what the crap are these?

[Sergeant_Tibbs]

http://www.geocities.com/booji_boy_mcmlxxviv/index.html
I got these on christmas in about 1989 or 1990. Being an excited retarded kid I destroyed the pakage while opening them and I aslo lacked the ability to read so I have no idea what they are called, the story behind them, or in general what the hell they are. Could someone identify them for me?

edit: stupid geocities...

[Mr. Fugo]

I would guess they are the Lubritrons, the hot western, future smearers of the wild-wet-west.

Oh, when I think of their lubing abilities....Ohhhohohh
:wank:blah

But seriously... I don't know..

[Lye]

fishface the robotic wonder and captain anchor?
no idea

[Chun Li]

i wonder if you could pick one up on ebay for about $5.00 or if they have become a stupid collectors items......I have no idea why anyone would want to collect them but there are some very sad people out there :troutslap