I had a dream about Protoclown last night.

[pjalne]

No monkeybusiness, the two of us were making a clock out of cloth or something. And Proto was a rad knitter.

Please interpret.

[Spectre X]

*insert mandatory 'Freud says you want to have sex with your mother' joke here*


But seriously, I have no idea what the hell that could mean. That's some funky shit man, funky. :/

[Ninjavenom]

You've got Syphallis, and rougly thirty days to remove the pustulent infestation before you lose your soul to lucifer and burn in hell for your promiscuity.

[Zhukov]

Making/winding clock: Happy love affair in the offing.

Cloth: depends on the kind of cloth;cotton indiates a need to guard against the loss of reputaion through indecent behaviour.

Knitting: Fancy knitting predicts the renewal of an old friendship.

Clown: You will be agitated by the missinterpritation of some of your thought and actions by people.

[Evil Robot]

I have news for you, THAT WASN'T A DREAM!

[pjalne]

OMG I HVAE A NITTED AROW IN MY POKCET! WASIT REEL?

[Protoclown]

Wow, I seem to appear in a lot of people's dreams. But never have I done something so awesome as knitting a clock.

[mburbank]

Knit THIS clock, bastard! Knit this clock right HERE!

[Anonymous]

So often these days, threads involving protoclown invariable lead to homosexuality. I am relieved to see that this one was merely about dream clocks.

[mburbank]

Dream COCKS, more like!!!

[pjalne]

So often these days, threads involving protoclown invariable lead to homosexuality. I am relieved to see that this one was merely about dream clocks.

I know! I woke up and was all like OMG a Protoclown dream without gayness! Small step for a man, giant leap for mankind.

[Carnivore]

Proto dies in a lot of my dreams. Mostly because I kill him :/

[sadie]

i had this dream proto and i were smoking a joint sitting on hay in this moving train car. and i'm not telling the rest.

[Protoclown]

IT WAS A DREAM...OF THE FUTURE ;)

[sadie]

IF SO, WATCH OUT FOR THAT RAKE UNLESS YOU WANT A SERIOUS CONCUSSION FOLLOWED BY A BOUT OF AMNESIA DURING WHICH YOU LIVE UNDER A BRIDGE AND DRAG A TWELVE-FOOT WOODEN CROSS TO THE SOUP KITCHEN WHERE YOU CALL A 300-POUND, BEARDED BLACK WOMAN "MAMA." :eek

[Protoclown]

OH BUT DIDN'T YOU KNOW I AM INTO THAT SORT OF THING :love

[sadie]

i should've known, you fucking freak. :P

[JenMacca]

I had a dream with Ozzy Osbourne in it last night...and then this morning I found out he was in an ATV crash....:-\ okay nobody cares so I'm shutting up

[Suck 'n' Fuck]

What if Martin Luther King Jr. started his "I have a dream" speech with "I had the wierdest dream last night" instead of saying "I have a dream."

[Cap'n Crunch]

MERRY F***ING X-MAS

[JenMacca]

I take it you've heard the South Park song of that same title?

[kellychaos]

I have scary clown dreams all the time. Thank you, Stephen King!! >:

[Rongi]

I had a dream that I went to school with Doopa and her dad was Rog and he owned the school. I asked her if she asked her dad to buy her 30 textbooks, could he? I don't think she answered me :(

[Sam]

I take it you've heard the South Park song of that same title?

WHAT"S THAT??? A SONG YOU SAY??? A SONG CALLED MERRY F**KING CHRISTMAS??? WHAT MANNER OF INSANITY IS THIS? :eek

[JenMacca]

Yeah! It's a great song, I think it's hilarious :lol Should I post the lyrics to it?

[Suck 'n' Fuck]

I have never heard that song before. I just googled the lyrics. It's pretty fucking funny.

[JenMacca]

I know ^_^ I think I know somewhere I can find a .WAV file of the song for you, if you want...

[Suck 'n' Fuck]

No thanks. I can't hear fuck shit.

Thanks anyway.

[Big Papa Goat]

fuck shit? wtf! :lol

[kellychaos]

Lick knob! >:

[Pub Lover]

I had a dream that I went to school with Doopa and her dad was Rog and he owned the school. I asked her if she asked her dad to buy her 30 textbooks, could he? I don't think she answered me :(
:lol @ 'Doopa Dream' >: