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Lenor
Dec 16th, 2003, 11:19 PM
Will you have sex with me???

especially:

1. not knowing what I look like?
2. not knowing where I live?
3. not knowing how old I am?
James
Dec 16th, 2003, 11:49 PM
I know all of those things. And I'd fuck you if it meant that moans of pleasure (or pain) would replace the typical retarded shit that spews from your mouth.

And, I guess you're not all that ugly, which is a bonus too.

But in the end, I don't think I really could. After all, Chojin, and stuff. So, I'm sorry that I have to reject you. Please find comfort in breaking a glow stick and pouring the contents into your ear.
Spooky
Dec 17th, 2003, 12:35 AM
depends on the money i get out of the deal.

and if i get to dropkick you in the face wearing cleats.
Lenor
Dec 17th, 2003, 09:26 AM
Glowsticks arent meant to go into ears silly!!

Besides it was a joke, Im not that desperate, and I'd much rather have sex with my boyfriend.


And if you didnt know, Chojin is not my boyfriend, he has a gf, that was along time ago.. Me and Eric are still friends. I've met his mom who is a wonderful lady, and took him too a party where he took lots of pictures and posted them on here.
James
Dec 17th, 2003, 09:47 AM
I'd much rather have sex with your boyfriend, too.

And I'm very much aware that you and Chojin aren't together anymore. I'm just saying, you don't go moving in on a girl that one of your friends has already been with.

So please, stop trying to have sex with me.
Lenor
Dec 17th, 2003, 10:08 AM
And tell me again why I would want to have sex with you??
Cosmo Electrolux
Dec 17th, 2003, 10:55 AM
because you asked him to?
Big Papa Goat
Dec 17th, 2003, 11:06 AM
Wait... it was a joke?
Schimid
Dec 17th, 2003, 09:17 PM
I'd much rather have sex with your boyfriend, too.

:lol
Lenor
Dec 18th, 2003, 01:43 PM
I would much rather have sex with my own boyfriend also..
Esuohlim
Dec 18th, 2003, 02:02 PM
ZING
Matt Harty
Dec 18th, 2003, 02:11 PM
I would much rather have sex with my own boyfriend also..

:lol
James
Dec 18th, 2003, 07:04 PM
I'm sure your boyfriend would also prefer I have sex with him.
Cap'n Crunch
Dec 18th, 2003, 07:07 PM
:dunce
Lenor
Dec 18th, 2003, 08:04 PM
And Im sure (if you had one) your gf would Much rather have sex with me!
Skulhedface
Dec 18th, 2003, 08:13 PM
And I'm sure your boyfriend would much rather have sex with...


Aww, shit, I killed it.
Lenor
Dec 18th, 2003, 08:24 PM
I killed a plant at work..
Anonymous
Dec 18th, 2003, 10:20 PM
:picklehat
James
Dec 18th, 2003, 10:22 PM
And Im sure (if you had one) your gf would Much rather have sex with me!

My current girlfriend is my hand, and all she wants to do to you is twist your tit, slap you in the face, and thumb your asshole.

No sex.
Anonymous
Dec 18th, 2003, 10:23 PM
OH YEAH!
James
Dec 18th, 2003, 10:29 PM
I just don't understaaaaaaaaaand the ladies.
Lenor
Dec 18th, 2003, 10:46 PM
:LOSER LOSER LOSER!!!!


at least I get SEX!!!!
executioneer
Dec 18th, 2003, 11:05 PM
I understand ladies, it's MYSELF I don't get :eek

-willie
Perndog
Dec 18th, 2003, 11:17 PM
at least I get SEX!!!!

Yeah, it's hard for young women to get laid alright. A teenage girl trying to find a guy to fuck is like a teenage boy trying to find his dick with his hand.
Spooky
Dec 21st, 2003, 08:01 AM
more threads need to be about sex with me
Lenor
Dec 21st, 2003, 09:56 AM
your not cool enough :(
Spooky
Dec 21st, 2003, 10:32 AM
your mom >:
Lenor
Dec 21st, 2003, 06:15 PM
Omg, your mom too!!!! WOW!!!