do 'tards have sex?

[smurphy]

it would be funny

[Matt Harty]

Have you ever had sex?

[FS]

That's right smurphy, aim low.

[Rongi]

it would be funny

ok

[Matt Harty]

Smurphy I like your avatar it's cool like your questions. :)

[Esuohlim]

I'm tired of putting up Smurf pictures. :(

[liquidstatik]

I don't think it would be too funny. :/

[Jixby Phillips]

It'd be cool but weird

[executioneer]

OF COURSE THEY DO WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU CAME FROM :rolleyes

-willie

[Rongi]

that's mean lol

[Rongi]

willie y u gotta be so mean

[executioneer]

sry I just like to make jokes :(

-willie

[Rongi]

It's all fun n game till som1 gets hurt

[liquidstatik]

do 'tards have sex?

[Schimid]

It's all fun n game till som1 gets hurt

then its hillarious :lol ;lol :lol

[Mike P]

It's only hilarious if the injury's minor. If it's major... then it's COMEDY GOLD. God, I'm so lame.

[MisSFiT]

Have you never seen Life Goes On?

Corkey has sex on the final episode.

[Studio8]

I'd like to see two of em doing a 69.

[Supafly345]

69? Yin-Yang?

[Mad Melvin]

No, what I think studio8 is trying to say, is that he would like to see two retards making love to a 69 year old. sick bastard.

[Snatchtastic]

It would be funny if I caught you having sex with a tard, and he was drooling on your weiner and I'd just laugh and laugh and laugh.

[Supafly345]

I already explained what a fucktard was to our local favorite mindsore, madmax. I don't want to have to do it again.

[Studio8]

There has GOT to be some video of a retard having sex somewhere on the internet. Can someone besides me look for it? Please?

[MisSFiT]

Seriously, what is your obbsesions with retarded folks having sex?

That's kinda creepy. :/

[Studio8]

I just want to laugh, that's all.

[executioneer]

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2972601503&category=1467

-willie

[Ninjavenom]

There was a video on Ogrish a while ago that was to be shown at special schools in sex ed teaching girls about their periods. It made me fucking hate Ebaum's World. HATE.

[kellychaos]

Yes, but verrrrry slowly.

http://i23.ebayimg.com/02/i/00/e8/87/9b_1.JPG

[Suck 'n' Fuck]

I'm picturing 2 retarded people having sex and drooling and screaming stupid things. :lol2

[Mad Melvin]

Good for you.

[MisSFiT]

Watch what you say, you may one day have retarded children. :(

[Anonymous]

lol huh

[Suck 'n' Fuck]

Watch what you say, you may one day have retarded children. :(

THAT WOULD BE SUPER DUPER!!! THEN I CAN FIND OUT WHAT ITS LIKE WHEN RETARDS HAVE SEX WHEN I MOLEST MY RETARDED CHILDREN!!!!! OMG I JUST REALIZED THE ONLY REASON PEOPLE HAVE KIDS IT TO MOLEST THEM OVER AND OVER AND OVER.

I wonder if they'll drool all over my cock?

[Studio8]

Dude

[Anonymous]

I don't remember making that post

[noob3]

i made it ofcourse

[MisSFiT]

...OMG I JUST REALIZED THE ONLY REASON PEOPLE HAVE KIDS IT TO MOLEST THEM OVER AND OVER AND OVER.

Most people need therapy to recover from a past such as yours.
Maybe you should check into it. :/

[executioneer]

why does ska suck?

-willie

[HickMan]

SORRY GUYS, I'M NOT GETTING INVOLVED WITH THIS ONE.

[Studio8]

Someone spoke too soon.

[MisSFiT]

Studio8, I know you are probably a really cute guy, but your avatar really scares me. :(

Sorry-off subject-but I had to say something.

[Studio8]

!!!!
We should get to know each other.

[Schimid]

STUDIO8, DO YOU PLAY METAL GEAR SOLID? :lol

[Studio8]

I don't think I do.

[Schimid]

!!!!

I FEEL ASLEEP! :lol

[Studio8]

Dream of something silly for everyone in the whole world!!!

[MisSFiT]

!!!!
We should get to know each other.

O.K. too bad we are five states away. :(

[Schimid]

I fucking hate you guys.

[Alphonse]

I used to live in Baton Rouge. ;o

[Studio8]

Shmid,
Where in Baton Rouge did you live

Alponse,
5? Which state

MissFit,
Hey

[Schimid]

I DIDN'T LIVE IN BATON ROUGE WTF

[MisSFiT]

Studio8 that really didn't make sense-but I live in Arizona.
It's actually 3 states away, I was blowing it way out of proportion.

I fucking hate you guys.

