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HickMan
Dec 20th, 2003, 05:17 PM
Uncle Ben 3936: YOUR MY FAVORITE

Super Retro Guy: fucking a right

Uncle Ben 3936: do you have titz?

Super Retro Guy: pecs

Super Retro Guy: and balls

Uncle Ben 3936: aww

Super Retro Guy: big hairy tasty cummy ones

Uncle Ben 3936: thats cute

Super Retro Guy: i know

Uncle Ben 3936: do you show em off for money?

Uncle Ben 3936: please say yes

Super Retro Guy: the ball or the pecs?

Uncle Ben 3936: both

Super Retro Guy: no, i usually just suck cock and offer hand jobs for money

Uncle Ben 3936: how much?

Super Retro Guy: how much you got?

Uncle Ben 3936: six bucks

Super Retro Guy: thats bullshit

Super Retro Guy: got to at least have tennie

Uncle Ben 3936: alright. ill tell you when i have enough

Uncle Ben 3936: dont you have a christmas sale?

Uncle Ben 3936: the korean guy down my block does

Super Retro Guy: he has herpes

Uncle Ben 3936: o man:-(

Uncle Ben 3936: well, ill get 4 more bucks and come back to you on that. deal?

Super Retro Guy: you have herpes, fuck off

Uncle Ben 3936: nu-uh!:-(

Super Retro Guy: dont gimme that bs

Uncle Ben 3936: only the handjob part, then!

Super Retro Guy: thats naste

Uncle Ben 3936: ill throw 5 more dollars in the mix of things. how does that sound?

Super Retro Guy: two tennies and its a deal

Uncle Ben 3936: four fives?

Super Retro Guy: deal

Uncle Ben 3936: alright...

Uncle Ben 3936: sounds good to me. i want this to happen when the ball drops on new year's. ok?

Super Retro Guy: 6 fives then

Uncle Ben 3936: ok ok

Uncle Ben 3936: do you know who this is?

Super Retro Guy: no

Uncle Ben 3936: that korean guy's son

Super Retro Guy: which ones?

Uncle Ben 3936: the third

Super Retro Guy: why not the fourths?

Uncle Ben 3936: the fourths are gays

Uncle Ben 3936: i have to go help my dad with something. ill sort out all of the arrangements later.

Through this whole thing, he didn't have a clue who I was. :(

Rongi
Dec 20th, 2003, 05:18 PM
I'M HILLARIOUS

HickMan
Dec 20th, 2003, 05:43 PM
I RUIN THREADS

liquidstatik
Dec 20th, 2003, 05:56 PM
lol :o

Schimid
Dec 20th, 2003, 06:02 PM
:/ :| :blah

liquidstatik
Dec 20th, 2003, 06:04 PM
EMOTICONS ARE FUN!

eMoTiBoB
Dec 20th, 2003, 11:55 PM
hell yeah

ScruU2wice
Dec 21st, 2003, 01:04 AM
i told him who you were and along time ago... :/


and he was all like "oh yeah that guys the dousche from the boards..."

or he mighta been talking about me to my face, like he does alot :(

HickMan
Dec 21st, 2003, 11:47 AM
HE SAID HE DIDNT KNOW WHO I AM :(

ScruU2wice
Dec 21st, 2003, 12:24 PM
it's not like anyone lies to make funny conversations :rolleyes

or

he forgot :(