obligatory "I'm drunk" thread

[Drew Katsikas]

Well I am. Fucking Warren Zevon kicks ass, especially if you're intoxicated andf bored. LAWYERS GUNS AND MONEY, GET ME OUTTA THIS. HAH! p Do I have to name everyone Ilove? If so, no one on this board/ LOLO./ Wow. IM HIDING IN HONDURAS, IM A DEPSERATE MAN. The shit has hit the fan. series of claps. Im quoting and singing zevon now so have fun with my post./ :picklehat Guitar solo. That kicks ass. High p[itched scream. RIP Zevon. Hell yeah/

[Drew Katsikas]

Is hot choclate and beer a throw-up recipe?

[Zomboid]

Very much so. Don't drink ANYTHING hot right now unless you really wanna puke.

[Drew Katsikas]

Thanky

[glowbelly]

wash down a couple ludes with some water. you'll be FINE tomorrow morning...or the morning after that.

[camacazio]

Eat nachos.

[Evil Robot]

Is hot choclate and beer a throw-up recipe?
No, you wont puke anything unless your a lightweight. Your not a lightweight are you?

[Drew Katsikas]

Im such a lightweight, 4 beers, so im really not worried about a hangover or anything/ thats never been a problem/ I puked once when I drank mikes and beer, but juice and beer dont mix in the smallest amounts.

[glowbelly]

sound like mike didn't appreciate you drinking his stuff :(

[Evil Robot]

4 beers?! shut up now, just shut the fuck up until your really drunk. Shit I dump four beers into my fucking cereal at breakfast you lightweight. Get more drunk, then you can post about being drunk.

[glowbelly]

there was a point in my life where i could drink any grown man under the table.

i'm kinda glad that i don't want to do that anymore.

[Drew Katsikas]

4 beers?! shut up now, just shut the fuck up until your really drunk. Shit I dump four beers into my fucking cereal at breakfast you lightweight. Get more drunk, then you can post about being drunk.

OMG YOUR SOOOOO TUFF! TEACH ME HOW TO BE LIKE U!. Jesus Christ, who gives a fuck how muchj it takes someone to get drunk. it's a bunch of macho bullshit. People get ridicul9usm over and just lie. One kid claimed he had 50 shots of bacardi 151 in a night. Antohert had 30 light beers. gmme a break. It's amost b ad as when people say it takes them 3 hours to come whiule fucking.

[Evil Robot]

Wow, your a mean drunk. :(

[glowbelly]

you know what's REALLY bad?

not having an orgasm at all during sex.

HOW COOL AM I NOW?

[Evil Robot]

You know, I can help you with that as well.....

[glowbelly]

give me $1500 and i'll let you fight my boyfriend for the chance

[Drew Katsikas]

you know what's REALLY bad?

not having an orgasm at all during sex.

HOW COOL AM I NOW?

You're a girl
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SO WICKED COOL :picklehat

[Evil Robot]

I don't have 1500 dollars, but I have a motorcycle. Does your boyfreind have a motocycle?

[glowbelly]

no.

is the motorcycle worth $1500?

[Drew Katsikas]

I bet your bf doesn't like you discussing his inability on the internet.

[glowbelly]

who says i was talking about him?

[Evil Robot]

Bike is worth $8500@19.5% APR :(

[Drew Katsikas]

oh, so you just don't come in general?

[glowbelly]

i only come when called >:

[Drew Katsikas]

m y penis is beckoning you. LOL

[Evil Robot]

If you only come when called can I have your phone number? :)
P.S. I am making sexual advances towards you over the internet.

[Command Prompt]

If you were't a jerk that worked in a garage, you could of bought it on a student line of credit with about 1/5 that intrest rate >:

I thought jerks that worked in garages bought used and fixed it for cheap anyway! Stupid Jerk!

[Command Prompt]

What kind of bike is it. I like bikes.

[Evil Robot]

It's a Suzuki DRZ 400E, and I bought it BEFORE I was a jerk.

[Command Prompt]

Nice. I'm buying a bike when I graduate. I want a Honda 929 RR.

The only thing that sucks is you REALLY can't drive them drunk, unlike a car, which you sorta can.

At least with a bike though, it would only be your stupid ass you kill.

[Drew Katsikas]

Im going to bed now.













PS the simpsons sucked tonite. :hat

[Evil Robot]

Are you kidding me? I've had 2 (two) DWIs and I can tell you that driving a bike drunk is incredibly easy. I know it sounds bad, but cops are less likely to see a bike weaving and decide to pull you over then if you were doing that in a car. Speeding and weaving are acceptable methods of riding a bike so cops don't know your drunk.

[glowbelly]

now i know why you don't have $1500 :(

[Evil Robot]

I'm not a car, you can't pull me over!

[Command Prompt]

Evil Robot is cool when he's not being a jerkass.

[executioneer]

I WISH MY COMPUTOR HAD NOT BEEN BROKEN SO I COULD HAVE BEEN HERE FOR THIS THREAD :(

-willie

[Drew Katsikas]

ya you do