"miserable failure"

[KevinTheOmnivore]

Type it into a Google search. :lol

[KevinTheOmnivore]

Miserable Failure? Google Trick Says It's Bush

By Richard J. Dalton Jr
Staff Writer

December 6, 2003

A search for the phrase "miserable failure" on the popular search engine Google brings up the biography of George W. Bush on the official White House Web site, in one of the more prominent search-engine manipulations with political overtones.

The phrase appears nowhere in the bio. But computer users rigged the search engine results by posting the phrase on Web pages and linking it to the Bush bio, in a technique called Google bombing.

"I thought it was absolutely one of the funniest ideas I've ever heard," said Don Waller, owner of Don Waller Interactive, a Web design company in Islip Terrace and a blogger who joined the prank in late October. "I just decided to jump in with it."

"This is just one of those spontaneous things that a blogger will post something and other bloggers will say, 'This is a great idea.'"

Search engines work much like an index in the back of a book, allowing people to look up words and directing them to the page in which the words appear. The search engines scour Web pages to create the index. In this case, computer users wrote links labeled "miserable failure." When users click on the link, it brings them to the official Bush bio.

When Google software creates its index, it notices the association between the phrase "miserable failure" and the Bush bio. So a search for the phrase brings up the bio.

White House spokesman Ken Lisaius had no comment. Google did not return phone calls.

Google bombings are created by people who run Web sites and Web logs, or blogs, which allow people to easily post information about particular topics. One person posts an idea for a bombing online, then it spreads like, you might say, Webfire.

The latest Google bombing appears to have spread within a matter of weeks.

It apparently doesn't take much for Google to make the association. At least 826 pages link to the Bush bio but just 32 of those pages include the phrase "miserable failure," according to a Google search.

In previous pranks, tricksters have rigged Google to bring up spoof pages. For instance, after France refused to join the coalition forces fighting Iraq, a Google search for "French military victories" brought up a spoof page that said no documents were found and asked, "Did you mean 'french military defeats.'"

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[mburbank]

Hee Hee-

[Ant10708]

Nerds and their crazy antics.

[The One and Only...]

I would have linked it to a page explaining the two-party system.

[CaptainBubba]

How did you survive middle school?

[The_Rorschach]

Looking for a new tactic to escape your daily beatings at home Bubba? I don't think his strategies would work for you.

You are both entirely different varieties of wieners.

[CaptainBubba]

Is english your first language? Nothing you ever say in response to my posts ever makes any sense and is always directed more toward some arbitary interpretation of the basic concepts I present.

I just don't like OaO's manipulation of every single issue to take a stand on something related but almost entirely seperate. And I usually agree with him. I just don't like his gung ho 'I WILL DIVERT THE SUBJECT OF THIS THREAD TO MY STAND" nature. It reminds me of the fat girl in school that always gets bitchy when you you mention anything she considers taboo, or the dude who always gets "pissed" over some stupid petty comment about ******s all being sent to jail to prevent crime in advance.

You're just an idiot Ror, we've been over that. I thought you gave up trying to make substantiated arguments against anything I say. OH WAIT YOU NEVER DID IN THE FIRST PLACE. :rolleyes

[Drew Katsikas]

THATS WHAT HAOPPENS WHEN YOU HAVE SHCOOL HOUSE ROCK IN UR PROFIULE! :rolleyes

[ziggytrix]

good job ror, you taunted 3 paragraphs out of him. :)

[The_Rorschach]

Sorry brother. I should have known better.

I am hanging my head in shame even as we speak.

[ziggytrix]

nothing to get hung about, taunting is a fine sport.