so I was takin a bath and in an instant, BWAHHHH. and the whole surface of the water was brown bumps.

[Cap'n Crunch]

When I was sick once I ate rice crispies and drank hawaiian punch and I threw up red rice crispies. It was fucking awesome.

[Sam]

MY DOG THREW UP A SPIDER ONCE. BUT IT WAS DEAD. :/

[Supafly345]

A hat.

[Sam]

UPDATE: I JUST THREW UP SOME NOODLES. THEY WERE STILL WHOLE. THEY WERE ACCOMPANIED BY CARROT CHUNKS AND WHAT I BELEIVE TO BE CHICKEN. :eek

BONUS PRIZE TO WHOEVER GUESSES WHAT I WAS EATING BEFORE I THREW UP.

[Perndog]

Chicken noodle soup.

[Schimid]

Thanksgiving leftovers.

[Snatchtastic]

Asian pussy?????????

[Esuohlim]

I THREW UP CORN. IT LOOKED EXACTLY LIKE CREAMED CORN, AND IT PROBABLY WOULD HAVE TASTED BETTER THAN CREAMED CORN TOO.

[Retro Man]

24 hours worth of swallowed flegm onto the church bible i was holding.

[Blue]

My stomach lining and some sausages. It came out a sticky mess and it wouldnt hose of my friends lawn. I drank too much vodka :(

[A.S.H.]

3 whole meatballs, a good deal of the spaghetti,some of the sauce, all with some weird opaque orange fluid.

[Spectre X]

VOMIT! >:

[Cap'n Crunch]

CHINESE GIRLS AND FIRGURE SKATERS EAT THEIR OWN THROW UP.

[Freaky Sheek]

For me it was either fruity pebbles or this nasty tasting medicine I was on when I was on chemotherapy.

[Newtype]

jizz,FEMALE jizz mind you. tasted liek old dead fish. i knew i shoulda douched it first. :)

[Marilyn666]

The coolest thing was blood, but there was actually something wrong with me.

[Schimid]

jizz,FEMALE jizz mind you. tasted liek old dead fish. i knew i shoulda douched it first. :)

:rolleyes

[Bestrest]

BigMac & Pizza.. and Sauerkraut also..

[Mr. Fugo]

Blood

[Maverick Zero Unit]

A chain, I threw up a chain that i was swallowing over and over again. or maybe it was a string. Either way I threw up and the string(or chain) smelt like vomit and was sticky, wait a minute, I ate two bags of marshmellows that day too. Hmm... maybe thats what I threw up?

[rainbow]

sushi..ahg! :(

[Esuohlim]

NEVERMIND I JUST THREW UP A 1983 FORD FOCUS :x

[Death!]

Most of the time I puke, it looks alot like Micheal Jackson

[Snatchtastic]

http://www.classicgaming.com/rotw/altbwizard.gif

[Mr. Vagiclean]

a whole can of chef boyardee :(

[HickMan]

A bag of joo joo beas :(

[agroskaterik]

One day, when i was really sick, everything i tried to eat would just come right back up again.. all day. Each had a different color. That was pretty weird... :(

[Pee Wee Herman]

One time i threw up a whole bunch of gummi bears and yogurt. It was pretty fucking gross.

[Snatchtastic]

Tequilla and Oreo cookies. Simply horrible.

[mesobe]

I once ate a whole McCains deep and delicious cake in one sitting. an hour later I was hit like a Mac truck with the 24 flu. I then of course puked up the whole fucking cake.

to this day... I cannot eat another creamy bite od McCains deep and delicious cake.

[liquidstatik]

I love you. :)

[The Retro Kat]

When I was in the hospital i threw up bile, it was really gross tasting.

[Buggerman]

how did bile get into your stomach??

[Supafly345]

Well.. the coolest thing I have ever spewed out would probably have to be Issac Hayes.

[liquidstatik]

I threw up blue one time! :O

[mesobe]

I once swallowed a toke and burped it up on the bus into the back of an old ladies head.

Thats kind of like puking something up.

[MEATMAN]

Uhhh......Just reading this is making me sick........

[Buggerman]

I once puked up lysol. I dont know how some indians keep it down so well!

skill.

[the_dudefather]

really really black blood, it looked evvvvillll.....

[Dixie]

barbecue pringles and strawberry and cream jellies. it was foamy!!

[Sergeant_Tibbs]

Milk. After you have experienced this you will NEVER eat cottage cheese again.

[bigtimecow]

dont know about throwing up... but i shit out captain crunch once in its entiredy.

[Spastic Colon]

In the third grade, I puked up that morning's spaghetti with ketchup breakfast in the hallway. The children stood by in horror as I choked and was forced to pull the 12 inch strings out of my throat by the ends, causing me to throw up more.

[ArrowX]

When I was little I Ate 2 packages of those pink wafer cookies I Stit my pants so much that i stood up and they came down then i saw all theicky pinkish geen shit then threw up and my dad stepped in it


also my friend claims he was dreaming about lambchops playalong whilst this was happening

[EverythingWillSuck]

I threw up Freeze Gatorade once

It looked like some blueish space creature :(

[Drew Katsikas]

If I didn;t mind throwing up I would do this:

Eat nothing, until you're basically empty, as to not taint color. Eat a buncha black licorice, and then purge. Say Hail Satan right before you puke black.

