I'm sick :(

[Spectre X]

I'm shaking all over. :(

[Bennett]

WHIRL

[Rez]

at least you didnt get sick right in the middle of class, like i did :(

my sides started to hurt. really bad. like on fire bad. like stabbed with acid thrown on it bad... then it went away, like it always does, but then i feel INCREDIBLY nauseated. i had to fight to keep from throwing up. i ran outside and i was sweating all over...then i fell..

not fun

[MisSFiT]

I actually feel bad.
That sucks. :(

[Spooky]

It's that season where everyone gets sick, TAKE IT LIKE A MAN.

Or do what I do and have your mom come by and take care of you. :(

[Rez]

HEY, i went back to class 5 minutes later..

[Emu]

One time a girl was giving a speech in my class and she spewed all over the front row, Gallagher style.

It was the coolest thing I've ever seen in my life.

[Cap'n Crunch]

I saw a kid at lunch throw up on another kid's head, and then he threw up. It was fucking awesome. >:

[Schimid]

Once, there was a carnival in town and I ate almost a whole chicken, and I got on these tea-cup type things, shaped like monkeys. I was with about 6 friends and threw up all over the table in the middle (The spinny thing) and then my friend threw up.

It got all over my clothes and I gave all of the popular girls at my school hugs. ;(

[Mr. Vagiclean]

ONE DAY, I THREW UP BUNCHA MEATBALLS, AND MY GUINEA PIGS WERE LIKE "WTF, HOW CUTE"

:(

[CaptainBubba]

This thread would've been alot better if you had just posted "I jerked it to Nickelodeon". : (

[Mr. Vagiclean]

NICKELODIAN CRACKALODIAN, ALL THE FUNNY BLACK KIDS LEFT :(

[Esuohlim]

I KNOW! IT USED TO BE ALL LIKE "******LODIEN" BUT THEN IT GOT ALL WHITE. AM I RIGHT LADIES? :picklehat

[Les Waste]

I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa -- and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.

[executioneer]

I'M STARTING TO LIKE THIS KID :lol

-willie

[Mike]

I actually did something very much like what Bobo did. Except it wasn't me with the puke. We blended up some food and put it in a bag under my friend's shirt with a tube leading out under his chin. We went to a bar and he squeezed pretty realistic looking fake puke all over the bar. Then we starting eating it off the bar with spoons. People were very surprised.

[Jixby Phillips]

WHO ARE YOU THE GREAT SANTINI OR SOMETHING

THE GREAT SANTINI NEVER SAW GOONIES I GUESS :lol :lol :lol

QUITE FRANKLY I WAS EXPECTING A STAND BY ME REFERENCE

MORE LIKE STAND BLECH ME, THATS FOR YOU MAD MAGAZINE FANS

LET ME MAKE ONE MORE REFERENCE, THIS TIME TO CANNONBALL RUN:

CANNONBALL RUN

[Supafly345]

Hey, remember in Stand by Me when they were around the fire, and the skinny kid off star trek told a story about some morbidly obese kid who ate abunch of pie but he ate vomit food before so he had to vomit after he ate the pie and then he vomited all around a big huge crowd and then they started to vomit and everyone was vomiting and he showed a fat woman and said "a fat woman vomited in her purse!" and then she vomited in her purse and then all the boys hearing the story were like "woah" and the skinny kid said "yeah" and then they went to sleep with while one person took turns holding a gun that belonged to Mouth. :)
This thread reminded me of it.

Mike is lying by the way. :|

[Les Waste]

lol, Mike is retarded

[kellychaos]

Mike vomited his brain.

[Spooky]

Problem Child 2 had a mass-puking scene, i think. :/

[Evil Robot]

I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa -- and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.
Damnit, I was gonna write that! STICK YOUR HIS IN THE BLENDER!

[Big Papa Goat]

Some guy got really drunk where I work and threw up on the guy sitting beside him. Then the security guards kicked him out.

[Evil Robot]

Air traffic controller?

[Big Papa Goat]

Hockey stadium usher.

[Evil Robot]

Same thing.

[Anonymous]

Spectre X: Take your AZT medicine, your T cell count's probably low. And in the next life don't be taking it up the ass from transvestite herion addicts.

Evil Empire Enterprises
Where AIDS patients are taken care of...with a bullet to the back of the head!

[Mike]

LOL

[Spectre X]

Spectre X: Take your AZT medicine, your T cell count's probably low. And in the next life don't be taking it up the ass from transvestite herion addicts.

Evil Empire Enterprises
Where AIDS patients are taken care of...with a bullet to the back of the head!


WOW! THAT WAS FUNNAY!!! LOZ!!!!11!1!oneONE1!!! :lol

[Anonymous]

Spectre X: Wasn't it? But it can't compare to that fucking crappy faggot ass picture of you, with your fucked up hair cut though!

I'm afraid there's nothing I can say that could insult you more than genetics already did, of course this wouldn't just apply to you, all of you fucktards are some disgusting, goofy looking motherfuckers.

Evil Empire Enterprises
Where we hate the homely, because they're fucking ugly!

[GothNAPrepsBody]

Evil Empire Enterprises
Where we hate the homely, because they're fucking ugly!
AMEN! < or should I translate that to tongues?

[Spectre X]

I'm afraid there's nothing I can say that could insult you more than genetics already did

Bravo Max, bravo, finally something I hadn't expected to see from you, and I mean that with all my heart! *applauds*

[JenMacca]

LOL this thread reminds me of something I read about that Keith Moon used to do when he was young on the tube back to London when he'd go out drinking and stuff....he LOVED screwing with people's heads, as I'm sure any of you that know who Keith Moon is already know....well what he used to do is he'd have a can of chunky soup with part of the lid already opened in of a pocket on the inside of his jacket, along with a brown paper bag, and he'd wait till he could find somewhere to stand right in the middle of all there buisnessmen who'd already taken the good seats.... then he'd start moaning and saying he felt sick, and start wobbling all over the place, and then after a bit, after he figured he'd set the mood well enough, he'd turn around so no one could see what he was doing, crouch down, pull out the bag, quickly dump as much of the soup as he could into the bag before anyone could notice then stash the can back in his jacket, then put the bag to his mouth like a barf bag and make all these retching and gagging noises, and all the buisnessmen would literally jump back away from him, not wanting to get their suits messed up, and Keith would look up, after making his eyes look glassy, and with an effective amount of spittle on his lips and making his face go pale....then to the closest guy near to him, he'd hold out the bag, and be like, "Here, you take it," and naturally the guys wouldn't, so he'd chuck the bag at them and run..... :lol Keith Moon was so awesome....