View Full Version : I want to be a housewife
cherry
Feb 19th, 2003, 11:39 AM
Since for the next 3 weeks I am getting paid a shit load to sit around doing nothing I decided to spring clean my flat today.
I cranked the tunes up and spent 5 hours cleaning my kitchen. There was full on cupboard cleaning and I even scraped the crud out of the bottom of the oven. And you know what i am jacking in my feminist ways. So if anyone wants a stepford wife just let me know. Although i must insist on high volume electroclash and spates of dancing. i can cook but if you are ugly or poor I will not be doing the secks.
James
Feb 19th, 2003, 11:41 AM
I would, but you're English. It wouldn't work out. :/
cherry
Feb 19th, 2003, 11:48 AM
come on, english women are all like mary poppins. we make the best housekeepers. I have an umbrella, but i cant sing so dont ask.
glowbelly
Feb 19th, 2003, 11:51 AM
i'm in. i've always wanted dual citizenship and i'm running out of vegetarian recipes.
Les Waste
Feb 19th, 2003, 12:00 PM
what if I'm ugly AND poor? Do they cancel each other out?
:(
cherry
Feb 19th, 2003, 12:01 PM
but Glowbelly, i dont want to be your housewife, i want to be your mistress. or would you be the mistress? we can work on the details later!
glowbelly
Feb 19th, 2003, 12:10 PM
we can play switch-a-roo...it'll keep the locals guessing.
James
Feb 19th, 2003, 12:31 PM
I hate English people. I don't want one for a wife. >:
Protoclown
Feb 19th, 2003, 12:41 PM
BITE THY TONGUE, WHELP!!!
THIS IS GEMMA YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT!! >: >: >:
James
Feb 19th, 2003, 12:47 PM
SHE SAID "FLAT." THAT'S LIKE CALLING ME ******. >:
ItalianStereotype
Feb 19th, 2003, 12:55 PM
because we ALL know that you are such a blacky mcdarkington, jamesman
James
Feb 19th, 2003, 01:02 PM
;)
glowbelly
Feb 19th, 2003, 01:43 PM
i hate ignorant people >:
slavemason
Feb 19th, 2003, 01:49 PM
That's pretty ignorant.
glowbelly
Feb 19th, 2003, 01:52 PM
no it isn't. :/
Mockery
Feb 19th, 2003, 02:28 PM
come on, english women are all like mary poppins.
CHIM CHIMINEY CHIM CHIMINEY CHIM CHIM CHA-ROOO, I DOES WHAT I LIKES AND I LIKES WHAT I DOOOOOOOOOOO ;)
James
Feb 19th, 2003, 02:30 PM
I still hate English people. But don't worry, cherry. You're still cool in my book, so long as I never meet you in person and you start talking your crazy speak around me.
At least you're not Australian. Then you'd REALLY be screwed. >:
Good luck in finding your husband.
Pub Lover
Feb 19th, 2003, 02:50 PM
James, YOU WANKER! >:
Cybernetico
Feb 19th, 2003, 02:57 PM
At least you're not Australian. Then you'd REALLY be screwed. >:
AMEN
glowbelly
Feb 19th, 2003, 02:59 PM
jamesman only hates what he can't have :(
FS
Feb 19th, 2003, 02:59 PM
I'd be in for it, as long as we break out in songs about morality every ten minutes.
Wait, I'm ug... poor.
James
Feb 19th, 2003, 03:08 PM
jamesman only hates what he can't have :(
That's only half true. I also hate things I can have, or things I can have, but can't eat. :(
mburbank
Feb 19th, 2003, 03:16 PM
"I just want to appologize for the fact that I find Cherry's post boring. They have this wonderful invention called Msn for sending personal messages. Oh and also? You only have a few posts so don't go thinking you're all big. Oh, and some farting jokes and also? I'm a huge numb tit. Ok, thanks for letting me show you I'm an idiot. "
-Fartin "I'm a huge numb tit" Mowler
punkgrrrlie10
Feb 19th, 2003, 06:49 PM
how about me? You can be my wife.
mburbank
Feb 19th, 2003, 06:52 PM
Wait a sec, I'm confused, I thought you were a-
OH MY GOD!!! OH... MY.... GOD!!!!!
i think i had a stroke
Hobo Renee
Feb 19th, 2003, 07:26 PM
You should become a feminist housewife, it would be too cool.
mburbank
Feb 20th, 2003, 11:05 AM
I see no contradiction there. Feminism is supposed to be about freedom of choice for women, not meeting other peoples expecttions one way or the other.
Anyone, man or woman, who can free themselves from the modern two income trap has my blessing.
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