[Meeg]

I've always been a fan of spinach(yes, I was an odd kid). When I was about four I ate way too much and threw it up in the bath tub. My sister and I used to have to take baths together. I remember her jumping out of the tub screaming. She still remembers it . Haha. It was some weird looking puke. Mmmm... bathing in spinach and stomach acid.

[glowbelly]

i think you should stick with just telling us how strange you are ALL THE TIME.

i had a boyfriend who asked me to marry him in a bar bathroom and i said that he was fucking with me and he said "i'm not fucking with you. to prove it i will swallow this ring." and he did.

and then he threw it up.

and then we drank free champagne and sang irish songs for the new year.

[Ri0tGrRrl]

omg this 1 time when i was little i threw up this thing that looked like a giant white piece of shit but i still dont know what it really was....

[ArrowX]

Coolest thing hands down! What loked to b a miniature heart. Oh and fecal matter.

[Esuohlim]

I'm not surprised.

[Karnage]

Well, I went to Uno pizzaria when I was about 7, and I got spaghetti, and ate each strand. But then I felt sick, and since Uno's was just a stop on my way to my Grandma's house, my mom gave me purple tylenol. So tehn I threw up again, and it was strands of spaghetti and sauce floating in purple liquid. It was disgusting, yet beautiful.

[Kenster102.5]

a WHOLE sUBWAY sUB

[Womti]

a weird-lookin spiked ball thing that had formed in my stomach (this was when I was about 4 or 6).

[JediScum]

The coolest thing i've thrown up is blood, which i think resulted from combining acetominophin (to cure a headache) with three 40 oz bottles of Schlitz Malt Liqour (to cure sobriety).

However, this STILL makes me laugh...
In 1999 or 2000, i went to a McDonald's and ate my food there. I finished my meal and left. I was running errands and was about to cross the busy street about 30 or 40 feet in front of the McD's when i suddenly threw up, in full view of the customers inside, the cars driving by and the peeps waiting at the nearby bus stop. After crossing the street, I started laughing because I couldn't have tried to plan that any better.

[Angryhydralisk]

I've seen puke that resembled Hamburger Helper. Is it awkward that I felt hungry afterwards?

[Guitar Woman]

Oh man, when I was 6 I woke up and started barfing a really solid loafish mass of chewed up carrots that had turned purple, and it was dark in my bedroom so I thought I was pooping out my mouth.

[MLE]

I can just imagine this pink haired girl pooping out of her mouth.

Why did that remind me of sevenforce?

[JediScum]

I can just imagine this pink haired girl pooping out of her mouth.

Why did that remind me of sevenforce?

I'm reminded of Gwen Stefani.

[Emu]

I think Seven Force posted some hentai of that in the NSFW thread.

[Guitar Woman]

I don't want to detract from Sevenforce's image as a disgusting faggot, but I was the one who posted that

[noob3]

man i once came home trashed and started puking, nothing amazing though just some like 151 & food stuff. i should have prepared for the next morning but i was too trashed to do anything but pass out in bed. the next morning, i was trying to heal myself with some ibuprofen & ice water. i felt like shit so i laid back down, and about 5 minutes later i was in the bathroom puking up my whole glass of water.

it was so cold, it was easily the coldest thing to ever come out of my body for sure

[zeldasbiggestfan]

I puked in like 4th grade after recess in front of EVERYONE. It was awesome. This white, thick, glob of paste looking puke that was so nasty.

I sneezed out a button once when I was like 4. My parents told me I jammed shit up my nose and a button was one. It had been stuck for months. When I sneezed it out I tried to jam it back up there and my Dad took it.

[DuFresne]

:imageofmariosighingthatGWisalwaysusing

[Obscurus Lupa]

Spaghetti-o's, intact.

Pepto Bismol.

MY ENTIRE INSIDE ORGANS.

[Guitar Woman]

How the fuck do you throw up Pepto Bismal

[DuFresne]

I've never actually ingested Pepto Bismol, but every time I've smelled it I've wondered how someone could possibly not throw it up.

[Obscurus Lupa]

How the fuck do you throw up Pepto Bismal

Food poisoning.

[Fathom Zero]

A hamburger patty, sadly.

[MLE]

I threw up water and bile. (Salmonella) I was so dehydrated by the time I got to the ER that I couldn't pee, even though i hadn't in, like, 4 days. That's how little was going through me.

It sucked, if you were wondering.

[mischief]

blood and blue vodka! it was swirly

[Cfr5]

Something that looked a lot like spiedies (http://www.reference.com/browse/wiki/Spiedie).

[Alive]

My balls, socks and maybe a shoe..

[WhiteRat]

One night I was very hungry so I ate a shit ton of spaghetti, too much in fact because about 20 minutes later I puked it all up outside of my car. It tasted exactly the same as it did going down the hatch.