Caught with my pants down

[Zomboid]

I was at my girlfriend's place and we knew her mom was gonna be back EVENTUALLY, we just didn't know when and didn't really care much at the time. We were in her bed and I was completely naked and we fell asleep like that. The stairs to the front door are right outside her window so we woke up when her mom got home and I was fumbling to get my pants on when my oh so clever girlfriend told me to go to the closet. I went and brought my shit with me but forgot my very recognizable jacket on the floor (it's a team football jacket and has my name and position :/ ). She asked where I was and then, almost instinctively, opened the closet door and told me to get out and never return. I got my clothes on and went to the door to get my shoes on and saw like 10 of her relatives all staring at me while her mom yelled about "some guy coming in and fucking my daughter in my own home". I tried not to laugh but it was kinda hard so I just left as soon as I could. As soon as I got out the door her mom came out and threw my wallet at me and told me to expect the cops at my door in the morning.

Yeah....So I'm done with this girl.

[Alphonse]

Well, was it any good? :)

[Command Prompt]

Is her mom hot?

[ziggytrix]

how old are you, and how old is the girl?

(move this thread to loveline, somebody!)

[Supafly345]

"And guess what the cops said her charges were? Breaking an entering!"
*ba-dum*
"Haheeeeya! Than- kyou everybody and Goodnight!"

[Spooky]

loveline forum >:

[Command Prompt]

:lol

That was actually funny.

[Jixby Phillips]

I hope they lock you pu for good :lol

[glowbelly]

peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

[Ninjavenom]

That was good, Supafly. :D


Tell ya what, though, that's some shitty situation. I've yet to be caught in a situation like that, but i think it would probably be pretty fucking funny.

me: Oh shit, your dad's home! He's not supposed to be home until (cliché!)

her: Go hide in the (cliché!)

Dad: Hey honey. Who's (cliché) is that (clichéing) on the (cliché?)

-opens cliché-

Dad: Get out of my (cliché) berfore i put my (cliché) in your (orifice)!

That would make an awesome mad lib.

[Anonymous]

I would have just told her mom to shut up. But I also wouldn't have hid in the closet.

* Oh yeah, what the hell would the cops do? :lol

[Command Prompt]

If she is underage the parents can charge you with rape. :(

[Zomboid]

I'm 16 and she's 15 so they can't do a damn thing since the age of consent is like 14 here.

This guy nicknamed "dirty doug" got put in the drunk tank for a night for fucking this lady's daughter then being caught in the bathroom, but even that was kinda stretching it :/

[Command Prompt]

I used to live in Alberta. I never met Dirty Doug though.

I knew a guy that lived in a bus shelter names Stinky. I didn'y "know" know him, but we were introduced.

Winnipeg is like that sometimes. >:

[MisSFiT]

Have you ever heard of Seventeen Magazine, or even YM?

This would be like a totally awesome humiliating story. :rolleyes

[Anonymous]

Here in maryland the age of consent is 16, but from 12 to 18, it's legal if you're within 4 years.

[Evil Robot]

You should have told her mother that you have a bomb.

[Jeanette X]

Don't you think that you and her parents should have met at least once before you commenced fucking her? :blah

[Evil Robot]

Her mother probably dindn't like the idea of her daughter going out with a hispanic.

[Anonymous]

Don't you think that you and her parents should have met at least once before you commenced fucking her? :blah
No? What, do you have to ask for permission?

[Alphonse]

GOD DAMNIT, ANSWER ME NOW, WAS SHE ANY GOOD? >:

[Jeanette X]

No? What, do you have to ask for permission?

Well no, but it prevents nasty scenarios like this from happening.

[HickMan]

I SAY YEA. I agree with Chojin. If a girl wants it, you don't think much of it. And you just dive right in. Plus, if you would introduce yourself to her parents, I don't think that would matter since she was fucking... :/

[Schimid]

Yeah, but if they said no, you just KNOW that they would do it even more.

[Ghost of Fraiser]

In Canada, they take your dick in for questioning.

[Command Prompt]

Her mother probably dindn't like the idea of her daughter going out with a hispanic.

:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

I changed my mind, Evil Robot is on my cool list now.

[Jixby Phillips]

I hope that because of some weird loophole Zomboid goes to jail for a long long time and gets raped untill he dies :lol

[Schimid]

Only if the jail warden gives consent, though.

[Sergeant_Tibbs]

This happend to a friend of mine, except when the girl's mom came into the room she stepped on the used condom then looked in the closet.

[kellychaos]

No? What, do you have to ask for permission?

Well no, but it prevents nasty scenarios like this from happening.

And have her remember you for the police sketch artist? Sheesh! :rolleyes

[crash0814]

Fucking Canadians...

[Jason]

No? What, do you have to ask for permission?

Well no, but it prevents nasty scenarios like this from happening.

No I'm pretty sure that if her mom caught him naked in her daughters room while they were gone, she still would have been pissed..

[AChimp]

This thread is LOL. :lol

[Geggy]

zomboid just ruined someone's life. now she's going to spend the rest of her high school days in church on saturday nights because her mom says so. good going!

[Studio8]

What is a drunk tank?
More importantly, did your jacket get dirty?