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Schimid

Dec 14th, 2003, 01:26 AM

Come on, you can't tell me anything more interesting is happening on this board. :/

I remember when I first got here and I was like "Holy shit, how do they have that many. I'll NEVER have that many, EVER." and now I do. :(

Suck 'n' Fuck

Dec 14th, 2003, 01:29 AM

Your 2000th post thread must be gayed up.

Penis.

liquidstatik

Dec 14th, 2003, 01:36 AM

Come on, you can't tell me anything more interesting is happening on this board. :/
http://i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?t=8404

Retro Man

Dec 14th, 2003, 01:45 AM

I remember when I first got here and I was like "Holy shit, how do they have that many.

90% spam
10% funny spam

Schimid

Dec 14th, 2003, 01:48 AM

You're a faggot. Get the fuck out.

Retro Man

Dec 14th, 2003, 01:59 AM

You're a faggot. Get the fuck out.
:blowme

Schimid

Dec 14th, 2003, 02:00 AM

Yeah, that sure is funny. Going along with the joke and all. Posting a picture of a penis in your mouth. That must mean you're secure with your masculinity. So you must KNOW that you like girls or something. You're a big man.

You're a pretty funny guy you fucking faggot.

Suck 'n' Fuck

Dec 14th, 2003, 02:02 AM

http://www.tuseta.fi/vinokino/2000/elokuvat/elokuvakuvat/rickand153x142.jpg

Esuohlim

Dec 14th, 2003, 02:03 AM

I don't represent anyone here, but I apologize to Schimid anyway. :(

Retro Man

Dec 14th, 2003, 02:04 AM

Schimid

Dec 14th, 2003, 02:05 AM

What a hilarious picture. You two are a regular Abbot and Costello. Why not post another picture of something homosexual, since you two are so clearly straight, you fucking nuggets.

Retro Man

Dec 14th, 2003, 02:06 AM

actually, that one was pretty comical...

again, i must ask why you care so much about it? do i really mean that much to you Schimid?

Suck 'n' Fuck

Dec 14th, 2003, 02:06 AM

http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:cxBDT6651CQC:www.geocities.com/groovescene2002/yukon.gif

Mike P

Dec 14th, 2003, 02:06 AM

http://www.tuseta.fi/vinokino/2000/elokuvat/elokuvakuvat/rickand153x142.jpg

What the hell are they doing? They both still have pants on, for God's sake!

Suck 'n' Fuck

Dec 14th, 2003, 02:07 AM

Dry humping?

Mr. Vagiclean

Dec 14th, 2003, 02:07 AM

Congratulation, you are now one of the "no-turning-back-now-fuckers"
The only way now you can go on with your life off of internet without worrying about your rep is to spot that hole called the "lack-of-no-turning-back-fuckers in the board" so you can just say the board ran out of smart people, along with their smart threads and smart responses and smart dicks and pussies, until a mad man comes along and ruins what you have written in a invisible ink across this board for years. AR FUCK

Suck 'n' Fuck

Dec 14th, 2003, 02:08 AM

Schimid or me?

Mike P

Dec 14th, 2003, 02:08 AM

Dry humping?

Ah. Thanks for clarifying.

Schimid

Dec 14th, 2003, 02:10 AM

God fucking damnit.

Thanks, Milhouse.

Retro Man

Dec 14th, 2003, 02:10 AM

Schimid

Dec 14th, 2003, 02:15 AM

What're you guys talking about? He was TOTALLY looking at ME!

Suck 'n' Fuck

Dec 14th, 2003, 02:18 AM

The guy was totally checking you out! Sweet talk him and get his phone number, tiger!

Schimid

Dec 14th, 2003, 02:18 AM

We're back to THIS again. >:

Retro Man

Dec 14th, 2003, 02:19 AM

don't look at me... i only made one gay joke...

Suck 'n' Fuck

Dec 14th, 2003, 02:20 AM

Dude, it's not my fault you have serious psychological problems because you are gay, yet you've been raised to hate gays.

Schimid

Dec 14th, 2003, 02:23 AM

Your avatar says "Merry Christmas." It's funny, because the word "FUCK!" is in the middle of it. Thank you for censoring it, though, or else I think I would have spit out this glass of iced tea I'm currently sipping.

