"THE DOCTOR'S OFFICE" -by Protoclown

[Mockery]

Proto recently went to the doctor's office for a "flu shot" (that's his codeword for "weekly colonoscopy" for those of you who don't know) and was kind enough to share this lovely experience with everybody.

http://www.i-mockery.com/visionary/doctor-office-square.jpg (http://www.I-Mockery.com/Visionary/doctor-office.asp)
"THE DOCTOR'S OFFICE" -by Protoclown
http://www.I-Mockery.com/Visionary/doctor-office.asp

Enjoy!

-RoG-

[Command Prompt]

Usually I like Protoclown's writing

But that doctors office bit was funny back when Seinfeld did it. :(

[Suck 'n' Fuck]

Last week I got my flu shot. Since I live in Kanada, it was free. Thank the video game god for socialized health care! Also, I waited in a line. We filled out the forms while we waited in line. I got the shot. End of story. Wasn't that interesting?

The article was amusing, but I didn't crap my pants or anything as I often do when visiting i-mockery.

[Cap'n Crunch]

You didn't get a flu shot. You are just saying that so we might relate you the article and like you, but we won't. :lol

[Ihach]

buff mcmuscles makes me laugh, damn you cap'n crunch :(

[Jeanette X]

:lol I love it!

[Command Prompt]

Well, maybe I was being to harsh. I did get alot of laughs the second time through.

[Suck 'n' Fuck]

You didn't get a flu shot. You are just saying that so we might relate you the article and like you, but we won't. :lol

I got a flu shot. I'm not just saying that so you'll like me. I'm not that pathetic. Or am I? HMMMMM AM I THAT PATHETIC HMMMM!??!?!??!?!?!

Okay, I'm pathetic, but I did get a flu shot.

[Protoclown]

I wasn't aware Seinfeld had done anything about my doctor's office. Or any doctor's office for that matter.

[Command Prompt]

Its from "I'm telling you for the last time"

[A.S.H.]

Isn't it peculiar that when you're a little kid, injections with a syringe that seems as big as your damn head aside, visiting the pediatrician seems a lot less, how shall we say, fucking bitchy, than the fucking doctor?

[Anonymous]

Usually I like Proto's stuff, but this just seemed more than an IGN review than a humor article :/

[Protoclown]

Its from "I'm telling you for the last time"

I have no idea what that is, but okay.

And Chojin, I had originally submitted it to IGN but they rejected me. :(

[Dole]

I thought it was funny, but then I'm a right cunt.

[Anonymous]

Usually I like Proto's stuff, but this just seemed more than an IGN review than a humor article :/

Aw, you're just saying that because you have to go through a bunch of ads to see the article.




Oooooh, IGN is soooo BURNED!!!

[Protoclown]

Well, if Dole thought it was funny, then it was. So take that, you who didn't like it!

[Dole]

I refer to you the latter part of my previous post.

[Protoclown]

YOU'D BETTER SHUT THAT HOLE YOU PUT THE PIE IN OR THERE WILL BE AN ACCIDENT.

[Spectre X]

Heheheh, absolutely brilliant! A winner is you.

[Rez]

i was about to agree with chojin, but then the Minesweeper gag made me lol...

then i agreed with chojin :(

[Anonymous]

Seinfeld's version was better :< I'll look for two minutes for a transcript

[Anonymous]

You would.

[noob3]

lol colonoscopy hilarious :)

[noob3]

butts haha

[noob3]

woo.

[pissed off salesman]

the "explosive colon desiease lab" part was funny, even though its kind of hard to laugh with a swollen throat.