WHY???? :tear

[Alphonse]

I have no idea exactly where I lived. I remember 'Blue Bonnet Apartments'. It was when I was in the 2nd/3rd grade. I didn't really like Baton Rouge all that much. ;\

[Studio8]

The way you blow things out of propositionportion is way hot

ps wtf shmidot

[Schimid]

Because it had Studio8 in it and every time he breathed, a national terror alert for mustard gas was put into effect.

DAMN BOY, YO BREAF STAJNK :lol

YOU ARE A MOUTH-BREATHER :lol

[Alphonse]

I think my penis just deflated. :'(

[Studio8]

i am laughing and squirting mustard all over the place

[MisSFiT]

Halitosis is a very cureable mouth disease.

Any questions aske me-I used to be a dental/orthodontic assistant.

Studio8= :yum

:)

[Schimid]

i hate to say it but studio8 just made me lol :(

[Alphonse]

http://www.i-mockery.net/top-menu/top-menu5.gifYou're gay.http://www.i-mockery.net/top-menu/top-menu5.gif

[Studio8]

i've been laughing for the past 10 minutes. seriously.

[Alphonse]

http://www.whowouldbuythat.com/images/weird.face.ashtray.jpghttp://www.whowouldbuythat.com/images/weird.face.ashtray.jpg
wwwwwwaaagggggggeeeeeeeeeeeeealaaaaa
http://www.whowouldbuythat.com/images/weird.face.ashtray.jpghttp://www.whowouldbuythat.com/images/weird.face.ashtray.jpg

[Studio8]

Missfit = Studio8

[MisSFiT]

I'll give you directions. :)

[Studio8]

This is very one-sided.

[Schimid]

:lol

HE DOESN'T LIKE YOU

:lol :lol :lol

[Studio8]

Wait is missfit a boy?

[MisSFiT]

NO, I'M NOT A BOY. >:

DUMBASS.

EDIT: My picture is up in General Blabber.

[Studio8]

Wait, am I a dumbass? Are we fighting? UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Alphonse]

http://www.fadetoblack.com/tvguide/odd.jpg

[MisSFiT]

No, I hope not.
I like you.
Not like like you, but you know what I mean?

[Alphonse]

AKA

I JUST WANT TO FUCK, NOT GET SENTIMENTAL

[Studio8]

My chest is warm right now because of what you just said.

[MisSFiT]

pg. 102 "post your picture here" General Blabber.

I'm not a man/boy.

[Studio8]

(I already looked heehee)
ps that was a cute heehee not a stupid creepy one.
hehehehehh is a creepy one.

[Anonymous]

OH COSMO :lol

[executioneer]

I love how this conversation is happening in a thread titled, "DO TARDS HAVE SEX?" :lol

-willie

[Ghost of Fraiser]

Remember the OLD MESSAGE BOARD :rolleyes

[Studio8]

No.

[Helm]

I love how this conversation is happening in a thread titled, "DO TARDS HAVE SEX?"

ROFLTG

[Urban2]

Rolling On Floor Licking the Ground?

[Studio8]

I don't know.

[Helm]

That's actually a good guess although you'd have to ask GFUHJVIOErwyou´hl.igj<usg<54yorahl.-´ rh<. wuel h4qugl-h-iuLJ24QHKLJ-

[Studio8]

< waiting for someone to type that out > .....

[Urban2]

GFUHJVIOErwyou´hl.igj<usg<54yorahl.-´ rh<. wuel h4qugl-h-iuLJ24QHKLJ

Grandma Fucks Under House Jacking Vick In Order Everyday. Robert Was Your Only Uncle. Half Life Is Great. Joey < Urban. Stupid Gays < 54 Year Old Richard and Howie Long.- Ronaldo Hicho < William Uvula. Eating Licorice Has 4 Quick Ugly Queens Guarding Larry - Hoyt - I Underestimate Leonard Johnson's 24 Queens Hate Kevin. Lord Jesus. ?

Is that right?

[Alphonse]

N,byvfc.

[Studio8]

You'll have to ask Helm.

[Urban2]

Alphonse
No, but you're very fucking close.

[Urban2]

Went through all that work for nothing, I get no response. No respect, no respect!

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:maul :suicide :die :goth[/center:4dbaab237e]

[Ghost of Fraiser]

Please, I'm doing this as a favor. Go outside and play baseball, meet some people. Make life worth living so that you'll never have to post here again.

[executioneer]

GUESS WHAT THIS ACRONYM STANDS FOR:

SHUT UP >:

-willie

[Suck 'n' Fuck]

Guess what STFU stands for?

[Studio8]

Playing baseball is the solution to most of life's problems.

[Helm]

Helm said Dragon's Lair came in way too many floppies.

[sadie]

iwahihmmamaimh. :P

[Jixby Phillips]

SOMEONE NEEDS TO RENEW THEIR SUBSCRIPTION TO SHUT UP MAGAZINE :lol

[sadie]

yes, mradventure. yes, they do. >: