View Full Version : I had a dream about Protoclown last night.
pjalne
Dec 8th, 2003, 07:19 AM
No monkeybusiness, the two of us were making a clock out of cloth or something. And Proto was a rad knitter.
Please interpret.
Spectre X
Dec 8th, 2003, 07:51 AM
*insert mandatory 'Freud says you want to have sex with your mother' joke here*
But seriously, I have no idea what the hell that could mean. That's some funky shit man, funky. :/
Ninjavenom
Dec 8th, 2003, 08:56 AM
You've got Syphallis, and rougly thirty days to remove the pustulent infestation before you lose your soul to lucifer and burn in hell for your promiscuity.
Zhukov
Dec 8th, 2003, 09:34 AM
Making/winding clock: Happy love affair in the offing.
Cloth: depends on the kind of cloth;cotton indiates a need to guard against the loss of reputaion through indecent behaviour.
Knitting: Fancy knitting predicts the renewal of an old friendship.
Clown: You will be agitated by the missinterpritation of some of your thought and actions by people.
Evil Robot
Dec 8th, 2003, 10:06 AM
I have news for you, THAT WASN'T A DREAM!
pjalne
Dec 8th, 2003, 10:14 AM
OMG I HVAE A NITTED AROW IN MY POKCET! WASIT REEL?
Protoclown
Dec 8th, 2003, 12:27 PM
Wow, I seem to appear in a lot of people's dreams. But never have I done something so awesome as knitting a clock.
mburbank
Dec 8th, 2003, 01:11 PM
Knit THIS clock, bastard! Knit this clock right HERE!
Anonymous
Dec 8th, 2003, 01:20 PM
So often these days, threads involving protoclown invariable lead to homosexuality. I am relieved to see that this one was merely about dream clocks.
mburbank
Dec 8th, 2003, 01:24 PM
Dream COCKS, more like!!!
pjalne
Dec 8th, 2003, 01:42 PM
So often these days, threads involving protoclown invariable lead to homosexuality. I am relieved to see that this one was merely about dream clocks.
I know! I woke up and was all like OMG a Protoclown dream without gayness! Small step for a man, giant leap for mankind.
Carnivore
Dec 8th, 2003, 08:20 PM
Proto dies in a lot of my dreams. Mostly because I kill him :/
sadie
Dec 9th, 2003, 12:43 AM
i had this dream proto and i were smoking a joint sitting on hay in this moving train car. and i'm not telling the rest.
Protoclown
Dec 9th, 2003, 01:11 AM
IT WAS A DREAM...OF THE FUTURE ;)
sadie
Dec 9th, 2003, 01:40 AM
IF SO, WATCH OUT FOR THAT RAKE UNLESS YOU WANT A SERIOUS CONCUSSION FOLLOWED BY A BOUT OF AMNESIA DURING WHICH YOU LIVE UNDER A BRIDGE AND DRAG A TWELVE-FOOT WOODEN CROSS TO THE SOUP KITCHEN WHERE YOU CALL A 300-POUND, BEARDED BLACK WOMAN "MAMA." :eek
Protoclown
Dec 9th, 2003, 01:46 AM
OH BUT DIDN'T YOU KNOW I AM INTO THAT SORT OF THING :love
sadie
Dec 9th, 2003, 02:05 AM
i should've known, you fucking freak. :P
JenMacca
Dec 9th, 2003, 01:52 PM
I had a dream with Ozzy Osbourne in it last night...and then this morning I found out he was in an ATV crash....:-\ okay nobody cares so I'm shutting up
Suck 'n' Fuck
Dec 9th, 2003, 04:01 PM
What if Martin Luther King Jr. started his "I have a dream" speech with "I had the wierdest dream last night" instead of saying "I have a dream."
Cap'n Crunch
Dec 9th, 2003, 04:06 PM
MERRY F***ING X-MAS
JenMacca
Dec 9th, 2003, 04:08 PM
I take it you've heard the South Park song of that same title?
kellychaos
Dec 9th, 2003, 04:12 PM
I have scary clown dreams all the time. Thank you, Stephen King!! >:
Rongi
Dec 9th, 2003, 04:17 PM
I had a dream that I went to school with Doopa and her dad was Rog and he owned the school. I asked her if she asked her dad to buy her 30 textbooks, could he? I don't think she answered me :(
Sam
Dec 9th, 2003, 04:43 PM
I take it you've heard the South Park song of that same title?
WHAT"S THAT??? A SONG YOU SAY??? A SONG CALLED MERRY F**KING CHRISTMAS??? WHAT MANNER OF INSANITY IS THIS? :eek
JenMacca
Dec 9th, 2003, 04:47 PM
Yeah! It's a great song, I think it's hilarious :lol Should I post the lyrics to it?
Suck 'n' Fuck
Dec 9th, 2003, 05:39 PM
I have never heard that song before. I just googled the lyrics. It's pretty fucking funny.
JenMacca
Dec 9th, 2003, 05:43 PM
I know ^_^ I think I know somewhere I can find a .WAV file of the song for you, if you want...
Suck 'n' Fuck
Dec 9th, 2003, 05:47 PM
No thanks. I can't hear fuck shit.
Thanks anyway.
Big Papa Goat
Dec 9th, 2003, 09:36 PM
fuck shit? wtf! :lol
kellychaos
Dec 10th, 2003, 03:49 PM
Lick knob! >:
Pub Lover
Dec 12th, 2003, 05:42 AM
I had a dream that I went to school with Doopa and her dad was Rog and he owned the school. I asked her if she asked her dad to buy her 30 textbooks, could he? I don't think she answered me :(
:lol @ 'Doopa Dream' >:
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