I-Mock Wrestling League :eek

[Schimid]

Y'alls is bitches if y'alls don't join >:

I'm using your username, so don't whine >:

I need how old you are and your disposition (Face/Heel) and two finishers that you want, and if they're submissions or w/e

I decide who wins based on how hil-ARIOUS you are >:

I also choose the gimmicks, so if you're an obnoxious fuck, you're getting that gimmick >:

[Studio8]

I don't want to play but if I do then I get to be either John Cena or Tatanka.

[Schimid]

You fucking bitch >:

You make your own wrestler and all, y'all. I pick your gimmick, by the way, so if you're an annoying fuck then that's gonna be your gimmick >:

[Evil Robot]

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[Studio8]

Man, this is going to shoot through the roof!

[Evil Robot]

You can be the ejaculator and shoot your load through the roof as your gimmick.

[liquidstatik]

Age: 16
Good guy. ;D
Finishing Moves:
Help the opponent up after I have won the match. :)
Pray for the mean wrestlers so that they may become nicer. :o

[Suck 'n' Fuck]

Age: 18

I am neither good nor bad because the terms "good guy" and "bad guy" depends on which side you are on.

Gimmick: Being unbelievably homosexual to the point where even the flaming fags tell me to stop. I'm shirtless, and I wear hot pink tight and sparkly feather sunglasses.

Finishing moves: Assraping my opponent.
Biting my opponent's dick off after I give him a blowjob.

WTF is "disposition (Face/Heel)?"

[Studio8]

Dude

http://raw.wwe.com/superstars/rico/images/rico1.jpg

[Suck 'n' Fuck]

Who the fuck in their right mind would have facial hair like that?

[liquidstatik]

Please don't ruin this thread. :(

[Perndog]

Age: 20
Heel

I haven't watched wrestling since Hulk Hogan was the Michael Jordan of the WWF and advertised for children's vitamins and the Undertaker was brand new and an actual badass instead of the fruit he looks like today. So I know nothing. Can you give me finishing moves?

[Schimid]

All I need are names. I choose whether it's Impact, Submission, whatever, just gimme some weird names for them :(

[James]

Didn't Chojin already do this? :rolleyes

[Schimid]

...did he? :(

[Perndog]

Not quite. And Chojin only made two threads.

If I just need names, then my (painfully hackneyed, just like wrestling) finishing moves are....

The Pentagram Slam
and
The White Tiger :roy

[Suck 'n' Fuck]

My finishing moves are Ass Fucker and the Cock Biter.

[Schimid]

The results are gonna be posted in the Mock Wars thread, I guess, every week and then they can be locked/deleted every three days after the event ;(

[Dole]

The world holds its breath :|

[Studio8]

This is going to be very exciting.

[Spooky]

Age:19
Heel
Finishers: Big Leg Drop and Razors Edge
:/ :( :( :( :(

[Command Prompt]

HEELS DON'T HAVE FINISHING MOVES CAUSE THEY GET BEAT UP ALL THE TIME STUPID

ME

NAME: Mad Ali-Baba, Scourge of the Desert

Finishing Moves: The SCUD Leg Drop. The Iraqi Infiltrator, The BIG
PILE OF FUCKING LIES reverse throw. "THE FLYING CARPET"

Trademark: TYPING IN ALL CAPS MOTHERFUCKER

Quote: "I got yer Weapons of MD right here bitch (points to crotch)"
"Time to whoop some Great Devil's Ass"
"YOU KNOW BETTER THAN TO MESS WITH A SAND ****** LOL"

[Drew Katsikas]

Age: 16

Disposition: I don't even know what this is, so I'm gonna say face

Finishers:

The Done In, I guess it can be some kind of jump off the turnbuckle maneuver

And Bones Mason, a submission.

[ziggytrix]

Age: 26

Disposition: also face

Finishers:

The Done Again, I guess it'll be whatever the last guy did

And Bones Mason, a repetition.

:|

[Carnivore]

Just think of the old, evil, bow before me because I'm infinitely better than you Undertaker as the basis of my character. That or Mr. Perfect, but he doesn't capture my darker side.

[Mike]

Name: HITLOR the genocider.

Age: 450

Height: 30 stories

Weight: 2980 kg.

Frequently tromps into the ring drinking apple cider, doesn't find opponent until he takes a bath later and discovers the opponent squashed between his toes.

[Ninjavenom]

name: Ninjavenom

dispo: Heel

Age: 16

moves: THE BASTARDIZER (flying elbow drop), THE SKULL SPLITTER (something involving a weak slap/punch. Make sure it's ineffective)

[Sam]

Name: Sam

Age: 18

Disposition: EVIL!

Moves: "Teh Furry Driver" (super drop someone on the head move) and "HI I'M SCHIMID" (painfully painful repetitive submisson).

[HickMan]

Name: HickMan

Age: 14

Disposition: What's a disposition?


Finishing move: THE FRONT LEG TWIRL TWAT TAP.

