Fucking Subway

[Protoclown]

I go into subway every day and try to get a ticket to travel somewhere, anywhere FAR away from here, but all they seem interested in is selling me goddamn sandwiches. WHAT'S UP WITH THAT HUH????? >: >: >: >: >:

[Buffalo Tom]

Riding the subway home late at night one time, this homeless guy exposed himself to me, with his wiener in a hotdog bun.

I didn't know whether to be disgusted or to be honoured that he used up food that he could have fed himself with, so that he could offend me.

[Newtype]

There are subways in richmond?
Proto u r an IDIOT. you cant buy tickets at a resteraunt. :(

[Jeanette X]

But Proto...you can slim down like Jared with those healthy Subway sandwiches. :yum

[Rez]

fuck subway. that's not sandwiches, it's HORSESHIT. if anyone sold me a genuine sandwich in a subway, i'd buy it, eat it, and if i didnt die give the seller a hug and call him a brother.

sandwiches are for the best.

[Protoclown]

Eh, they're better than the sandwiches I fix for myself, and it's cheap and nearby. :/

[Jeanette X]

Ever notice that all Subways have a certain smell? It's some kind of cleaner they use or something...

[Crimson Ghost]

My friend work at subway, and the boxes that the meat products came in said "Warning May Cause Rash", "Do Not Let Come In Contact With Skin"

[Geggy]

But Proto...you can slim down like Jared with those healthy Subway sandwiches. :yum

there's a reason for them calling their sandwiches subways, they go into your mouth and out of your ass.

[Rez]

Eh, they're better than the sandwiches I fix for myself, and it's cheap and nearby. :/

you cant make better sandwiches than subway, you cant make sandwiches.

btw, how's your rap expedition going?

[Cosmo Electrolux]

I thought you went to Subway to see some girl that worked there. Eiher that, or you like explosive diarrhea

[Helm]

Hey, some of us do!

[Esuohlim]

there's a reason for them calling their sandwiches subways, they go into your mouth and out of your ass.

THEN WHY ISN'T EVERY RESTAURANT CALLED SUBWAY? HUH? CAN YA ANSWER THAT? >: >:

[ScruU2wice]

quiznos promises nothing but a toasty sub :)

[Esuohlim]

But it's only open on Wednesdays from like 3-5 and Sundays from like 2-2:16 am >:

Stupid fucking never-open Quiznos >:

[Slinky Ferret]

We have a subway but its really expensive for what you get. >:

[ziggytrix]

the meatball, cold cut, and veggie subs are pretty cheap.

[Geggy]

THEN WHY ISN'T EVERY RESTAURANT CALLED SUBWAY? HUH? CAN YA ANSWER THAT? >: >:

their subs are shaped like subways.

[Mockery]

Ever notice that all Subways have a certain smell? It's some kind of cleaner they use or something...

Yes. And what you're smelling is a strong ammonia solution that they use to clean the places. We went to a Subway a few years ago late at night and they were just cleaning the place. As soon as we walked in, my friend had an allergic reaction to the ammonia and starting gagging and puking.

And Proto, you REALLY need to come to Dino's with us. You'll never want to eat at Subway again for the rest of your life.

-RoG-

[Jeanette X]

Well at least it's clean, right? Nothing worse than a restaurant that looks like it hasn't been cleaned since St. Swithin's day... :/

[Esuohlim]

But if they need to douse the place in ammonia, that isn't a good sign EITHER.

[camacazio]

Fucking Subway

This may be the cause of sanitation problems.

[Jeanette X]

Maybe they don't need to. Maybe corperate regulations just require it.

[AChimp]

You can have lots of fun with a footlong full of mayo. :(

[executioneer]

LOL FUCKING SUBWAY GET IT :lol

-willie

[Anonymous]

And Proto, you REALLY need to come to Dino's with us. You'll never want to eat at Subway again for the rest of your life.


Dino's yes. And you both need to go to Bernie's too

[Mr. Vagiclean]

And Proto, you REALLY need to come to Dino's with us. You'll never want to eat at Subway again for the rest of your life.


