Plutonic Escapades

[Command Prompt]

Okay i have this girl that i've known for a long time and I thought she was real sweet and had a good heart and we were good friends. But she broke up with her long term boyfriend and now shes hitting it like 2, 3 guys at a time. I think shes a slut now along with everyone else and I feel ashamed to even be her friend or hang around with her.

I know sluts are all good and they are nice to have around but it sucks hardcore when they spawn from your friends. Should I just phase her out or should I try and talk sense into her and be like "bitch you can't be having that dick in you all the time it will mess up you're life yo"

This is like one of the worst things that has happened to me in my short 22 years. Its like "Hi am your sweet girl next door friend" OOPS I AM A SLUT. It would be like my best friend being like "G I have known you all my life but I am really BLACK and JEWISH!!!!! AND GAY" Fuck that would suck.

WHAT SHOULD I DO >:
It would REALLY be funny if James said "HIT THAT SHIT DAWG AND BAIL" cause that is my advice to him all the time :(

[Protoclown]

What in the FUCK does any of that have to do with Pluto???

[executioneer]

he's going to try and trick her into eating a pomegranate :eek

-willie

[Mike]

"bitch you can't be having that dick in you all the time it will mess up you're life yo"

LOL. Good one.

[MisSFiT]

Tell her she being a slut and she needs to stop because it's not cool and it doesn't make her look sexy, it makes her look like a slut.

She probably likes the attention from guys, but coming from a guy she might realize the attention is only negative. :/

[Anonymous]

Good advice.

[AChimp]

Try to score with her.

[Command Prompt]

Coming from you, SHUT UP. >:

[AChimp]

Send her over to me, so I can score with her.

[ItalianStereotype]

rape yourself. it's the only way.

[Slinky Ferret]

C:\ it sounds like you're jealous! I wouldn't say this girl is a slut, I would say she's obviously making the most of her freedom. Sometimes a girl needs to feel wanted. Although there must be something wrong if she needs three blokes, it shows that they are all lousy and cannot fully satisfy her animal instinct.

But if she is still doing this in a couple of months time and everyone you know has had a go then she's a slut. :) You should be friends with someone even if they have a better sex life than you. Who knows, you may actually get to be the only one that can please her. >:

[Cap'n Crunch]

SLOWLY TURN HER INTO A PROSTITUTE SO YOU ARE AT LEAST GETTING SOME MONEY OUT OF IT. :rolleyes

[Brandon]

Try to score with her.
AGREED.

[camacazio]

Girls tend to change a lot coming out of their first relationships, especially long term ones. It's just who she is now.

[Suck 'n' Fuck]

Fuck her in the ass.

[Command Prompt]

:lol Slinky Ferret is a slut too!

[Suck 'n' Fuck]

Fuck her in the mouth too.

[Protoclown]

I'm still waiting for Pluto to come into this at some point.

[Alphonse]

http://www.craft-stop.com/images/Pluto_in_the_Dog_House.JPG


BARK

[ziggytrix]

POMEGRANATE :lol

[Dole]

I think this piece of general advice is always handy for people submitting genuine requests for help on this page: 'Kill your friends, family, then yourself'.

[Command Prompt]

TELL YOU WHAT BUDDY, YOU TRY IT FIRST, AND IF IT WORKS OUT WE WILL ALL FOLLOW. :(

[AChimp]

You try too hard. :(

[Command Prompt]

www.thedailybull.ca

[AChimp]

SPAM. >:

[sadie]

a friend of mine did the same thing. she was the only other virgin i knew when we were like nineteen, and after i slept with my boyfriend, whom i already intended to marry and did marry and was with for twelve years, she went into (what i consider) a humongous slut period. she had sex with probably thirty guys in about six months. now, she's a wife, mother of two, and reads her bible daily.
i think ms. ferret has a point, though. if your friend were a guy, c-person, would you feel the same?

[AChimp]

C:\ is jealous of anybody getting action.

[Command Prompt]

If ANYBODY here needs a woman, it is me. I have whined the most, and the longest, so take a bloody number, Potato. >:

K THANKS BYE ;)

she's a wife, mother of two, and reads her bible daily

WELL AS LONG AS SHE READS THE BIBLE I GUESS ITS OKAY. ONLY TWO KIDS? SHE PROBABLY COULD OF POPPED OUT A LOT MORE :)

[Slinky Ferret]

Is C:\ a girl? Oops!

Okay lets look at things this way.

1. I'm not a slut.
2. I'm not a slut.

Okay now we have that out of the way I wish to make the following observations for you to read into and twist as you see fit.

1. This girl is having what can be referred to as a rebound. This can often happen after a relationship and is part of the process of getting over someone. However, I wish to point out that it is not a good method of getting over your ex. But it can be a fun way.

2. Men can go out, pull a bird and shag her and the next night do the same all over again with another one. However if women do this they are a slut.

3. Not all rebounds need to require three blokes and tons of casual sex. What this girl probably really needs is a hug and someone to listen to her. A couple of bottles on wine might help too.

4. She is probably using sex as a way of making herself feel more attractive again, her self esteem is probably pretty low.

5. I think sex is alot better in a relationship because then you can get to know what the other person really likes, rather than just a quickie against the wall outside a seedy nightclub (with at least two different lads). Now that is slutty.

Its most likely just a phase, she will most likely end up getting hurt too.

[Command Prompt]

Thanks for agreeing

British lasses are a cut above, a bit reserved socially but fire in the bedroom :)

I may be pretty, but I am no lass, love. ;)

[sadie]

i didn't say my friend is happy. or adjusted. but she's no longer displaying slutacious behavior. too bad about her husband, though. he was recently fired from his law firm--and will probably soon be disbarred--for sleeping with a client.

[Command Prompt]

Okay stop agreeing with me. >: