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mburbank
Dec 5th, 2003, 11:32 AM
Monday night is our annual winter party at work. Huge event, food, cash bar, etc. I'm in charge of a half hour comedy show.



So what do you think the chances are I'll be fired on Tuesday?
Dole
Dec 5th, 2003, 11:33 AM
Pretty big if you go with that 'Dancing Hitlers' sketch.
Protoclown
Dec 5th, 2003, 12:14 PM
I hope you've polished your resume.
Rez
Dec 5th, 2003, 12:15 PM
can i come :(
McClain
Dec 5th, 2003, 12:24 PM
Yes, but keep it in your pants.
mburbank
Dec 5th, 2003, 12:36 PM
Hey, Proto, is that what you're calling it these days, my ''resume"?



Good God but I love that joke.
Mockery
Dec 5th, 2003, 03:59 PM
Gonna get the old comedy troupe back together for a performance? Or are you just going to try to convince random staff members such as the janitor to get up on stage and tell dirty jokes for a half hour?
glowbelly
Dec 5th, 2003, 11:42 PM
janitors only tell CLEAN jokes, dude.
Mockery
Dec 5th, 2003, 11:57 PM
glad somebody got that joke. :(
mburbank
Dec 6th, 2003, 02:20 PM
Actually, one of the members of my troupe works at the Museum of science. Margaret. Did she do Stenky Gamuche at the show you saw? I'm having her come on as Stenky and rave alchoholicly about how great the Museum was back in the day when he worked there until he remembers he never did.

Oh, and I'm doing an immitation of our President giving one of his jaunty yet incomprehensible reorganization presentations.
Evil Robot
Dec 6th, 2003, 11:05 PM
Two words: monkey suit. Do it, monkey suit now.
Schimid
Dec 6th, 2003, 11:11 PM
WTF MONKEY SUIT :lol :lol
Evil Robot
Dec 6th, 2003, 11:36 PM
Yeah, you know, for haloween. wait.....uh.....whats todays date?
Schimid
Dec 6th, 2003, 11:39 PM
IT'S NOT HALLOWEEN!!! :lol :lol :lol!!!
Evil Robot
Dec 7th, 2003, 12:16 AM
I don't care about moslem holidays, I wan't to now what todays date is.
Schimid
Dec 7th, 2003, 12:22 AM
WTF?!?!
mburbank
Dec 7th, 2003, 11:24 AM
I can't thank you two enough for ruining this thread.
Zhukov
Dec 7th, 2003, 11:53 AM
I think it is almost a coincidence that I was thrown off the job on Saturday; while working at an office Christmas party.
Snatchtastic
Dec 7th, 2003, 01:23 PM
Hey Burbank, now that there's an assload of snow will you still have to go to the xmas party?
mburbank
Dec 7th, 2003, 01:28 PM
It's tomorrow. I'm guessing it's a go.
Snatchtastic
Dec 7th, 2003, 01:33 PM
:lol Just tell them you got stuck behind an ambulance :lol

WHOOPS theres another thread for this remark!!!