Dino's yes. And you both need to go to Bernie's too

WITH AN INVITATION TO MY LOCAL FOOD EMPORIUM, I HAVE BEATEN ALL OF YOU

[Sicktodeathmx]

Just thought I would add... I worked at a local Subway for over a year.... Don't eat the meatball subs. Please... Don't eat them.

[Sethomas]

Now I want to eat them, just to PISS YOU OFF. Or at least, TO SPITE YOU. >:

[Mike]

Sandwiches are delicious. Bitch.

[noob3]

subway fucking sucks one time i got a sub there and it had stuff inside of it i took it back and asked for just the bread the guy asked me why i didnt tell him i just wanted the bread while he was putting the stuff inside of the sandwitch, the stuff that he said i told him to put in it. i called him a liar and spit in his face, i pulled out my gun and started shooting him. the other worker, a lady, tried to run. i chased her down and tackled her. she smelled okay

[noob3]

i write the best climaxes

[Jixby Phillips]

HI

[Dole]

But it's only open on Wednesdays from like 3-5 and Sundays from like 2-2:16 am

Stupid fucking never-open Quiznos

-the same thing happened with Quiznos here...they had two stores, and were never ever open. Great business plan they have going.

[Ghost of Fraiser]

Subway....
I need to lose weight, claymation gives me heart attacks.

[AChimp]

I ate at Subway yesterday, and this morning I took the largest shit of my life.

Seriously.

There was so much shit in the toilet bowl, that my turd had to swirl around the bowl like an ice cream sundae and half of it was still outside the water. :eek

I thought I had passed a fucking steam engine. Never eating at that Subway again. :(

[Cosmo Electrolux]

you should have posted pictures...>:

[Sicktodeathmx]

Now I want to eat them, just to PISS YOU OFF. Or at least, TO SPITE YOU. >:

Go for it monkey... Just know.. Those things are not treated well before they put them in that metal container with the sauce. And much of that sauce... Isn't sauce.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

I stopped eating Subway after the whole Jared thing came out.

[Command Prompt]

I had to write a report on successful franchises so I worked at subway for 2 weeks, "borrowed" the store operations manual and learned the ins and outs of upper level sandwich artistry.

I used to enjoy the seafood or the tuna until I was taught how they were made.

1. Open up can of tuna or package of imitation crab. place in bowl.
2. Add a SHITload of mayonnaise.
3. Mix with ungloved hand. Chill and serve.

Don't EVER EVER trust the meatballs.

[Sicktodeathmx]

I had to write a report on successful franchises so I worked at subway for 2 weeks, "borrowed" the store operations manual and learned the ins and outs of upper level sandwich artistry.

I used to enjoy the seafood or the tuna until I was taught how they were made.

1. Open up can of tuna or package of imitation crab. place in bowl.
2. Add a SHITload of mayonnaise.
3. Mix with ungloved hand. Chill and serve.

Don't EVER EVER trust the meatballs.

But at least the tuna was dolphin free.... They let us wear gloves to mix that shit. It was like two or three packets of tuna... And a gallon (I shit you not) of mayo. Ick.

[Krythor]

Ick!"

[Command Prompt]

I like eating tuna because the thought of helpless dolphins being trapped in the net while they jabber away in their idiotic fish launguage amuses me.

Edit: They let us wear gloves too, but since most of the staff failed high school, the concept of sanitation was not a high priority when preparing food.

Our ringing endorsement for freshness was "5 second rule!" or "That's what an immune system is for"

[Mr. Vagiclean]

I ate at Subway yesterday, and this morning I took the largest shit of my life.

Seriously.

There was so much shit in the toilet bowl, that my turd had to swirl around the bowl like an ice cream sundae and half of it was still outside the water. :eek

I thought I had passed a fucking steam engine. Never eating at that Subway again. :(

My pal's dad pitched an extraordinary amount of brick into his toilet, it broke the waterline

It might have been the Albanian food