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Bennett
Dec 19th, 2003, 04:24 PM
Up to six... c'mon kelly make it 7

Rez
Dec 19th, 2003, 04:28 PM
TIME KEEPS ON SLIPPIN SLIPPIN SLIPPIN
INTO THE FUTUUURE.


LOCK >:

Bennett
Dec 19th, 2003, 04:29 PM
he's apparently given up on a record.
please lock and delete.

Suck 'n' Fuck
Dec 19th, 2003, 10:52 PM
OMG THERE IS FREE PARKING!!!!!!

Matt Harty
Dec 19th, 2003, 10:55 PM
YAY ONE MORE THREAD ABOUT KELLYCHAOS AND WE CAN SAY SOMETHING FUNNY LIKE "TIC TAC TOE" :lol

Skulhedface
Dec 19th, 2003, 11:25 PM
:dunce

Evil Robot
Dec 19th, 2003, 11:43 PM
all yor base are belong to us

Studio8
Dec 20th, 2003, 11:11 PM
Oregon Trail is here.

Suck 'n' Fuck
Dec 20th, 2003, 11:16 PM
OMG U HACKED MY COMPUTER!!! I AM REPORTING U!!!!!!

Retro Man
Dec 21st, 2003, 12:57 AM
i wish this thread would stop :(

Alphonse
Dec 21st, 2003, 02:31 AM
This thread reminded me of goatse. :)

Studio8
Dec 21st, 2003, 02:48 AM
I wish it would stop too but people keep posting in it...

DamnthatDavid
Dec 21st, 2003, 05:05 AM
And World Spoke out,
"Mop Me"

A man toiling in the fields far below gazed up in amazement at the world. Which was a hard thing to accomplish without falling over.
The World was impressed.

"I am filled with the scum of the me. You are the chosen hero to..."
but the man interrupted.
"Ah, excuse my interruption."
"You are excused."
"The Scum of the me?"
"Well yes," said the World, "you see I am the world, but also the earth, so when I say scum of the me, I speak of..."
"Never mind, I figured it out." Said the man.
"Good," replied the World, "now with that settled..."
The world cleared it's throat.
"You are my chosen hero, and thus, you must mop the scum of the me off, clearing me of all those who are evil."

The man thinks this over for awhile, the World didn't mind, for the World is very patient.
"I'll get a mop?" asked the man.
"Yes"
"And perhaps a bucket?"
"Of course."
"So, I'm just a janitor? That's kinda stupid."
"Err, well yes, a Janitor of the me. Not very spectacular, I admit, but on the plus side, you get to have mad Ninja skills and powers."
The man perked up quickly. A gleam appeared in his eyes.
"Well, Hot damn! Ninja Powers! Sign me up World!"

The World tossed the man his pen. Which sadly was to scale for the world. The man was instantly crushed.
"Damn..." said the World.
The World turned, as it always does, and saw another man who was watching the event.
"Hey you! You want a job?"
The man shrugged his shoulders.
"Sure, why not? But let me use my own pen."
The World agrees, and hands the Mop and bucket to the newly appointed Janitor Man, or J.M., or Oh, Amazing one, and dozens of other names which The Mop Master Ninja super hero would later be called by.

Studio8
Dec 21st, 2003, 02:07 PM
I like it.

DamnthatDavid
Dec 21st, 2003, 04:00 PM
I like sharp pointy objects ment to impale.

Suck 'n' Fuck
Dec 21st, 2003, 10:22 PM
I like S-E-X.