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Stoppa
Dec 20th, 2003, 02:02 AM
http://www.usatoday.com/life/gallery/tom-cruise/top-gun.jpg

This is me when I was an ace fighter pilot for the U.S. Navy.

http://home.earthlink.net/~danheffner/tomc.jpg

This is me when I was tending bar for awhile. Man...those were the days.

http://www.posterplanet.net/pictures/images/Tc1b1.gif

I was a race car driver for awhile. I was really good. Won quite a few championchips before I decided to bow out and let someone else have a chance. Hey, I'm a thoughtful guy.

http://www.cnn.com/SHOWBIZ/9703/oscars/best.actor/cruise.jpg

Then there was the time I went into business for myself as a sports agent. It was iffy at first, but me and my star black football player from Phoenix, we made it through. I really miss that guy. I really showed him the money, in the end though.

http://www.posterplanet.net/pictures/images/Tc1b7.gif

Ahh! While I was in the Navy, I was also a lawyer, or JAG (Judge Advocate General). This is a picture of me when I was trying a Marine for having ordered the death of a young Marine private. You'll be happy to know that I won the case, and the guy is currently being ass-fucked by men named Bubba, Leroy, and Sue Ann, respectively, in Ft. Leavenworth, Kansas.

http://www.ixplosive.com/tom/s_pics/028.jpg

Just a random picture of me looking oh so delicious on a vacation. Sometimes I turn my own self on.

http://www.ixplosive.com/tom/s_pics/144.jpg

Some chicks just won't take no for an answer when you say, "No, I'd rather not have a close-up done of my modelesque face right now. Yes, you may fondle my dick for a second. Ok, times up. Yes, time is up. Let everyone else have a turn."

http://www.ixplosive.com/tom/s_pics/197.jpg

Yeah, I'm cooler than you. Learn to deal, motherfuckers, learn to deal.



And as promised, a picture of my dick.

Enjoy.

http://members.aol.com/atmaweapon15/milton.gif

Sam
Dec 20th, 2003, 02:39 AM
Hey... that kinda looks like... Tom Selleck.

executioneer
Dec 20th, 2003, 02:56 AM
I liked you better when your name was Cunt McMurphy :rolleyes

-willie

Tubesock
Dec 20th, 2003, 06:19 AM
I liked you better when you were not logged into this forum.

Nerd
Dec 20th, 2003, 12:36 PM
HEY STOPPA, YOUR DICK KINDA LOOKS LIKE MY AVATAR. PRETTY WEIRD HUH? :x

And fuck you guys for not sticking to the plan.

HickMan
Dec 20th, 2003, 01:07 PM
I liked you better when you were not logged into this forum.

YOU TELL 'EM SOCK!

Tubesock
Dec 20th, 2003, 03:10 PM
Oh, I'll tell 'em... WITH MY FIST IN THEIR FACES!!!

Cap'n Crunch
Dec 20th, 2003, 03:15 PM
HEY GUYS, I THINK STOPPA IS TOM CRUISE. :(

The Retro Kat
Dec 20th, 2003, 05:33 PM
I want Ben Affleck to put his balls on my nose then i sniff really hard.

Esuohlim
Dec 20th, 2003, 07:32 PM
FAGS ARE LIKE BULLETS EXCEPT I DON'T KILL BULLETS

FartinMowler
Dec 21st, 2003, 01:46 PM
FAGS ARE LIKE BULLETS EXCEPT I DON'T KILL BULLETS


Have you been sticking bullets up your butt again moulolim?

Esuohlim
Dec 21st, 2003, 02:22 PM
IT WAS A REFERENCE TO WILLIE'S POST. >:

A CUNT MCMURPHY ADVENTURE: FAGS ARE LIKE BULLETS EXCEPT I DON'T KILL BULLETS (http://www.novirginsallowed.com/saddadcentral/writings/kuntstory1) >: >:

NOW YOU'LL HAVE TO THINK TWICE BEFORE YOU POST SOMETHING AS ULTRA-ROFL AS "BULLETS IN THE BUTT". :lol

EDIT: The link works now. But in case you missed this edit, it's there again if you scroll down enough. :(

Schimid
Dec 21st, 2003, 04:20 PM
moulolim?

WTF? :lol :lol

Esuohlim
Dec 21st, 2003, 08:11 PM
YOU POSTED THAT AT 4:20 :smokin

The Retro Kat
Dec 23rd, 2003, 01:19 PM
You posted that at 9:11 :smokin (REMEMBERLOL)

ScruU2wice
Dec 23rd, 2003, 03:29 PM
everything is 5 hours of for me...

MEATMAN
Dec 31st, 2003, 02:48 PM
This is Stoppa now. http://www.manor.org/~butcher/images/727AM.jpg

liquidstatik
Dec 31st, 2003, 02:56 PM
R U SHUUR?

MEATMAN
Dec 31st, 2003, 02:59 PM
Oh, come on! Can't you tell that this IS, in fact, Stoppa's lovely visage?

Bennett
Dec 31st, 2003, 03:21 PM
i'm not convinced

MEATMAN
Dec 31st, 2003, 03:26 PM
I'm not sure how much surer I can be.

The Retro Kat
Dec 31st, 2003, 06:05 PM
Doesn't matter how sure you are, it matters how sure everyone else is.

executioneer
Jan 4th, 2004, 02:33 AM
milhouse your link is rwong :(

http://www.novirginsallowed.com/saddadcentral/writings/kuntstory1/

-willie

Esuohlim
Jan 4th, 2004, 02:39 AM
Thank you Willie for being cool and not being a jerk and telling me. :( Unlike all those other jerks. >: