I don't appreciate spam e-mails!!!!!!!

[Stoppa]

MissFit, no more e-mails bitch!! I don't CARE how well-fucked your hole is, I won't go there!! I refuse to be the 5th string quarterback on your football field of lust!! Ya' filthy slut! It's pissin' me off! One more time, and I'm turning you in for harrassment!

Oh, and I AM going to post a picture of my dick. That's right. That ONE request I'll fulfill. By the end of the day, once I've managed to position the cam in the right area so as to get all 16 inches in the shot. If you're using a 15 inch screen or less, you may have to view it in sections. much like, from the nasty-ass pics I've been the horrible witness to, you have view pics of MissFit's 3 ton ass! FAT BITCH!! I don't CARE how many twinkies and ding-dongs you can cram up in there!!! DAMN!!

Reminds of the time this fat bitch begged me to fuck her in the bathroom at this restaraunt. I refused, and then I took her hot mom in the bathroom and ass-fucked her. Her mom actually made the chunky bitch WATCH!! LOL!!

[Nerd]

Good Stoppa, you do that. Mock Wars will be a much less annoying place after your banned.

[Tubesock]

Normally, I'd ask why you're posting a pic of your dick HERE of all places. I always thought the most logical place to show off your tackle was one of those forums where people post nothing but pics of their dicks. But now I completely understand your motives. How could I be so blind? Of course this is the right place to post your dick! And all the time I thought you were a fucking idiot!

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[MisSFiT]

Why does my name always have to come up in your posts?
Are you jacking off to my picture again?


Please don't post a picture of your dick.
I don't think I could handle your two and a half inch love muscle.

[camacazio]

I WISH STOPPA MADE PERSONAL ATTACKS ON ME SO I COULD RESPOND WITH STUPID SHIT TOO!

[MisSFiT]

Wait, this post may not be about you, but it seems to me like you have already taken it upon yourself to post "stupid shit."

[Supafly345]

0WN3D!!1!

[Suck 'n' Fuck]

I always thought the most logical place to show off your tackle was one of those forums where people post nothing but pics of their dicks.

We need a forum where people can post pictures of their dicks.

[Stoppa]

Stop sending me 35 megabyte files tha-..or should I say FILE, that could give a donkey the dry-heaves, and your name won't appear in my posts!

Does it squish when you walk?

Nevermind.

I mean, for cryin' out loud, drink a fat-free water or something!

DAAAAMN!!!

[ScruU2wice]

I refuse to be the 5th string quarterback on your football field of lust!!

:lol :lol :lol


im not reading to anymore stoppa threads now cuz im gonna be disappointed after that :(

[MisSFiT]

Hey Stoppa, I'm wondering if you live near me, that way we can go out and have a few drinks sometime.
I find you very fascinating with intellect and quick wit.

Also, if you are the buff god that you claim to be then you would already know that ALL water is fat-free.
I think you are obssesed with me because I'm the only one on here that pays you any attention.

I'm still not sure why you think I'm 300 lbs. My picture is in general blabber on the "post your picture thread". It's actually under a link because I don't know how to do it the other way.

Oh, and why don't you post anywhere else but mock wars?

[Tubesock]

Stop sending me 35 megabyte files tha-..or should I say FILE, that could give a donkey the dry-heaves, and your name won't appear in my posts!

Does it squish when you walk?

Nevermind.

I mean, for cryin' out loud, drink a fat-free water or something!

DAAAAMN!!!

I'm sure this means something but I can't figure out what.

[Stoppa]

It means you're a fuckwit who can't read sentences consisting of more than 2 syllables, without breakin' out the Dramamine and barf bags.

Now shutthefuckup and keep licking.

Missfit, you fat-ass piece of lying, inbred, ass-backwards, 3 toothed, 2 brain-celled shit.

You don't have a picture anywhere on this site. I'm sure this site has size limits due bandwidth limitations and such, therefore, you're a lying, marshmellow-filled, ho-ho eatin' and ho-ho bein' pile SHIT.

Have a non-fat ass pic of yourself from when you were 12, before you discovered the wonders of Little Debbie? Prove it or shutthefuckup.

[Schimid]

Also, if you are the buff god that you claim to be then you would already know that ALL water is fat-free.

:lol

[MisSFiT]

I would also like to let you know that everything you write doesn't get to me like you would like it to.

It's not my fault your family is to poor to afford your gastric bypass surgery that you so desparatly need. :(

[Tubesock]

It means you're a fuckwit who can't read sentences consisting of more than 2 syllables, without breakin' out the Dramamine and barf bags.

No, no, you misunderstand, my inbred friend. I could read it perfectly. Only problem was it was such a shambolic collection of gibberish that I couldn't understand what the fuck you were talking about. Since you're retared, I can understand why you didn't understand that.

[Big Papa Goat]

I would also like to let you know that everything you write doesn't get to me like you would like it to.
:lol

[Stoppa]

It means you're a fuckwit who can't read sentences consisting of more than 2 syllables, without breakin' out the Dramamine and barf bags.

