Well Slap My Balls And Call Me Sally! [Archive]

Evil Robot

Dec 18th, 2003, 06:13 PM

Awwww... Did you get all chili waiting for the little bus to take you to special school?

Esuohlim

Dec 18th, 2003, 06:15 PM

It's a cold one, ain't it?!

LOL!!!

Supafly345

Dec 18th, 2003, 06:15 PM

I was angry at this thread before I even opened it.

kellychaos

Dec 18th, 2003, 06:33 PM

The angry black man is such a tired cliche.

Alphonse

Dec 18th, 2003, 06:34 PM

I wish someone would fondle my balls once in a blue moon. :(

MisSFiT

Dec 18th, 2003, 07:15 PM

You know a blue moon actually happens more often than one thinks.

So, you might just get your wish after all.

Helm

Dec 18th, 2003, 07:38 PM

Misinformation Man was so much better than you.

At least he didn't assume :(

Suck 'n' Fuck

Dec 18th, 2003, 08:55 PM

Slap my ass and call me Sam.

Spooky

Dec 18th, 2003, 08:59 PM

Can't you people ever post anything interesting?

Suck 'n' Fuck

Dec 18th, 2003, 09:04 PM

Fuck me in the ass and call me Frank.

Supafly345

Dec 18th, 2003, 09:13 PM

Replace "fuck" with "stab", "ass" with "neak", and "frank" with "dead". Then you would be close to interesting.

Suck 'n' Fuck

Dec 18th, 2003, 09:18 PM

What the fuck madness is a neak?

MK IV

Dec 19th, 2003, 02:07 AM

A misspelled neck. :lol

ziggytrix

Dec 19th, 2003, 09:51 AM

either that or we're unfamiliar with some new slang for genitalia...

FartinMowler

Dec 19th, 2003, 10:09 AM

HI Sally.

Matt Harty

Dec 19th, 2003, 10:15 AM

It's a cold one, ain't it?!

LOL!!

Retro Man

Dec 19th, 2003, 12:28 PM

http://recollectionbooks.com/bleed/images/humor/squirrel.jpg

Mr. Vagiclean

Dec 19th, 2003, 01:08 PM

>: WTF my guinea pigs are not even CLOSE to being hung like that man squirrel

kellychaos

Dec 19th, 2003, 03:44 PM

Twist my titties and call me Tabitha.

Esuohlim

Dec 20th, 2003, 06:10 PM

LOL!!! :love :love KELLY :love :love

Esuohlim

Dec 20th, 2003, 06:17 PM

Twist my titties and call me Tabitha.

OMG!!!

HickMan

Dec 20th, 2003, 06:19 PM

ANYBODY ASIDE FROM MILHOUSE DOES "LOL!!!", THEY SHOULD DIE. YES MATT, IT WASN'T YOUR PLACE.

ziggytrix

Dec 20th, 2003, 06:19 PM

I say "lol" IRL when I hear something funny.

EverythingWillSuck

Dec 20th, 2003, 06:28 PM

But her name is kelly...? :/

Esuohlim

Dec 20th, 2003, 06:46 PM

Haha, I love how people think he's a woman.

EverythingWillSuck

Dec 20th, 2003, 07:31 PM

But his name is kelly...? :/

fixt

liquidstatik

Dec 20th, 2003, 07:44 PM

FO' REEL DO'

Supafly345

Dec 20th, 2003, 08:55 PM

What slang exactly are you trying to imitate there?

Spooky

Dec 20th, 2003, 09:19 PM

that's simple.

fo' and do' are there, and since DO is a real word, "fo" must read like "foo", since it's only right. foo is commonly a slang term of "fool".

"reel" of course, means reel like in fishing.

so it means fool fishing do

which means "EVERYONE GO FISHING"

-jason
prfessor, ebonics 101

Esuohlim

Dec 20th, 2003, 09:33 PM

I DON'T CARE

Spooky

Dec 20th, 2003, 10:37 PM

Esuohlim is full of angst. Like Linkin Park.

I DON'T CARE..AND IM ABOUT TO BREAK

Esuohlim

Dec 21st, 2003, 10:16 AM

WHO'S LINKIN PARK? >:

Spooky

Dec 21st, 2003, 10:25 AM

a city between allen park and melvindale, and has outer drive run through it, in michigan. :( :(

Esuohlim

Dec 21st, 2003, 10:34 AM

HI I'M SPOOKY

ALL I EVER TALK ABOUT IS MICHIGAN BECAUSE PEOPLE NEED TO KNOW WHERE I LIVE

kellychaos

Dec 22nd, 2003, 04:19 PM

a city between allen park and melvindale, and has outer drive run through it, in michigan. :( :(

They're not from Michigan. LINK (http://www.rockonthenet.com/artists-l/linkinpark.htm)

Matt Harty

Dec 22nd, 2003, 06:13 PM

Haha, I love how people think he's a woman.

Still do.