Suck 'n' Fuck

Dec 14th, 2003, 02:24 AM

I didn't make my avatar. I "borrowed" it.

Mike P

Dec 14th, 2003, 02:24 AM

Hold off, Schimid. He's Canadian. Everyone knows Canadians are rather warped.

liquidstatik

Dec 14th, 2003, 02:26 AM

Stop ruining Schimid's Happy 2000th thread please.

Suck 'n' Fuck

Dec 14th, 2003, 02:29 AM

Schimid

Dec 14th, 2003, 02:31 AM

Shut up.

liquidstatik

Dec 14th, 2003, 02:32 AM

HAPPY 2000TH >:

Mike P

Dec 14th, 2003, 02:32 AM

Hold off, Schimid. He's Canadian. Everyone knows Canadians are rather warped.

Yes, it's true. We Kanadians are somewhat odd in the noggin. I mean... socialized health care and a bilingual country! WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY THINKING!?!?!?

Holy fuck yes. Give me my shitass country any day! Just because you're warped doesn't mean that your country isn't better... hell, just look at our Fearless Leader.

Suck 'n' Fuck

Dec 14th, 2003, 02:33 AM

You silly Americans. You're so silly! Tee hee hee!

Schimid

Dec 14th, 2003, 02:34 AM

Fuck this guys, whatever.

This is kinda what it feels like when you schedule a big party and only one person shows up so you go out to see a movie with them. :(

Retro Man

Dec 14th, 2003, 02:34 AM

Stop ruining Schimid's Happy 2000th thread please.

congrats on your 2000th (now plus 23) post!!!!! so, do you get some sort of commemorative plaque?

Schimid

Dec 14th, 2003, 02:35 AM

Please leave my party now :(

Suck 'n' Fuck

Dec 14th, 2003, 02:35 AM

Fuck this guys, whatever.

This is kinda what it feels like when you schedule a big party and only one person shows up so you go out to see a movie with them. :(
Except you keep being hostile to that person and repeatedly insult him and tell him to do painful things to himself.

Schimid

Dec 14th, 2003, 02:36 AM

No, that person is liquidstatik, because he's a buddy, and Milhouse just RSVP'ed.

You're like the dog at the party we all kick because he won't stop running up to us and rolling around on the floor in wacky positions.

Mike P

Dec 14th, 2003, 02:37 AM

Fuck this guys, whatever.

This is kinda what it feels like when you schedule a big party and only one person shows up so you go out to see a movie with them. :(

Er... I would actually kill for something like that. No one ever comes to my parties. Ever. Ah, and happy 2000 post. May you thrive to post 2000 more.

No, that person is liquidstatik, because he's a buddy, and Milhouse just RSVP'ed.

You're like the dog at the party we all kick because he won't stop running up to us and rolling around on the floor in wacky positions.

I would be the guy who kind of snuck in and is trying desperately not to get kicked out because no one likes him.

Mr. Vagiclean

Dec 14th, 2003, 02:52 AM

I would be the guy who starts jabbering some useless shit on the floor with foam crawlin outa his eyes and his mouth while some dumbass screams "JENGA" from the party kitchen.

Drew Katsikas

Dec 14th, 2003, 08:05 AM

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Snatchtastic

Dec 14th, 2003, 10:18 AM

Happy 2033rd post Schimid, I'll try not to vomit on the persian rug.

Matt Harty

Dec 14th, 2003, 11:50 AM

...

For once I actually hate people on this board after reading this thread.

ScruU2wice

Dec 14th, 2003, 12:37 PM

Your 2000th post thread must be gayed up.

Penis.

the prophecy has come true :(

sorry schimid...

HickMan

Dec 14th, 2003, 12:58 PM

SORRY SCHIMID, I'M NOT GETTING INVOLVED WITH THIS ONE. HAPPY 203SOMETHING!

Jixby Phillips

Dec 14th, 2003, 09:06 PM

My 3000th post:

http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?p=147425#147425

whoreable

Dec 14th, 2003, 09:16 PM

That was a classic!

HickMan

Dec 14th, 2003, 09:27 PM

That...is gr... OH WAIT! I'M NOT GETTING INVOLVED!