No, no, you misunderstand, my inbred friend. I could read it perfectly. Only problem was it was such a shambolic collection of gibberish that I couldn't understand what the fuck you were talking about. Since you're retared, I can understand why you didn't understand
that.


And on THAT note...

from here on out, before you refer to me as "inbred", make sure you can spell the RETARDED correctly.

And yes, MissFAT, your jelly-filled ass lives, breathes, and orgasms to my posts.

Well..my posts, and those three Whopper Value Meals you've been eating since you started your diet.

Oh yeah, I meant to ask this already...

What's it like to have the word "Cadbury" tatooed on your ass?

[MisSFiT]

Hey Stoppa
There is a topic in the Loveline Forum that you may be able to help with.
"Do tards have sex?"

If you could help out that would be greatly appreciated!
Thanks!

[Tubesock]

And on THAT note...

from here on out, before you refer to me as "inbred", make sure you can spell the RETARDED correctly.


Who cares? You're still an inbred.

[Stoppa]

An inbred who has superior diction, puntutation, and sentence structure than your retadrerddredaderdd ass does.

If this is the best you sad pieces of shit have to offer, no wonder you're so very jealous of me and greatness.

MissFAT, I will look at the thread.

I'm interested in seeing what some of your ex's that survived the mating and gestation period have to say.

(Should I CnP a definition of gestation for you ignorant bastards?)

[MisSFiT]

Like I said a thousand times before, why don't you put a picture of yourself up so we can ALL admire your said greatness?

Or we are going to have resort to seeing you as the imbred peice of shit that you are.

[Stoppa]

Like I said a thousand times before, why don't you put a picture of yourself up so we can ALL admire your said greatness?

Or we are going to have resort to seeing you as the imbred peice of shit that you are.


You people are hillarious.

I'm an "IMBRED PEICE", huh?

As a general rule, Pizza the Hut, you shouldn't be making degrading remarks about a persons heritage when you yourself aren't able to spell the insult correctly.

iNbred
pIEce

My god.

Just give up.

I now own this board.

You've bitch-slapped yourdamnselves.

[Nerd]

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[Stoppa]

Yes, I too agree that that is an appropriate name for what I've been doing to you sad, simple sumbitches the last few weeks.

But I think I've verbally raped you all enough that reiterating it 100 times isn't necessary.

(So sad. I've out-witted and out-classed you all to the point that you no longer reply, you just respond with SPAM. I win. You may go now)

[MisSFiT]

Are you going to put up a fucking picture of yourself, or are you going to keep avoiding the question because you in fact are an IMBRED PEICE OF SHIT.

So what's the deal?
O.K. you are a middle aged fat ass that has never had a girlfriend and jacks off to pictures of 300 pound women fucking horses and midgets.
You contemplate killing yourself daily because your life has been nothing but hell because your Uncle fondled you your whole childhood and most of your teenage life.

So.....

DO THE WORLD A FAVOR AND DO IT ALREADY!!!!

edit: Did I metion you are IMBRED?

[Big Papa Goat]

EDIT: I hope no one reads this.

[MK IV]

EDIT: Oops, I'll pretend I didnt.

[Tubesock]

An inbred who has superior diction, puntutation, and sentence structure than your retadrerddredaderdd ass does.


You mispelt punctuation. I guess that blows your "MY ENGLI$h sk1LLz R BETER TAHN TUBESOCK" theory.

By the way, you're still an inbred retard. And Hitler was right. We should kill all inbred retards.

If this is the best you sad pieces of shit have to offer, no wonder you're so very jealous of me and greatness.

You're right! I am very jealous of your ability to bullshit people on a forum at the arse-end of the universe in thinking you're a superstud! How could I be so dumb in thinking otherwise?

Now off you go to your Magic: The Gathering meeting.

[liquidstatik]

This thread is completely useless and contributes nothing to the community. :(

[Stoppa]

An inbred who has superior diction, puntutation, and sentence structure than your retadrerddredaderdd ass does.


You mispelt punctuation. I guess that blows your "MY ENGLI$h sk1LLz R BETER TAHN TUBESOCK" theory.



I meant to do that. (It's good to see that you know the address to dictionary.com, though)




By the way, you're still an inbred retard. And Hitler was right. We should kill all inbred retards.



Actually, Hitler wanted to kill everyone who wasn't blonde haired/blue eyed. The "perfect Aryan". Thusly, after killing both your grandmother and grandfather after noticing the abnormally close proximity of thier eyes (I got 10 that says he doesn't "get" that one), he'd have shot himself in the damn head. For alas, he was neither blonde, nor blue eyed.

Not a history major, huh?

If this is the best you sad pieces of shit have to offer, no wonder you're so very jealous of me and greatness.

You're right! I am very jealous of your ability to bullshit people on a forum at the arse-end of the universe in thinking you're a superstud! How could I be so dumb in thinking otherwise?




Arse-end.

No wonder your a moron with poor grammar skills. You're obviously from either Western Europe or an damn Aussie.

Now off you go to your Magic: The Gathering meeting.


Yeah. THERE'S a witty response.


This thread is completely useless and contributes nothing to the community.