[Anonymous]

Name: Chojin
Age: 24
Weight: 180 lbs.
Disposition: Heel
Currently: Super Face
Special #1: TKO (Armbar DDT)
Special #2: Jin-Up (Reverse Lionsault)
Favorite Move: Arm Drag & Hook Kick
Quote: "I'll give you a TKO from Bal-tee-mo'!"

[Command Prompt]

I love this thread.

So what is the official name of the league and who owns it.

[Schimid]

It's the IMWF, I'm the owner (But RoG will be a McMahon-type deal, for angle purposes.)

Instead of "You're fired!" he'll just yell "BANNED!"

Me and a few others will decide the winners through AIM. The first card will be up in General Blabber shortly :o

(And yes, there IS a gay gimmick in the sim that I'm using, so S'n'F is getting that)

[Anonymous]

Boogie should be the evil owner, and Mew the face comissioner

[Cap'n Crunch]

I AM CO-CREATOR BECAUSE ME AND SCHIMID STARTED WRESTLING AND IF I DON'T GET IN I AM STARTING MY OWN LEAGUE OF PEOPLE TO GO AGAINST YOUR LEAGUE. :(

[Schimid]

THEN I'LL JUST BUY OUT YOUR COMPANY :rolleyes

CRUNCH YOU CAN BE CO-SOMETHING :(

[Anonymous]

I get to be the Triple H of the Federation and hold people down, be in every plotline, and never, ever drop the title.

[Schimid]

"I'd hold this sign higher, but Triple H is holding it down."

:lol

[Sam]

I want to be in Chojin's "clique" where I tell him AND THE WORLD he is the best wrestler ever, but everyone knows that if it wasn't for my outside interferance he'd never touch a title again.

[Cap'n Crunch]

CRUNCH YOU CAN BE CO-SOMETHING :(

WE CAN EITHER BE CEO OR MANAGER :(

[Skulhedface]

NAME: Skulhedface

AGE: 22

DISPOSITION: Super Heel

FINISHERS: hmm... gimme a chokeslam and a stunner.

[Anonymous]

We have two faces in the federation! :>

And Schimid, shorten the acronym to 3 characters

[Cap'n Crunch]

NAME: THE CRUNCHITIZER

AGE: UNKNOWN

FAVORITE MOVE: ANKLE LOCK

FINISHER: POWER CHOKE BOMB >:

[Tropical]

http://www.game-revolution.com/misc/staff/johnny.jpg
Name: Jimmy Li
Age: 17
Weight: 140 lbs.
Disposition: ???
Currently: ???
Special #1: Jeet Keun Do (Hit you before you can hit me)
Special #2: Hapkido (Korean Art of bone breaking)
Favorite Move: Elbow to the nose
Quote: "I don't want trouble!!!!"

[Anonymous]

YOu can't have fighting styles as finishers you kook >:

[Rongi]

http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:sd902XKoVu0C:www.tamu.edu/singing_cadets/bios/images/grimace.jpg
Name: The Grimace
Age: AGELESS
Weight: 1 metric ton
Specialty: Chewing off arms, head bash
Finisher: THE GRIMINATOR ( massive kick to the face and or genitalia )
Quote: "Quotes are for fags."

[jin]

Name: JIN* / PARIS HILTON
Age: UNKILLABLE
Weight: 140 lbs.
Disposition: Face
Currently: Unknown
Special #1: "Sweet Jin Music (Yakuza Kick)"
Special #2: "JUDGEMENT DAY (Judgement Drop)"
Favorite Move: Pirate slash & Belladonna Remix
Quote: "I invented Jesus."

[Matt Harty]

Name: Lotida

Age: 12

Disposition: WHAT

Moves: HEWO WITTLE FISHY

[MrAdventure]

NAME: MRADVENTRUE

AGE: 44 iN JWERK YEARS

WEIGHT: A JERKS WEIGHT I THINK IT'S 155 FOR THIS

DISPOSITION: A JERK'S FASE

CURRENTLY: JERK FRMO AMERICA

SPEALCL 1: INTARNET SLAM (chmoke hold()(thsi is where i make a poorly designed webpages defacing yuor face)

SPECIAL 2; OLD, OLDER, OLDEST (finishers))(okay so after you are being a bood stport about your webpage i promise to update it but i nevefr do and you die from waiting on the itnernet

QUOTE: "BETWEEN YOU AND ME I LIKE THE APPLE TREE ADN BLOWJOBS"

[Evil Robot]

I think your all a bunch of jerks. Goto hell.

[Jeanette X]

Name: Jeanette X, AKA The WereWoman

Age: 21

Weight: None of your business!

Disposition: Bestial

Special moves: The Enraged Honey Badger: Attacking the testicles of an opponent.

Finishing Move: The Psychotic Weasel: Leaping onto the head of an opponent and clinging to it until he falls over.

