Man Turns to Ash

[Mike P]

Apparently, a man in Atlanta was dumped in a park a few mintues before sunrise. He was bound and gagged, and when the sun rose, he cried out something unintelligible and spontaneously combusted, turning to ash. I lost the link to the story, but I know who has it, so I'll get it posted soon.

[KevinTheOmnivore]

SADDAM MUST BE LINKED TO 9/11 NOW!!!

[Big Papa Goat]

[Reference to OAO hijacking threads] :pirate

[Perndog]

[obscene tirade directed at Papa Goat for stealing my fucking gimmick >:]

[executioneer]

[adult swim]

-willie

[Big Papa Goat]

[obscene tirade] [:lol] [:imock] [apologies to Perndog]

[Perndog]

Okay, that schtick has now been driven straight into the ground, never to be recovered. I hope you're happy. >:

[Big Papa Goat]

I tend to do that. :( Why isn't anyone talking about the man turning into ash?

[Perndog]

Because everyone knows it's a hoax and we don't have a link to the story anyway.

HAHAHA it's not even a hoax, it's a blatant joke. Wow.

[Jeanette X]

That is a fictional newsticker from www.timeofjudgement.com . They are ending the World of Darkness RPG setting, the Apocalypse is nigh, and they are telling the story through newstickers. Scroll down, and click on the News ticker thing above where it says forums.

I hope you feel very very stupid, Mike.

[Guderian]

There is no such thing as spontaneous combustion. It is a lie of the left.

[Vibecrewangel]

The gamer dork in me cries out in pain.


















Pain that I will now have to listen to the unending gossip of those who claim to be the "authority on the WW world...."

MY EYES THE GOGGLES THEY DO NOTHING

[kellychaos]

Please help avoid fires. Stick your ash here.

http://www.everlastingurns.com/Images/Walnut72ppi7.jpg

[Spectre X]

Jeanette, the burning cartoon beaver pic if you please.

[Jeanette X]

http://rackshack2.mybuddyinfo.com/images/141326MyEyes.gif
:lol2

[soundtest]

:lol

[Immortal Goat]

http://www.deadites.net/posters/aod1.jpg

Ash!

I can't believe that I am the first to post this kind of pic here. :(

[Mike P]

I hope you feel very very stupid, Mike.

God fucking damn it. I do feel very, very stupid. If there was an emoticon showcasing a mentally challenged person hitting themselves in the head with a hammer or something, I'd damn well be using it.

[Big Papa Goat]

Ya, because Jeanette X never falls for stupid jokes.

[Jeanette X]

You're right...I suppose it is the pot calling the kettle black. :(

But I would have at least verified something like this before posting it.

[Drev]

Maybe the guy was a vampire, since he died at sunrise.



DRACULA :chatter

[AChimp]

:lol2

:tardlol

[Mike P]

Ah, that works. Thanks, AChimp.

Me> :lol2

I have learned my lesson... I shall verify the source next time. And not trust my friends, the tricky bastards.

[kellychaos]

It's trick-trick-trick-trick-tricky! :/

[The One and Only...]

[insert thread hi-jacking comment here]

[kahljorn]

You're all racist.