Kinda' sums up your whole existence on the net, doesn't it, fuckstick?[/quote]

[Stoppa]

Are you going to put up a fucking picture of yourself, or are you going to keep avoiding the question because you in fact are an IMBRED PEICE OF SHIT.

So what's the deal?
O.K. you are a middle aged fat ass that has never had a girlfriend and jacks off to pictures of 300 pound women fucking horses and midgets.
You contemplate killing yourself daily because your life has been nothing but hell because your Uncle fondled you your whole childhood and most of your teenage life.

So.....

DO THE WORLD A FAVOR AND DO IT ALREADY!!!!

edit: Did I metion you are IMBRED?


Sorry, Fat Alberta, I'm not so insecure that I need the opinions of millions of online losers, like some people who I won't mention.

*cough* MissFAT *cough*

What?

Oh yes, I'm glad I brought up the word mention.

You misspelled if in your previous post, where you were arrogantly flaunting, not only your inability to spell, but your refusal to learn when corrected.


Fat...a whore...stupid...no life other than the net...rejected from all sides...

Man...God really fucked you over, huh?

[Big Papa Goat]

:lol

[Stoppa]

Then you showed up.

Shit.

We were SO close too, huh?

[Mike P]

*cough* MissFAT *cough*

I'm sorry to interrupt, but this has got to be the most childish and horrible attempt to comically butcher a name of any kind ever. Continue.

[Stoppa]

I don't know about THAT.

Let's give your parents thier just due.

Mike P won't exactly make the "Beautiful People" list.

And trust me, fuckwad, there was never any chance I WASN'T going to continue.

[Tubesock]

Stoppa, if your down-syndrome fingers can't type quote tags properly then you shouldn't be anywhere near a computer. Go back to bed so your grandpa can molest your purty, whitebread ass again.

For example:



You mispelt punctuation. I guess that blows your "MY ENGLI$h sk1LLz R BETER TAHN TUBESOCK" theory.



I meant to do that. (It's good to see that you know the address to dictionary.com, though)

I guess you also meant to include your comments in my quote. If that's the case, I was wrong. You're not a retard. You're a MAJOR FUCKING retard.


By the way, you're still an inbred retard. And Hitler was right. We should kill all inbred retards.



Actually, Hitler wanted to kill everyone who wasn't blonde haired/blue eyed. The "perfect Aryan". Thusly, after killing both your grandmother and grandfather after noticing the abnormally close proximity of thier eyes (I got 10 that says he doesn't "get" that one), he'd have shot himself in the damn head. For alas, he was neither blonde, nor blue eyed.

Not a history major, huh?

Wow! A history graduate just proved the error of my ways with a magical history lesson! Isn't that special! He sure showed me! AND WITH HISTORY! I guess for your next trick you'll pull Jesus out of your anus to teach me the real meaning of Christmas! I can just imagine you with your pretend hot chick using history in everyday circumstances.

Pretend Hot Chick: Oh my god, Stoppa! Your Porche broke down! And there's no tow trucks in sight! How are you ever going to fix it?
Stoppa: Don't worry, Pretend Hot Chick! We'll use the power of HISTORY!
Pretend Hot Chick: If I was real, I'd kick you in the nads.

In any case, it doesn't change the fact that you're... STILL A RETARD!!! But just to satisfy you and every history professor reading this forum, I'll change my comments: John Boorman was right. We should kill all inbred retards.

You're right! I am very jealous of your ability to bullshit people on a forum at the arse-end of the universe in thinking you're a superstud! How could I be so dumb in thinking otherwise?

Arse-end.

No wonder your a moron with poor grammar skills. You're obviously from either Western Europe or an damn Aussie.

And you're a poster-boy for intelligence, right? Yeah, that was obvious from your lack of ability to quote properly and your Steve Austin-inspired signature. Cause, hey, most studly history nerds who drive porches and idolise Steve Austin are the portrait of high intelligence.

Yeah. THERE'S a witty response.

And THERE'S a shitty response. But luckily, it was the first response you didn't include in my quotes. It's too late though, cause you're a cum-guzzling dipshit and nothing will change that!


Face facts, Stoppa. You're not a super-stud and you never will be. You're just a retarded history geek who loves pro-wrestling and getting anally fucked by your grandpa. The sooner you realise that, the better.

[Nerd]

Guys, listen. There's obvously no getting through to this guy. You're only bashing your head against the wall. If we ignore his posts and threads, he'll go away. Okay? So no one post in the thread again. Unless it's Stoppa, who will surely smite me with another one of his bullet-proof combacks.

[Stoppa]

Guys, listen. There's obvously no getting through to this guy. You're only bashing your head against the wall. If we ignore his posts and threads, he'll go away. Okay? So no one post in the thread again. Unless it's Stoppa, who will surely smite me with another one of his bullet-proof combacks.


Translation:

I'm not witty or intelligent enough to handle Stoppa in the manner in which you are SUPPOSED to handle people on the net, with wit and intellect, and to be quite honest, I don't really think you silly sumbitches can either. So I think we should all ignore him, and hope he get's tired of being more intelligent, talented, hot, and all-together greater than we are. Collectively.

God, we suck don't we?

[MEATMAN]

Are you using the "royal" we? Because if you are, you're right.