COPS ARE ASSHOLES.

[Mockery]

http://www3.uakron.edu/buchtelite/Archives/2001/Sept/01Sept11/Images/Cop%20on%20Bike.jpg
assholes.

[Mr. Vagiclean]

Goodfornothing-ticketwriting,shortpantsloving, fagcycleloving,legshaving,safetypracticelovin french faced pigs >:

[ziggytrix]

I like how "TREK" is in bigger lettering than "POLICE"

[Rongi]

The cops on long island are the worst >:

My friend complained that these guys where smoking marijuana across the street in fucking broad day light and the cops didn't do anything.

[ziggytrix]

OMG NOT MARIJUANA THE DEVIL WEED!!! :faint

[Rongi]

http://www.posterville.com/music/marijuana.jpg

LOLOLOLOL :lol2

[Evil Robot]

I had a shirt with that picture but somebody stole it out of the dryer at the laundrymat :crime

[Rez]

VELCRO?!

[Anonymous]

we had 6 robberies in the same apartment complex over a period of 2 weeks - the last one was even in daytime.
and yet
tonight we got pulled over and a ticket because our car was too loud.

[camacazio]

The system works!

[Evil Robot]

Only the most violent of criminals put off car repairs. Thats why I'm getting myself car parts for christmas

[Supafly345]

It really is apart of their plan to stay in business. See, if they worked hard, then all the crime would be stopped, and they would get less money from the state. In fact, I hear that all crime in the united states originates from the police in the first place! :eek

[Rez]

i find the building in the background increasingly obnoxious.

[Evil Robot]

No, you have it ass backwards. It's the CIA that causes crime since they move so much coke into the country. It's up to us as citizens to follow in the footsteps of marajuana growers and grow our own poppy plants as well.

[Command Prompt]

At least you all don't have the indignity of working with people who think that they can seriously join the RCMP because they watch CSI religiously.

[Studio8]

In Baton Rouge about two months ago, there was some guy who broke into apartments and cooked food and left it there and folded clothes and stared at people while they slept. It was way funny.

[Helm]

I HATE COPS I HATE BIKES ONCE A COP THEW CHEMICALS IN MY FACE WOW I GUESS THAT'S HOW IT IS WHEN YOU'rE ON AN LSD TRIP ONLY WITH LESS CRYING AND LESS YOUR EYES WANT TO POP OUT OF YOUR HEADAND ROLLONTHEPA VEMENTWHILE THE COP IN QUESTION LAUGHS GUESS WHAT YOU MORON THEY WENT ON WITH THE WAR ANYWAY AND I THREW A HURTY CHEMICAL IN YOUR FACE FOR NOTHING! I HATE COPS!

PS. A cop on a bike? You americans are crazy.

[AChimp]

How did they measure how loud your car is?

[Anonymous]

With a tape measure.

[noob3]

has blackflag posted in this thread?

[kellychaos]

Why would the police invest so much money with hard-to-catch burgulars and placing them into overcrowded prisons when so much more money can be made in EZ traffic violation revenues?

[Rez]

imagine them jumping up in down like the teenage girls in anime cartoons with their knees stuck together...

:(

[Sergeant_Tibbs]

I got a ticket tonight for doing 60 in a 55 zone, how the fuck does that work?

[thebiggameover]

same thing happen to me a few years ago. do you by chance live in a small town tibbs? when i got yanked, not only did i get a speeding ticket, but they gave me a repair ticket for the 2in crack in my windshield...

[sadie]

he looks about fourteen.

[Sergeant_Tibbs]

I do live in a small town, but it still seems like state troopers would have something better to do with their time then bother people on desolate highways.

[executioneer]

was it a motorcycle cop, motorcycle cops are dicks >:

one time my friend got pulled over for speeding in Portland, and for having no insurance he took away the truck and we had to wait in downtown Vancouver in the rain for two hours while his mom drove down to pick us up >:

-willie

[DamnthatDavid]

heh, small town. Super Troopers. heh

I have yet to get a ticket, and I speed everywhere, a cop pulled out in front of me from a side road, I slammed on the breaks to keep me from smashing into the back of him. Was going 60 in a 30 zone at the time. Cop changed lanes, and I waved.

God, I love being your sterotypical Blonde Haired, blued eyed, thin, American with Military Base IDs on his truck, living in a highly militarized area. I NEVER get into trouble with the law. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

[Suck 'n' Fuck]

Take a look at the cops shoes. The only people who wear shoes with a velcro strap are too retarded to tie a bow.

Oh, wait a second. They're probably for keeping the laces from getting caught in the bike chain. Or is the cop retarded? I think both scenarios are true.