I'M A FUNNY GUY!!

[Les Waste]

http://at.mio.uwosh.edu/story.asp?issue=11012&story=2619

UNDUBITIBALLY :D

[noob3]

do you even post here anymore, dude?

[Studio8]

I think he does.

[Les Waste]

No, I don't :(

Although you try and find the time to post here when you have so many research papers due in literally far less time than it would take a person eschewing sleep to write.

:(

[JesusFishSticks]

I found out the other night that you its possible to write them if you actualy try. Completly fucked my world view right there. And these boards suck away ability to work.

[Les Waste]

Thank you for helping to improve the quality of these boards by posting gibberish.

And writing research papers is easy, if you're a boner-fide genius like me. A few weeks ago I wrote a 9 page research paper on Hamlet in just under three and a half hours (and it was good >: ), and I was actually able to use this as a cited source:
http://www.religioustolerance.org/chr_cul5.htm

If anybody can figure out HOW I used that, then at least you're half as smart as I am (I would still be twice as smart as you because I'm the genius who first came up with this thesis >: ).

lol I said boner. :lol

[Slinky Ferret]

I have two assignments to be in on Monday. They are both group work. So far I've done about half of whats required for each, except one requires a report and I have no idea what he wants me to write about. >:

[Les Waste]

Nobody else has a right to complain about too much school work because earlier this year, over the course of just two days, I had seven papers, two exams, and a speech due. Yeah, that's right: seven papers. And I got A's on 6 of them, so I WIN >:

Also, why in fuck's sake are none of you LOLing at my hilarious column? >:

[sspadowsky]

I lol-ed at it many times. Well done, Christopher.

[Crimson Ghost]

You're as funny as A.I.D.S.

[Slinky Ferret]

How did you get seven papers in two days?

I thought my course were bad at scheduling assignments!

[Les Waste]

because I'm a dumbass and signed up for a full load of all upper-level classes but didn't realize that would be a problem until it was too late to drop a class.

:(

[slavemason]

Make up your mind, dumbass or genius?

[Esuohlim]

You're as funny as A.I.D.S.

THEN AIDS IS HILARIOUS >:

[executioneer]

DUHH :rolleyes

-willie

[HickMan]

Solid GOLD >:

[Command Prompt]

You are a cynical bastard and almost half as obnoxious as I am.

Good show, Trebeck. The day is yours.

[Rez]

I LIKED Auto Focus >:

other than that, lol.

:)

[Les Waste]

I never said Auto Focus wasn't good :(

I got a surprisingly large amount of hatemail about this column and I don't know why :(

[executioneer]

Michael Jackson :rolleyes

-willie

[Supafly345]

I like how you would rather be doing something than give a rating for the movies.

[Mike]

I'm gonna be very honest here. It wasn't really funny man. Parts of it were kind of clever but there wasn't really any part of it where I actually laughed. Michael Jackson isn't really funny. He's disappointing and annoying but I don't think you could make it seem funny, and you didn't. We already know we're tired of Mike Meyers and I already wasn't even thinking of seeing Cruise's flick. I'm not gonna go into the rest but even though I agreed I thought it was all pretty redundant. People have already been bitching about this stuff and it's the bitching that's getting more annoying than anything else.

[Jixby Phillips]

AM I OLD ENOUGH TO POST IN THIS THREAD YET

[Ghost of Fraiser]

Did your mom sign the permission slip Jixby?

[Rez]

YOU NEED EYE PROTECTION :lol