[EverythingWillSuck]

Name: Carrot Top

Age: 77

Weight: 200 lbs

Disposition: Heel

Finish 1: Shit Burger Deluxe Shake
Finish 2: Carrot Straight Edge Frenzy

hope I forgot nothing :(

[Schimid]

That's great and all, but you fags gotta realize that I'm using your usernames for this board rather than what you put >:

It's easier to know who loses that way >:

[Anonymous]

Just make Jeanette the Nature Boy, like I was going to before I got bored with doing the NWO.

[Schimid]

Sadly, this is nowhere near the hilarity of the NWO threads. :/

There are no pictures involved, just written results because I'm too lazy to do anything else :(

[EverythingWillSuck]

That's great and all, but you fags gotta realize that I'm using your usernames for this board rather than what you put >:

It's easier to know who loses that way >:

alright :/

[Schimid]

YOU HAVE ALL BEEN HIRED :eek

All except for Mike, Hickman and Rongi. Characters really wouldn't work in this situation >:

[Schimid]

Alright, but now, I need an announcer/color commentator (Can also be a wrestler,) and a referee name. :[

FIRST PEOPLE TO REPLY GET THE SPOTS :eek

[Anonymous]

aroo

the referee should be named 'Sputnik'

[Schimid]

Soda Popinski is the announcer, Chojin is the color commentator. I made Pickleman the referee because I'm an unoriginal bitch.

Also, Matt Harty and Tropical were not permitted. :(

Tropical, I need actual finishing moves. But I can make your gimmick a Kung-Fu Master :O

[Schimid]

ALRIGHT, Y'ALLS.

I've had two ideas:

Each week, post up the card, and then have you guys mock your opponent in Mock Wars. If it could happen, we could merge the Technophile Talk and Q&S threads into one to make room for this, if RoG doesn't want to flood Mock Wars. Me and a few others will decide who wins and who loses, based solely on humor. It'll be like Mock Wars, but year-round. :O

OR

Chojin's idea--I let the computer pick who wins, and people respond to the results, in-character.

ROCK THE VOTE

[Schimid]

Oh, and Rongi or Crunch need to join with their finisher being "SUPAR LOO"

[Schimid]

Regarding The Stat System:

You all start with 50 in the stats. These are things like Brawling, Stiffness, Over, Speed, stuff like that. Stats won't help you win a match, since I always choose that, but it's awesome for the results--your wrestler will do awesome moves and spots and bumps and shit.

To gain stats, if you can make me (or any of my co-judges) LOL anywhere on the boards, I'll add 5 to all of your stats.

Example: Liquidstatik sucks and loses a buncha matches, but then he says a few really funny things and I LOL a lot at what he posts. His stats will go up, and he'll still lose, but it'll be in style.

[Sam]

STYLIN' AND PROFILIN!

http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-4/146333/ricflair.jpg

WWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Schimid]

You just earned five points. Seriously. :/

[Command Prompt]

http://www.geocities.com/sheikfan/SHEIKCOLOR1.jpg

I SAY ITS TIME FOR "SLAUGHTER IN THE SAND" BITCH

[liquidstatik]

The image isn't showing up. :( So I don't get the joke. :(

[Sam]

It's a picture of The Shiek, but it's still not funny with the picture. =(

[liquidstatik]

Well that's not cool. :o

[Mike]

UMMMM..I'm not a character. Whatever made you think I was a character? I'm serious.

[ziggytrix]

The nationality of the mysterious The Amazon is unknown. With his obscure name and vicious Pirhana Bite, fans are baffled as to the origin of this wrestler. Speaking only in Portugeuse, and wearing a Brazilian flag, the secretive warrior known only as The Amazon rarely gives interviews. And when he does, he usually grabs the sportscaster's face and bites most of it off. Sometimes he will grab them in a modified headlock and shake their head around a few times. Then he does a little dance while screaming, "Outlaw Choke! Outlaw Choke!" This wrestler is a favorite among the criminally insane, African cannibals, voodoo practitioners, and people with birth defects. The Amazon has yet to be fully accepted by the American fans, and were they not frightened of him so much, they would probably give him the King Slender fruit treatment. But after the slaughter of 1979 in an Arkansas arena, people are very respectful to the pea soup colored mutant. And to the survivors of that night, I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.

[Studio8]

lofl

[Anonymous]

I don't think you can add to the stats while the promotion is running, Schimid. You can go into the editor, but the changes won't be reflected in your save.

[Schimid]

Yeah, but I doubt I'm going to actually have a full-fledged promotion.

I was thinking of just running one card, then adding to stats accordingly, and start a brand new one each week. I'd be able to give the people their belts back easy, too, so it'd work.

And what I was thinking about doing is a combonation of our two ideas. I let the game choose randomly who wins, but who wins is chosen by the stats--and whoever makes me and a few others LOL the most has the best stats, so they'll win.

[jin]

Does this mean i have to start posting stuff now? :?

[Matt Harty]

Also, Matt Harty and Tropical were not permitted.

AND DON'T SAY I DIDN'T GIVE YOU THE RIGHT INFORMATION >: