I can't sneeze. :( [Archive]

liquidstatik

Dec 14th, 2003, 01:16 AM

Schimid

Dec 14th, 2003, 01:24 AM

Seriously, hit yourself in the nose. Not hard, just enough to get that quick flow of blood. Then breathe in or out through your nose, to kinda "fuel the fire."

It might take a little while, but it'll work.

Suck 'n' Fuck

Dec 14th, 2003, 01:27 AM

Tickle the inside of your nose with a q tip.

Edit: Why are they called q tips? The don't... q.

Schimid

Dec 14th, 2003, 01:28 AM

That's about as useful as sniffing pepper or building a bonfire in your mouth. :rolleyes

Suck 'n' Fuck

Dec 14th, 2003, 01:30 AM

When I do it, I don't jam it inside my nose. I just gently tickle the inside. It really works.

Retro Man

Dec 14th, 2003, 01:39 AM

star directly at the sun :/

liquidstatik

Dec 14th, 2003, 01:41 AM

Its 12:47 AM. And I don't think the moon will give me the same effect. :(

Retro Man

Dec 14th, 2003, 02:01 AM

oh yeah.. a halogen lamp has worked for me in the past as well

just don't stare at it too long

liquidstatik

Dec 14th, 2003, 02:10 AM

Nothing's working. :(

Sorry about your thread Schimid. You can share mine with me if you want. :/

Schimid

Dec 14th, 2003, 02:11 AM

That's like leaving a house of excrement to enter a house of dried-up excrement. Sorry. :/

liquidstatik

Dec 14th, 2003, 02:12 AM

lol. :( My little nose problem stopped. Don't know why. :/

Supafly345

Dec 14th, 2003, 03:04 AM

I have the feeling that I need to sneeze... but then I don't. It's been like that for the past 2 hours, and now my head's getting all stopped up and stuff. It sucks. :(

How can I make myself sneeze? :/Now this actually is what I do: very carefully, place a q-tip in your nose and touch the part near the back of the arch where it tickles. Then gently twist the q-tip and you will feel yourself having to sneeze. Quickly remove the q-tip and induce sneezing with breathing patterns (I assume you already know how). If sneezing feeling goes away repeat the q-tip process untill you sneeze.

NOTE: if you do this too much in one sessio it can leave your nose very sore and dry.

liquidstatik

Dec 14th, 2003, 03:06 AM

I'll give it a whirl real fast.

Command Prompt

Dec 14th, 2003, 03:32 AM

I am starting to see a correllation between who posts these threads, and who responds to them.

blast! I fell into my own trap! >:

MisSFiT

Dec 14th, 2003, 03:28 PM

Take a large sharp object,
shove it up your nose with all force intended,
and twist it 180 degrees three times.
That should get rid of your problem. :)

Matt Harty

Dec 14th, 2003, 03:30 PM

I suggest you try that right now Missfit. :)

HickMan

Dec 14th, 2003, 05:26 PM

MISFIT DON'T YOU MEAN 540 DEGREES?

liquidstatik

Dec 14th, 2003, 05:28 PM

I already said it went away. No need to reply to this thread anymore. So stop. :)